Write a haiku about your experience with computer support

[Otaking]

Too far down the thread
Is this Haiku on page 5
No one will read this.

Woops, I wrote it wrong.
It's supposed to be techy;
Okay, here I go.

"How may I help you?"
"The internet is broken."
"Could you clarify?"

"I pressed the button...
...and nothing is happening."
"What did you just press?"

"The power button."
"Where is this power button?"
"On the computer."

"Does it make a noise...
...after you hit the button?"
"Doesn't make a noise."

"Do you hear a fan?
Or perhaps a whirling noise?"
"I don't think so, sir."

"K, let's start over.
Locate the power cable;
Make sure it's on tight."

"I think I found it."
"Is it securely plugged in?"
"Umm... I don't think so."

"What do you mean, sir?"
"Does it have to be plugged in...
...in order to work?"

"Yes, please plug it in."
"OK, I just plugged it in...
...I think it's working."

"Great. Is there any-
thing else I can help you with?"
"No sir, thanks a lot."

"Thank you for calling...
And have a great afternoon."
"You too, thanks again."

 

[sandorski]

My Hard Drive is stuck
Support say, huh, WTF?
That a Floppy you noob!

 

[Kirby]

mouse jumps to corner
off to Wal-Mart for new one
ARG! Dell has no PS2!!

 

[Dee67]

I build my own box
Once they work, they work real well
I don't need support



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