Write a haiku about your experience with computer support

[her209]

Originally posted by: preslove

Originally posted by: her209

Originally posted by: aidanjm
can someone remind us of the structure of a haiku?

Five syllables first,
Seven syllables next line,
Five on the last line.

You are redundant,
I had already told him.
Here, have a

I ate your cookie.
No, not that kind of cookie.
Don't even go there.

 

[yankeesfan]

This disk won't work
It took force to shove it in
Dammit its backwards

 

[preslove]

Originally posted by: her209

Originally posted by: preslove

Originally posted by: her209

Originally posted by: aidanjm
can someone remind us of the structure of a haiku?

Five syllables first,
Seven syllables next line,
Five on the last line.

You are redundant,
I had already told him.
Here, have a

I ate your cookie.
No, not that kind of cookie.
Don't even go there.

Your mom eats cookies!
Wait, that's really infantile.
Sorry, it's quite late.

 

[her209]

Originally posted by: yankeesfan
This disk won't work
It took force to shove it in
Dammit its backwards

Remember zip drives?
Well, floppies don't go in them.
I really hate n00bs!

 

[compnovice]

Ah! the fvckin problem
Lies between the fvckin computer
And the fvckin chair..

 

[preslove]

Thanks for the nice note
and the money that's in it.
Should I buy dinner?

 

[compnovice]

Originally posted by: preslove
Thanks for the nice note
and the money that's in it.
Should I buy dinner?

 

[Kirby]

Stop bothering me
its the same every time
avoid the porno

 

[CKent]

Originally posted by: her209

Originally posted by: preslove

Originally posted by: her209

Originally posted by: aidanjm
can someone remind us of the structure of a haiku?

Five syllables first,
Seven syllables next line,
Five on the last line.

You are redundant,
I had already told him.
Here, have a

I ate your cookie.
No, not that kind of cookie.
Don't even go there.

You two get a room
You can scan each others' disks
Now I'm gonna harf

 

[preslove]

Originally posted by: CKent

Originally posted by: her209

Originally posted by: preslove

Originally posted by: her209

Originally posted by: aidanjm
can someone remind us of the structure of a haiku?

Five syllables first,
Seven syllables next line,
Five on the last line.

You are redundant,
I had already told him.
Here, have a

I ate your cookie.
No, not that kind of cookie.
Don't even go there.

You two get a room
You can scan each others' disks
Now I'm gonna harf

We are not homos.
You are the homo, homo.
Wait mods, don't ban me.

 

[DanFungus]

Man brings computer
"Please backup my kiddie porn"
Say hi to Bubba

 

[AAjax]

Three beeps
Cmos menu
f10 or esc

 

[TXHokie]

Reboot the PC
It still does not fvcking work
Reboot it again

 

[SagaLore]

Originally posted by: preslove
We are not homos.
You are the homo, homo.
Wait mods, don't ban me.

LOL!

 

[fitzov]

CD left in drive
can't get out when machine off
how to get CD?

 

[Jeff7]

Left click mouse button
It's the button on the left
How dense can you be?


I can't use this thing
RTFM
Now it makes more sense

 

[LordMorpheus]

Haikus are very nice
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refridgerator.

 

[preslove]

Originally posted by: LordMorpheus
Haikus are very nice
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refridgerator.

YES!!!!!!

I'll bump this cool thread,
because it's super awesome.
Come on, OT, write.

 

[necine]

if you still dialup
you should scratch my ballsack
no porno for you

 

[nod218]

Microsoft Crashes
Stupid User getting mad
Wish I had a gun

 

[hellokeith]

Tech product costly
You buy me steak lunch today
Budget updated


Find pr0n on PC
He's the buddy of the boss
Format and forget


Charge customer much
Hire Indian for little
Head hunter happy


Work ten years, no certs
Job is outsourced to Bombay
"Welcome to Wal Mart"

 

[mb]

This thread is gold!

Originally posted by: Sqube
Reset the modem
I have already done this
Indian confused

That would describe my call to Verizon the other day

Originally posted by: CKent
URL up top
Not in google search field, noob
Jesus f'ing christ...

LOL!!! My mom did this for the longest time after I installed Firefox on her computer!

 

[Safeway]

I called tech support.
Asked the tech for some support.
Should have called grandma.

 

[Golgatha]

Windows Activate
WGA is corrupted
Microsoft Profits

Update Alcohol
Windows shows a hardware change
Call India now

Acronis clone drive
Swap in 80GB
Activate OS

 

[mb]

Search does not work well
Repost nazi shouts repost
It will not be fixed

Nested quotes are bad
Moderators hand out bans
Nuke all of you noobs