Trivial things people should go to jail for

[MongGrel]

Paying for anything in a store with a check is a douche move. Ketchup is fine on hot dogs.

 

[Zorba]

In that case, the guy holding it is already inside so why does it matter if the person he's holding it for enters without touching the door? When I hold doors for people in that scenario, I just give a quick quasi-glance backwards to let them know I'm about to let go of the door, and they figure it out.

It usually only annoys me when it is a group of people and not one of them take over for the door, but you can't let go without taking them out. Especially annoying when you are going in the opposite direction.

 

[Zorba]

Barbecue sauce is the only sauce that should ever go on a hot dog. Except for chili and cheese, of course. And sometimes salsa if you are in a pinch.

Ketchup should just be banned.

 

[purbeast0]

Bullshit. You edited your post.

"people who drive below the speed limit."

http://forums.anandtech.com/showpost.php?p=37867339&postcount=26

i still never said i thought that was the minimum allowed, ever. i just said they should be jailed for it.

and as mentioned earlier in the thread, i meant that more along the lines of people on a 1 lane road going below the speed limit, which is what i edited it to say.

 

[CPA]

Paying for groceries with a check.

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This is such nonsense. It doesn't take that long to do a check. And with these stupid chips in credit cards, it now takes longer to pay with credit card than it does to write a check.

 

[purbeast0]

This is such nonsense. It doesn't take that long to do a check. And with these stupid chips in credit cards, it now takes longer to pay with credit card than it does to write a check.

yeah wtf is up with that shit, first time i used mine i thought it would be quick and it did take longer than swiping. you have to let it sit there for a little bit.

 

[CPA]

Barbecue sauce is the only sauce that should ever go on a hot dog. Except for chili and cheese, of course. And sometimes salsa if you are in a pinch.

Ketchup should just be banned.

Ketchup on a hotdog is not only acceptable, but is a sign that you are a rational human being. Barbecue sauce is fine for bratwurst, but not hotdogs.

 

[Sonikku]

Women looking at you with disgusted scorn when you snap their photo with your cell.

 

[Spydermag68]

How about people talking over the cube walls. That it really annoying.

 

[Darwin333]

I notice. I don't care much, but I notice. I also have to wonder about the cognitive ability of someone who can't put a sticker on when the instructions are right next to the sticker. Makes me feel good about them driving a 2000# death machine.

So if they have the cognitive ability of my 4 year old you feel better about them driving a 2000# death machine? They can put the sticker on the back of the plate for all I care as long as they don't drive slow in the left lane.

 

[lxskllr]

So if they have the cognitive ability of my 4 year old you feel better about them driving a 2000# death machine? They can put the sticker on the back of the plate for all I care as long as they don't drive slow in the left lane.

Someone who can't put a sticker on correctly probably drives slow in the left lane, doesn't know what a yield sign means, and has no idea what the stick on the left side of the steering wheel does. If they can't handle the easiest thing in life, they shouldn't be tackling harder tasks.

 

[flexy]

People who say

"your welcome!"

One day I SNAP.....seriously...and I am not even a native English speaker...

 

[Ken M]

Voting.

 

[A Casual Fitz]

People who say

"your welcome!"

One day I SNAP.....seriously...and I am not even a native English speaker...

You must be special to be able to hear incorrect grammar.

 

[Carson Dyle]

This is such nonsense. It doesn't take that long to do a check. And with these stupid chips in credit cards, it now takes longer to pay with credit card than it does to write a check.

In a sense, I agree. This offense should not be punishable by jail time.

As soon as someone pulls out that antiquated book of dog-eared paper, someone in line (or the cashier) should calmly pull a gun and execute them on the spot.

 

[A Casual Fitz]

In a sense, I agree. This offense should not be punishable by jail time.

As soon as someone pulls out that antiquated book of dog-eared paper, someone in line (or the cashier) should calmly pull a gun and execute them on the spot.

Nom nom nom

 

[destrekor]

Chicagoans.

They have two strikes against them in my book. They can't dress a hot dog properly, and they have no idea what the hell they are doing when making pizza.

 

[cbrunny]

Denying climate change

 

[MongGrel]

 

[ultimatebob]

Barbecue sauce is the only sauce that should ever go on a hot dog. Except for chili and cheese, of course. And sometimes salsa if you are in a pinch.

Ketchup should just be banned.

I'm a mustard and onion guy, myself.

 

[lupi]

Chilli/cheese/onions if they have it, otherwise ketchup &relish.

 

[CA19100]

And with these stupid chips in credit cards, it now takes longer to pay with credit card than it does to write a check.

Compared to the hassle of dealing with a compromised credit card, I'll take a few seconds of processing delay any day!

 

[zinfamous]

I'm a mustard and onion guy, myself.

barbecue sauce on hotdogs...that's weird. The majority of bbq sauces are pretty much ketchup + liquid smoke + even more sugar.

really, mustard folks. that's it. and/or kraut

and the glorious Chicago style.

 

[keird]

Nom nom nom

Instead of prison, you're sentenced to 12 hours wearing this smelly fur coat. We'll pick you up at sun rise.

http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/poacher-savagely-molested-and-raped-by-grizzly-bear/

I hear Leonardo Dicaprio is pretty popular these days.

http://www.showbiz411.com/2015/11/2...pectacular-detail-from-the-novel-its-based-on

 

[poofyhairguy]

People who think if they just talk louder without stopping, they'll get their way.

Because it works more often than not.