Trivial things people should go to jail for

[Gizmo j]

1. Bus drivers who gives you false directions.

2. When your holding the door open so a person could grab the door before it closes.....and that person just walks through instead of grabbing hold of the door.

3. Complaining about men going in to the girls bathroom when its a single persons bathroom.

4. Small children who stare at you for long periods of time and are unfazed when you scowl at them.

5. Changing the interface of a frequently used Website so drastically that people can no longer navigate it by instinct.

You guys want to add anything?

 

[John Connor]

People that are in your way at the store.

 

[CA19100]

People who stand on the left side of moving walkways at airports, oblivious to everyone around them. I suggest the death penalty for this one.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

2. When your holding the door open so a person could grab the door before it closes.....and that person just walks through instead of grabbing hold of the door.

Wait, this is a thing? How in the hell am I supposed to grab the door if they're holding it and standing in front of it? Say...

I'm the guy in blue, he's the guy in pink. We're both heading in the direction of the arrow. Am I supposed to interpret that as a hand-off rather than him holding it for me?

 

[Carson Dyle]

Paying for groceries with a check.

Putting ketchup on a hot dog.

Having a face or neck tattoo.

Selling the house next door to a dysfunctional family with four children, two dogs and a guy name Eddie who lives with them and drives a green truck with one headlight and expired license plates.

 

[tynopik]

I'm the guy in blue, he's the guy in pink. We're both heading in the direction of the arrow. Am I supposed to interpret that as a hand-off rather than him holding it for me?

door opens the other way (push rather than pull)

 

[A Casual Fitz]

Paying for groceries with a check.

Paying for anything in a store with a check is a douche move. Ketchup is fine on hot dogs.

 

[Carson Dyle]

Paying for anything in a store with a check is a douche move. Ketchup is fine on hot dogs.

If you've ever even ONCE done this, you should be in prison fending off lifers in the shower.

 

[A Casual Fitz]

If you've ever even ONCE done this, you should be in prison fending off lifers in the shower.

I'll throw my ketchup in their faces.

 

[brianmanahan]

thread crapping a legendary thread like this one

i'll turn myself in

 

[sandorski]

People wanting to put people into prison for trivial things.

 

[destrekor]

If you've ever even ONCE done this, you should be in prison fending off lifers in the shower.

I'll give you ketchup shampoo in the shower and watch you squeal in delight. :wub:
While, of course, I chomp down on a hotdog with ketchup.

 

[gorcorps]

If you've ever even ONCE done this, you should be in prison fending off lifers in the shower.

People who think it's okay to tell other people what to eat.

It's my food, I'll do what I want to it. You can take your pompous condiment attitude and cram it up your poop chute.

 

[kranky]

People who think if they just talk louder without stopping, they'll get their way.

 

[WelshBloke]

I'll throw my ketchup in their faces.

As long as you don't end up with their hotdog in your bun...

 

[waggy]

Selling the house next door to a dysfunctional family with four children, two dogs and a guy name Eddie who lives with them and drives a green truck with one headlight and expired license plates.

lol. thats a little specific...heh

 

[purbeast0]

people who drive in the fast lane and don't get over when cars start approaching from the rear.

people who drive in the fast lane going the same speed as the cars next to them so you can't get around them.

people who drive below the speed limit on a 1 lane road.

people who brake for no reason when going downhill.

people who drive slower because they are going up hill.

people who speed up when you go to pass them.

people who don't use turn signals.

people who text and drive (i know its against the law but they should be jailed for it, its as dangerous if not more dangerous than drunk driving).

 

[ultimatebob]

Paying for anything in a store with a check is a douche move. Ketchup is fine on hot dogs.

Sure, if you're three years old. You're supposed to grow out of the "put ketchup on everything" phase by adulthood, though.

 

[destrekor]

Sure, if you're three years old. You're supposed to grow out of the "put ketchup on everything" phase by adulthood, though.

Awww, we got another one who's offended by a personal choice in condiments.

Poor guy. Must be hard seeing everyone at sporting events who dares to use ketchup.

I use ketchup exclusively, unless there is hot dog sauce of some kind available. But I despise relish and mustard, so... those aren't options. Nor is a plain dog on bug.

So ketchup works for me unless I have some hot dog/chili/coney sauce from Tony Packo's or Rudy's.

 

[destrekor]

people who drive in the fast lane and don't get over when cars start approaching from the rear.

people who drive in the fast lane going the same speed as the cars next to them so you can't get around them.

people who drive below the speed limit.

people who brake for no reason when going downhill.

people who drive slower because they are going up hill.

people who speed up when you go to pass them.

people who don't use turn signals.

people who text and drive (i know its against the law but they should be jailed for it, its as dangerous if not more dangerous than drunk driving).

All of the above.

 

[Ham n' Eggs]

People who think it's okay to tell other people what to eat.

It's my food, I'll do what I want to it. You can take your pompous condiment attitude and cram it up your poop chute.

+1

 

[Ham n' Eggs]

serious one that isn't trivial but people think it is:
people who speed in residential zones where their douche behavior can kill a kid

 

[ultimatebob]

People who think that they are "technology experts" because they know how to use an iPhone.

Maybe prison is too harsh... perhaps passing a mandatory Computer Science 101 class would work. If you fail, then prison.

 

[gorcorps]

people who drive in the fast lane and don't get over when cars start approaching from the rear.

people who drive in the fast lane going the same speed as the cars next to them so you can't get around them.

people who drive below the speed limit.

...

This summer Indiana introduced a law making it a fineable offense to stay in the left lane if somebody is coming up behind you and you can move over. I think it was the 3rd state to do it.

 

[mnewsham]

anyone who tells me not to put my own condiments(yes, including ketchup) on my own hotdogs/burgers will get a load of semen on their hotdog/burger if they ever come to visit.

Dont be cunts.