Write a haiku about your experience with computer support

[j00fek]

i love this thread

 

[GagHalfrunt]

I tried tech support
Call routed to India
"No Speekie Engrish"

 

[DanTMWTMP]

(ROFLMAO @ THREAD! LOL! this thread is awesome).
(LOL a lot of these sound like broken english. makes it doubly funnier!)

A girl calling me!
"Fix my computer for me!"
Booty call denied

 

[badmouse]

Music while holding
Has a glitch. And it repeats.
I am going mad.

 

[MisterJackson]

A girl smiles, hi!
OMGWTF HELP
YAGT sad



meh

 

[Mr Pickles]

Your cursor moves fast?
But nothing is typing, right?
Your font is white, tard...

 

[MisterJackson]

Will you fix my box?
show me bewbies first, we"ll see
CTRL ALT DEL, done

 

[Mr Pickles]

Originally posted by: MisterJackson
Will you fix my PC sir
show me bewbies first
CTRL ALT DEL, all done

5
7
5

 

[MisterJackson]

Originally posted by: MrLee

Originally posted by: MisterJackson
Will you fix my PC sir
show me bewbies first
CTRL ALT DEL, all done

5
7
5

I realized I got it backwards....fixed....I think.

 

[mb]

bump for more replies
this thread makes me LOL
i'm drinking chai tea

 

[alkemyst]

Is the PC on?
Yes, the monitor is on.
Is the PC on?

 

[MisterJackson]

Originally posted by: alkemyst
Is the PC on?
Yes, the monitor is on.
Is the PC on?

LOL, I think we've all encountered this one.

 

[DanTMWTMP]

I am Laughing bad.
I am at work, Damn you guys.
Thread of the year? yes.

 

[TheCanuck]

What was the problem?
I - D - 1 - 0 - T error.
Computers are dumb.

 

[Trevelyan]

Originally posted by: CKent
URL up top
Not in google search field, noob
Jesus f'ing christ...

Haha YES

 

[SirChadwick]

Help Help mouse has died!!!
Change the freakin batteries!
Where do I put those???

 

[DanTMWTMP]

Originally posted by: MisterJackson

Originally posted by: alkemyst
Is the PC on?
Yes, the monitor is on.
Is the PC on?

Laughing Out Loud hah,
We've all encountered this one
I think yes we have.

fixed for you good sir
it is lame I know bite me
could not help myself.

 

[DanTMWTMP]

Originally posted by: MisterJackson

Originally posted by: MrLee

Originally posted by: MisterJackson
Will you fix my PC sir
show me bewbies first
CTRL ALT DEL, all done

5
7
5

I Just realized
I got it backwards, uh oh.
....fixed....I think, I hope.

Originally posted by: Trevelyan

Originally posted by: CKent
URL up top
Not in google search field, noob
Jesus f'ing christ...

Hahahahaha
YES that was amusing, thank you
now to laugh some more.

Again I must fix.
Should I fix all the replies?
nah, it might get old.

 

[mb]

topic changed to ranch
OT doesn't like ranch much
goes well on pizza

 

[DanTMWTMP]

Originally posted by: supafly
topic changed to ranch
OT doesn't like ranch much
goes well on pizza

hah, Laughing out Loud!
That thread gave me a good smile.
laughing at work rules.

 

[SirChadwick]

I have a problem
What is the fvcking problem?
I am a dumb ass!

 

[mb]

i love broadband speed
the internet is for porn
five hundred gee bees

 

[jmdeathsquad]

navigating menus
"please hold while I look that up"
call disconnected

 

[DanTMWTMP]

Originally posted by: jmdeathsquad
navigating menus
"please hold while I look that up"
call disconnected

not 5 syllables.
you have failed, therefore die!
"navigate menus"

 

[Trey22]

pinche computer
no trabaja la mierda
mucho fregasos