Write a haiku about your experience with computer support

[her209]

Stop f*cking calling.
Stupid users piss me off.
Don't blame the software.

 

[datalink7]

OMG spyware!
WTF is wrong with you?
Bonzi Buddy bad!

 

[CKent]

URL up top
Not in google search field, noob
Jesus f'ing christ...

 

[DanFungus]

You call late at night
You say internet is slow
Keyboard is sticky

 

[Sqube]

I thought this was about being on the caller end, not the callee end. I'll do one from my personal caller's perspective anyway.

Reset the modem
I have already done this
Indian confused

 

[her209]

Originally posted by: Sqube
I thought this was about being on the caller end, not the callee end. I'll do one from my personal caller's perspective anyway.

It can be either.
I don't really care which one,
as long as you write.

 

[SagaLore]

Your keyboard sticky,
there are one thousand mpegs
don't blame the iced tea.

 

[KLin]

Click on a pop-up
Spyware will abound no doubt,
don't do it dumbass

 

[Sqube]

I wrote one for Comcast Cable, which I'll reprise here:

Blinking middle light
No connection possible
Comcast mocks my soul

 

[isekii]

lmao you guys are fuggin hilarious

 

[SagaLore]

no calls coming in now
lets play everquest until dawn
I'm in bad zone now phone rings

 

[Raiden256]

User spilled liquid in laptop
in drying with hairdryer-melted keys
ruined main parts.


This was the description in a break/fix ticket opened with our support department last week. We all enjoyed a good laugh.

 

[KLin]

Originally posted by: Raiden256
User spilled liquid in laptop
in drying with hairdryer-melted keys
ruined main parts.


This was the description in a break/fix ticket opened with our support department last week. We all enjoyed a good laugh.

Not a haiku.

 

[GagHalfrunt]

On hold forever.
Idiot tech knows nothing.
reading from a script.

 

[SagaLore]

old lady signs up web
ask to click My Computer
doesn't understand

 

[SagaLore]

network infected
call Microsoft for tech help
the guy has no clue

 

[her209]

Your husband like porn.
Especially midget porn.
Check out this folder.

 

[kranky]

Did you reboot it?
Oh...then reboot it again.
I'll stop by later.

 

[preslove]

Microsoft sucks balls.
Macintosh sucks them harder.
Oh god, please kill me.

Your printer's too old,
it will not feed correctly.
You're a cheap asshole.

 

[aidanjm]

can someone remind us of the structure of a haiku?

 

[Ricemarine]

Reading my intro
"I like to build computers"
"Can you give (Microsoft) Word please?"

I'm not the person
You relied on to build it
Don't ask me for help.

 

[preslove]

Originally posted by: aidanjm
can someone remind us of the structure of a haiku?

5-7-5

 

[her209]

Originally posted by: aidanjm
can someone remind us of the structure of a haiku?

Five syllables first,
Seven syllables next line,
Five on the last line.

 

[preslove]

Originally posted by: her209

Originally posted by: aidanjm
can someone remind us of the structure of a haiku?

Five syllables first,
Seven syllables next line,
Five on the last line.

You are redundant,
I had already told him.
Here, have a

 

[FoBoT]

these are not mine, google found them


It?s beeping at me!
Stop it, it?s driving me mad!
Beep? beep? beep? beep? beep?


Drive D:/ Inaccessible
just another thing
in my life that?s out of reach.


?My mouse has no ball!
You shipped me a broken mouse!
You?re a bunch of fools!?


Some ants got in my hard disk
They ate all my files
Wish they choked on it and died.