Write a haiku about your experience with computer support

[Dacalo]

Pizza Hut pizza
McDee apple pie dinner
But this is better.

 

[SirChadwick]

Originally posted by: DanTMWTMP

Originally posted by: jmdeathsquad
navigating menus
"please hold while I look that up"
call disconnected

not 5 syllables.
you have failed, therefore die!
"navigate menus"

You best check yourself
Before calling someone out
j00 failed at it too.

 

[MisterJackson]

Originally posted by: DanTMWTMP

Originally posted by: MisterJackson

Originally posted by: MrLee

Originally posted by: MisterJackson
Will you fix my PC sir
show me bewbies first
CTRL ALT DEL, all done

5
7
5

I Just realized
I got it backwards, uh oh.
....fixed....I think, I hope.

Originally posted by: Trevelyan

Originally posted by: CKent
URL up top
Not in google search field, noob
Jesus f'ing christ...

Hahahahaha
YES that was amusing, thank you
now to laugh some more.

Again I must fix.
Should I fix all the replies?
nah, it might get old.

I fixed mine....if you look at my OP. I think you're only reading the quoted text from MrLee. Why you bothered to change my reply to him to where it makes no sense I don't understand. I guess you're trying to make a sarcastic point without realizing the structure had been already fixed.



Will you fix my box?
Show me bewbies first, we"ll see
CTRL ALT DEL, done

 

[jmdeathsquad]

Originally posted by: DanTMWTMP

Originally posted by: jmdeathsquad
navigating menus
"please hold while I look that up"
call disconnected

not 5 syllables.
you have failed, therefore die!
"navigate menus"

noo-ooo-ooo! /vader
I fvcking swear I can count
I fail at neffing

 

[mb]

Originally posted by: SirChadwick

Originally posted by: DanTMWTMP

Originally posted by: jmdeathsquad
navigating menus
"please hold while I look that up"
call disconnected

not 5 syllables.
you have failed, therefore die!
"navigate menus"

You best check yourself
Before calling someone out
j00 failed at it too.

Actually, DanTMWTMP is right. And DanTMWTMP posted his in 5-7-5.


navigating menus: 6 syllables
na-va-gate-ing men-ues
"please hold while I look that up" : 8 syllables
please hold wh-ile i look that up

 

[DanTMWTMP]

Originally posted by: MisterJackson


I fixed mine....if you look at my OP. I think you're only reading the quoted text from MrLee. Why you bothered to change my reply to him to where it makes no sense I don't understand. I guess you're trying to make a sarcastic point without realizing the structure had been already fixed.

l.o.l., no no
I only fixed your reply
not your OP duh

so ya, what i did:
I didn't fix your OP
hehehehehe

don't misunderstand
fixed your reply to mlee
not your first OP

 

[jmdeathsquad]

Originally posted by: supafly

Originally posted by: SirChadwick

Originally posted by: DanTMWTMP

Originally posted by: jmdeathsquad
navigating menus
"please hold while I look that up"
call disconnected

not 5 syllables.
you have failed, therefore die!
"navigate menus"

You best check yourself
Before calling someone out
j00 failed at it too.

Actually, DanTMWTMP is right. And DanTMWTMP posted his in 5-7-5.


navigating menus: 6 syllables
na-va-gate-ing men-ues
"please hold while I look that up" : 8 syllables
please hold wh-ile i look that up

while is 2 syllables?

 

[mb]

Originally posted by: jmdeathsquad
noo-ooo-ooo! /vader
I fvcking swear I can count
I fail at neffing

lol, you still messed up

I fail at neffing: 6

i fay-el at nef-ing

 

[mb]

Originally posted by: jmdeathsquad
j00 failed at it too.

Actually, DanTMWTMP is right. And DanTMWTMP posted his in 5-7-5.


navigating menus: 6 syllables
na-va-gate-ing men-ues
"please hold while I look that up" : 8 syllables
please hold wh-ile i look that up
[/quote]

while is 2 syllables?[/quote]

If you say it properly I know some people say it like the word "well"

 

[jmdeathsquad]

i hate english
going to do some math now
poetry sucks ass

 

[mb]

Originally posted by: jmdeathsquad
i hate english
going to do some math now
poetry sucks ass

:laugh:
i hate english: 4 syllables


you can do it man
i believe in you john m
don't give up just yet

 

[weirdichi]

Monitor... speakers
Tower... CPU... what's that?
Typewriters have those?

 

[DanTMWTMP]

Originally posted by: supafly

Originally posted by: jmdeathsquad
i hate english
going to do some math now
poetry sucks ass

:laugh:
i hate english: 4 syllables

no, you can make 5.
"hates engurishu", he say.
now it makes more sense.

 

[jmdeathsquad]

Originally posted by: supafly

Originally posted by: jmdeathsquad
i hate english
going to do some math now
poetry sucks ass

:laugh:
i hate english: 4 syllables

you sure its not eng-l-ish?

 

[mb]

Originally posted by: jmdeathsquad

Originally posted by: supafly

Originally posted by: jmdeathsquad
i hate english
going to do some math now
poetry sucks ass

:laugh:
i hate english: 4 syllables

you sure its not eng-l-ish?

Eng?lish /'??gl?? or, often, -l??/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[ing-glish

 

[jmdeathsquad]

i will make poem
ranch is not good on pizza
we need pics or ban

 

[mb]

Originally posted by: jmdeathsquad
i will make poem
ranch is not good on pizza
we need pics or ban

:thumbsup::gift:

way to go! good job.
i knew that you could do it
you mastered english




give me a damn break
did not mean to put it there
stop screaming "wrong hole"

 

[hellokeith]

ATOT fun at work
My boss just caught me neffing
Resume posted

Password does not work
You have the caps lock key on
Sorry for calling

 

[DrPizza]

Password is C U B
"But, it doesn't work for me"
CAPITAL letters!

 

[mb]

don't let this thread die
it is full of teh funnies
to the top it goes

 

[altonb1]

Keyboard not working
Crawled under desk to check plug
spilled drink, now knees wet

I had this happen. As I stood up and asked if she spilled anything, she advises that she spilled water and it MIGHT have gotten in the keyboard. I turned the keyboard on it's side and the water POURED out.

 

[Atheus]

No I can't fix it
I'm a fvcking programmer,
I don't clean windows.

No I won't fix it
I only fixed it for her
because she was hot.

 

[Dacalo]

Haiku sucks big balls,
Random writing is teh suck,
Called poetry.

 

[Perknose]

Pushing option 5
Fvcking disconnected now
Bombay wins again

 

[Perknose]

Comp full of Shiite
Help comes with a Sunni smile
Iraqi tech support!