Write a haiku about your experience with computer support

[Perknose]

Just repeats the script
He says his name is Steven
I smell curry here


Next, we should do limericks!

There once was a level one tech
Who said, "I don't care, what the heck."
I'll give good advice
Be pleasant and nice
(They threw that putz out with the dreck).

 

[MikeyIs4Dcats]

ATT DS
L...How I hate thee deeply
12 hours later

 

[thomsbrain]

no one is dumber
than tier 1 IT support.
go back to best buy.

 

[cavemanmoron]

phone support
sucks when people
have hard to understand accents.





{I am Not a Poet,
and I already know this.}

 

[StevenYoo]

this thread is awesome
nominate for thread of year
limerick thread next!

 

[ElFenix]

i have a problem
talk to your supervisor
you didn't fix it

 

[jman19]

comcast tech repeats
unplug modem ping yahoo
problem still unsolved

 

[isasir]

Co-worker points, laughs
Sees me counting on fingers
For stupid haiku

 

[isasir]

Haiku post above
Was not about tech support
Anand Lal Shimpi

 

[Perknose]

I dream of a day
When tech support supports me
(Digital wet dream)

 

[meltdown75]

pining for service
your dilemma unwieldy
end yourself now n00b

 

[hellokeith]

Originally posted by: AtheusNo I won't fix it
I only fixed it for her
because she was hot.

hahahahaha

 

[Perknose]

Tech support comes through!
Boner upsets my laptop,
Breaks my screen, I cry.

 

[her209]

Stupid script kiddies.
DDoSed IIS
Gotta reboot now

 

[HomeBrewerDude]

I am routed to
India. I am going
to get cut off. damn.

 

[mb]

CD does not work
Is the shiny side face down?
I am so confused

 

[hellokeith]

Hot girl on fifth floor
Send her fake error message
She smiles at your fix

 

[fitzov]

Buy yourself a Dell
You will own nothing custom
You fvcking retard

 

[Perknose]

Dumb friend's PC down
But hot babe's comes first because
With boobs, 2 > 1.

 

[jjv687]

Fry's cancel order
Call and wait thirty minutes
No get my rebate

Frys.com canceled my order for some reason.. so I call to figure out what's up and couldn't get a person after holding for like 30 minutes. I tried emailing but didn't get a response until a couple days before the rebate I wanted expired and they still didn't answer my question. I have yet to hear back from them.


I order wrong size
They say keep it anyway
I get four free shirts

I ordered some tshirts and stuff online and I realized that ONE was a medium and I wanted to send it back. They said they'll just process the refund and there's no need to send it back. I got ALL my money back minus the cost I paid them for shipping

 

[marvdmartian]

Here's what I came up with:

Stupid tech named "Bob"
Really, he's from India
Just reads from flip cards!

-and-

Activate Windows
Phone call needed to make work...
make up good excuse!


Also, can't a haiku alternatively be in the form of 3-5-3??

 

[Preyhunter]

Cannot see taskbar?
Insert bootdisk and reboot
fdisk option 3
-------------------------------------

Spooning with my girl
Weenie twitches really bad
Thumps her on the butt

She said, "What was that?"
"Just my weenie, do you like?"
"Do not put it in."

Now I am real sad
I must come up with a plan
to get in her pants

So I got her drunk
This step is three question marks
dot dot dot profit!

 

[Biggerhammer]

The blue screen of death
comes up when I use IE
Firefox here I come

 

[Golgatha]

Originally posted by: supafly

Originally posted by: jmdeathsquad

Originally posted by: supafly

Originally posted by: jmdeathsquad
i hate english
going to do some math now
poetry sucks ass

:laugh:
i hate english: 4 syllables

you sure its not eng-l-ish?

Eng?lish /'??gl?? or, often, -l??/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[ing-glish

English Mother-F
Do you speak it? says Samuel
Lik Sak says Ni hao!

 

[Biggerhammer]

reply to a thread
and lo, the silence echos.
the thread killer strikes