Post your favorite Simpsons Quotes!!

[Gillbot]

Either this one:

Originally posted by: johneetrash
burns: i suggest you leave immediately...
homer: or what, you'll release the dogs? or the bees? or the dogs with bees in their mouth and when they bark they shoot bees at you??

or HELP ME JEEBUS!!!!!

are my favorites

Then again, I still think the Homer Cubed (3D) episode was great too!

 

[JetBlack69]

Originally posted by: Gillbot
Either this one:

Originally posted by: johneetrash
burns: i suggest you leave immediately...
homer: or what, you'll release the dogs? or the bees? or the dogs with bees in their mouth and when they bark they shoot bees at you??

or HELP ME JEEBUS!!!!!

are my favorites

Then again, I still think the Homer Cubed (3D) episode was great too!

Homer: I wish I read more books by that wheelchair guy. AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

 

[XZeroII]

Homer: What the **** are we gonna do with all these Angel ashtrays??!!!
Bart: I could take up smoking
Homer: You'd dam* well better.

 

[XZeroII]

Bart: Mom, are we going to Black Angus?
Marge: Well, you could say we're going to the best steak house in the universe
Bart: So, we're not going to Black Angus...

 

[kmac1914]

One of my favorites:
Smithers: I'm afraid we have a bad image, sir. Market research shows people see you as something of an ogre.
Burns: An ogre? I ought to club them and eat their bones!

Classic.

 

[Jynx980]

Originally posted by: placebo139

Originally posted by: Jynx980

Originally posted by: blakeatwork
The episode where Homer fights with Bart's Big Brother at Sea World

<Homer bent over backwards on the hydrant>

"This is even more painful then it looks"

Later, Homer is giving Bart advice about fighting:

"... you scream like a girl. And then, when he turns away in disgust, you kick him in the kidneys really hard, and then run like hell"

I like the part when Homer chucks the starfish like throwing stars. Big brother catches them and puts them in a tank. "Here you go little fellahs." Shark swims by and eats them. "Doh!"

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Mr. Burns: I dont like being outside. For one thing there are too many fat children.

Marge: Homer, is that a holloween coustume?
Homer (in devil suit): ...no.

Apu (making 'squishy' with the squishy lady) Oh! Youve had less then 8 children havent you?

Marge: People will tell you that you cant change a man, but I did with your father. Before I married your father he was rude, borish, selfish...

Lisa: But mom, dad is still...

Marge: Hes a CHANGED man Lisa!

talk about a random bump...

This thread is on my favorites. I bet we can get a couple more pages on it

 

[GasX]

bump - because this topic has been done oh so many times

 

[Deeko]

i couple of good ralph ones in my site/sig tonight!

 

[redheadednurse]

Bart ----> "Whatever man"

It works in any situation....

 

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