Post your favorite Simpsons Quotes!!

[jiffylube1024]

Hahah, some really funny ones in this thread!

Here's a couple more I always laugh at:

(Homer driving like a maniac with the family in the car)
Marge: "No, Homer, you'll kill us all!"
Homer: "Or die trying!"

Dr Nick:"The Coroner? I'm so sick of that guy!"

(at Bart and Lisa's hockey game - old episode)
Homer: So Marge, are you rooting for Lisa today?
Marge: No!
Homer Oh so you're a Bart man, eh?
Marge: Homer I don't think we should play favourites with the children. I mean, what if they did the same for us?
(Bart and Lisa call up to their parents to look at them)
Bart Hey mom, look at me. Mom!
Lisa Hey mom, over here... Mom!
Homer Heh heh heh, hi kids!

 

[FuzzyBee]

Disco Stu don't advertise

 

[FuzzyBee]

Ralph Wiggum:

"It says I choo-choo-choose you, and it's got a picture of a train"

"It says 'let's bee friends' and it's got a picture of a bee"

"My cat's breath smells like cat food"

 

[eakers]

how bout that local sports team? i hear if they score enough touchdowns they'll win the stanely cup.

 

[KGB1]

Cletus - Hey, you know what; I can see my Ma from up here. Hey MA! GET OFF THE DANG ROOF.

"Some fokle never eat a skunk, but then again some fokle. Like Cletus the Slack Jawwed yokle"

Burns(in Smithers PC) - Hel-lo Smi-thers. You are quite good - at turning me on.

 

[psianime]

Cletus: Get off my dirt farm.



-psianime

 

[Jombo]

you know reading this made me forget my fav quotes, but i can't believe someone missed this one: (or am i just tired and i missed it?)

"ha ha"

the magical animal one had me rolling for a while

and thanks <FONT face=Verdana size=1>Mwilding for the link</FONT>

 

[Lounatik]

Marge: "Homie, I think we need to see a financial planner"

Homer: 'Financial panther, eh?"

Cut scene to daydreaming Homer:

Banker: "Mr.Simpson i'm afraid you are one dollar overdrawn"
Homer: "Sic him Sheba!"

Sheba attacks. End cut scene.

Homer: 'I'm in."


This one and the "Increase killing power,eh?" scenes are, to me, probably the funniest lines I have ever seen on the Simpsons.






Peace

Lounatik

 

[MartyMcFly3]

Only because a floormate of mine was drunk when he repeated this line: "Wellity, Wellity, Wellity......."

 

[JC]

"Save me, Jeebus!"

 

[tm37]

My fav ep is still the gay one.


Homer And another thing I don't want you calling him a sissy this man is a fruit, I mean queer, You like queer right

 

[XZeroII]

Barney (The Dinosaur Singing): 2 + 2 is 4
Barney (The Dinosaur Singing): 2 + 2 is 4
Barney (The Dinosaur Singing): 2 + 2 is 4
Barney (The Dinosaur Singing): 2 + 2 is 4
Homer: Hehe, I can see why this is so popular
Barney (The Dinosaur Singing): 2 + 2 is 4
Barney (The Dinosaur Singing): 2 + 2 is 4

 

[Aquaman]

Homer: I am so smart........ S M R T

Cheers,
Aquaman

 

[mpitts]

Originally posted by: Aquaman
Homer: I am so smart........ S M R T

Cheers,
Aquaman

I mean S-M-A-R-T!

 

[Aquaman]

Originally posted by: mpitts

Originally posted by: Aquaman
Homer: I am so smart........ S M R T

Cheers,
Aquaman

I mean S-M-A-R-T!

Doh!

Cheers,
Aquaman

 

[snik]

Quotes may or may not be verbatim just my memory.

Homer gets shot and Lisa asks, "Dad are you okay?" Homer replies, "Don't worry honey, the bone stopped the bullet"

Homer falls down really hard and says, "Don't worry, the ground broke my fall"

 

[dafatha00]

Milhouse: Remember the time he ate my goldfish, and you lied to me and said I

never had any goldfish? Then why did I have the bowl, Bart? Why did I

have the bowl?

Bwahahhaha. that line was hilarious!!

 

[Woodchuck2000]

Ralph: I bent my wookie.

 

[majewski9]

Homer: Oh Flanders, wont you join me in my kitchen!? Hehehehehehehe!
Wiggum: Aaah, it doesn't work if you invite em.
Ned: Hidely-hey!
Homer: Go home!
Ned: Doodily-doo!

 

[Queasy]

Homer at the gun shop: "Ohhhh, three day waiting period! But I'm angry now!"

Skinner to the gerbil Nibbles: "Quick Nibbles. Chew through my ball sack!"

 

[KeyserSoze]

I love this thread.


Homer: "Lisa, we're gonna send you to the best school in South Carolina."
Lisa: "But I don't wanna be a gamecock."





KeyserSoze

 

[KeyserSoze]

(Watching this as we speak)


Homer has a bucket on his head, and it's glued on)
Marge:"I tried using bacon grease to get it off your fathers head, but he kept on eating it."
Homer:"Can't you use a non-delicious fat." (Starts Crying) "There's no such thing."





KeyserSoze

 

[XZeroII]

Homer: *pfff* what if...what if I'm in the shower and slip on a bar of soap?...

Homer: OMG! I'd be killed!



To the flintstones theme:
Simpson, Homer Simpson, he's the greatest guy in history. From the, town of Springfield, he's about to hit a chestnut tree...AHHHH!!! *crash*

 

[Queasy]

Bart and Millhouse watching the first Itchy cartoon

Bart reading silent film: "Itchy runs afoul of an Irishman."

Millhouse: "Look out Itchy! He's Irish!"

 

[SSP]

Some folk'll never eat a skunk
But then again some folk'll
Like Cletus
The slack jawed yokel.




Most folk'll never lose a toe
And then again some folk'll
Like Cletus
The slack jawed yokel.