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Trivial things people should go to jail for

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ultimatebob said:
Sure, if you're three years old. You're supposed to grow out of the "put ketchup on everything" phase by adulthood, though.
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You're supposed to grow out of the "eating hot dogs" phase around the same time. Why do you care if someone puts a children's condiment on their children's food? Sausages are the adult equivalent to hot dogs and are FAR more flavorful.
 
jagec said:
You're supposed to grow out of the "eating hot dogs" phase around the same time. Why do you care if someone puts a children's condiment on their children's food? Sausages are the adult equivalent to hot dogs and are FAR more flavorful.
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This is a hot dog.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chicago-style_hot_dog

Its a beef sausage with toppings on a poppy seeded bun. You put the wrong toppings, and you wind up with a fail. You get the right mix of toppings, and this "childrens food" tastes frickin awesome with a very complex blend of flavors.
 
crime should be any fucker that steps off the curb without looking both ways and making eye contact with the car that they are about to be rolled over with.
 
Hanging the toilet paper wrong. If you have to ask which way is correct, you are obviously in need of immediate imprisonment.
 
purbeast0 said:
people who drive in the fast lane and don't get over when cars start approaching from the rear.

people who drive in the fast lane going the same speed as the cars next to them so you can't get around them.

people who drive below the speed limit on a 1 lane road.

people who brake for no reason when going downhill.

people who drive slower because they are going up hill.

people who speed up when you go to pass them.

people who don't use turn signals.

people who text and drive (i know its against the law but they should be jailed for it, its as dangerous if not more dangerous than drunk driving).
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People who brake for no reason in general.
 
BurnItDwn said:
You are called brian, so, I forgive you for your grievous crime. Please, try to do better in the future. As a fellow Brian, I have faith in you!
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I have 2 friends who are Brians.. both are fuggin weird as hell.. but they are both great guys. 😎
 
People that buy new houses and don't take care of them so the neighborhood goes to crap

People that rent out houses in nice neighborhoods

People that brake for pulled over cars or accidents on the other side of the highway.
 
Gunbuster said:
Putting the licence registration sticker in the wrong place (usually all over in multiple locations) on your vehicle licence plate.
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Who the hell (other than LEO) notices that?!? There are a million things I can run through my head while driving that are better than getting pissy (or even noticing at all) at where someone put a sticker on their license.
 
Darwin333 said:
Who the hell (other than LEO) notices that?!? There are a million things I can run through my head while driving that are better than getting pissy (or even noticing at all) at where someone put a sticker on their license.
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I notice. I don't care much, but I notice. I also have to wonder about the cognitive ability of someone who can't put a sticker on when the instructions are right next to the sticker. Makes me feel good about them driving a 2000# death machine.
 
BurnItDwn said:
This is a hot dog.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chicago-style_hot_dog

Its a beef sausage with toppings on a poppy seeded bun. You put the wrong toppings, and you wind up with a fail. You get the right mix of toppings, and this "childrens food" tastes frickin awesome with a very complex blend of flavors.
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Shrug, dress up your hot dog all you want but I'm still going with him. I grew out of hot dogs and into steaks. I'm not a big fan of happy meals anymore either and IDGAF how gourmet the chicken nuggets are.
 
jagec said:
You're supposed to grow out of the "eating hot dogs" phase around the same time. Why do you care if someone puts a children's condiment on their children's food? Sausages are the adult equivalent to hot dogs and are FAR more flavorful.
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There are cheap kiddie hot dogs that only taste "good" when you slather them in ketchup... and then there are GOOD hot dogs. I feel sorry for people who cannot tell the difference.

But, seriously... why aren't we talking about other crimes against humanity like talking loud in a movie theater? Prison time might be a bit much for that, but a good legal beating could help.
 
tynopik said:
door opens the other way (push rather than pull)
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In that case, the guy holding it is already inside so why does it matter if the person he's holding it for enters without touching the door? When I hold doors for people in that scenario, I just give a quick quasi-glance backwards to let them know I'm about to let go of the door, and they figure it out.
 
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