Yeah, I saw that listed as part of the original quote, but don't exactly see what that means.
KeyserSoze
Frink: Easy Frinky, you'll have this baby on the shelf while he's still grappling with the pickle matrix!
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Comic Book Guy: Worst. Episode. Ever.
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Comic Book Guy: But Aquaman, you cannot marry a woman without gills. <sees atomic bomb heading toward him> I have wasted my life.
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Homer: Welcome to the internet my friend, how can I help you?
Comic Book Guy: I'm interested in upgrading my twenty eight point eight kilobaud internet connection to a one point five megabit fibre-optic T-1 line. Will you be able to provide an IP router that's compatable with my token ring ethernet LAN configuration?
Homer: (after long pause) Can I have some money now?
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Lisa: May I have that seat?
Comic Book Guy: Yes. If you can answer me these questions three. Question the first...
Lisa: Never mind.
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Milhouse: Aw, what can I get for 75 cents?
Comic Book Guy: (sigh) You may purchase this charming Hamburglar adventure. A child has already solved the jumble using crayons. The answer is 'fries'.
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Comic Book Guy: Worst. Episode. Ever.
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Comic Book Guy: But Aquaman, you cannot marry a woman without gills. <sees atomic bomb heading toward him> I have wasted my life.
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Homer: Welcome to the internet my friend, how can I help you?
Comic Book Guy: I'm interested in upgrading my twenty eight point eight kilobaud internet connection to a one point five megabit fibre-optic T-1 line. Will you be able to provide an IP router that's compatable with my token ring ethernet LAN configuration?
Homer: (after long pause) Can I have some money now?
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Lisa: May I have that seat?
Comic Book Guy: Yes. If you can answer me these questions three. Question the first...
Lisa: Never mind.
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Milhouse: Aw, what can I get for 75 cents?
Comic Book Guy: (sigh) You may purchase this charming Hamburglar adventure. A child has already solved the jumble using crayons. The answer is 'fries'.
GOOD
Homer: "If you really want something in life you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers."
Millhouse: (As their bus is speeding out of control) "Wow, this is like Speed 2, except on a bus."
Homer: "'Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: You!"
KeyserSoze
Anubis
No Lifer
Homer: Homer: When I first heard that Marge was joining the police academy, I thought it would be fun and zany, like that movie -- Spaceballs. But
instead it was dark and disturbing. Like that movie -- Police Academy.
KeyserSoze
instead it was dark and disturbing. Like that movie -- Police Academy.
KeyserSoze
"HE'S SPINNING IT ON HIS FINGER!! JUST TAKE IT!! TAKE THE BALL!! That game was rigged. They were using a FREAKIN' ladder, for God's sake."
LMAO @ quotes...
my personal favorites:
Homer: Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!
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Homer: I know what you're saying, Bart. When I was young, I wanted an electric football machine more than anything else in the world, and my parents bought it for me, and it was the happiest day of my life. Well, goodnight.
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Homer: That's it! You people have stood in my way long enough. I'm going to clown college!
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Homer: Yeah Moe that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked!
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Homer: Ha ha! Look at this country! ? U R Gay!? Ha ha!" (looking at Uruguay on the globe)
my personal favorites:
Homer: Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!
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Homer: I know what you're saying, Bart. When I was young, I wanted an electric football machine more than anything else in the world, and my parents bought it for me, and it was the happiest day of my life. Well, goodnight.
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Homer: That's it! You people have stood in my way long enough. I'm going to clown college!
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Homer: Yeah Moe that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked!
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Homer: Ha ha! Look at this country! ? U R Gay!? Ha ha!" (looking at Uruguay on the globe)
Clinton to Marge: I know you think your not good enough for me, but you are. Hell I've done it with Pigs!
something like that... I was LMAO when I heard that for the first time.
something like that... I was LMAO when I heard that for the first time.
Originally posted by: mpitts
Marge - "See all that stuff in there, Homer? That's why your robot didn't work."
Extended Edition:
Robot 1: Hey, these cards are mine.
Robot 2: Now look what you've done!
Robot 1: I'm sorry, I don't know what came over me.
Robot 3: Lets forget this whole thing happened.
Homer: What the heck is this, a tea party? Somebody kill somebody!!
[ the robots look at him and get out their guns, and start shooting at him ]
Marge: What IS it with you and robots...
Max Power - "Maaaaaaax Power. He's the man.. who's name you'd LOOOVE to TOOUUUUUUCH.. but you musn't TOOOOUUUUUUUCH. His name sounds good in your ear.. but when you say it you musn't fear.. Be-cause his naaaame can be said by anyoooooone."
Hired Hitman: Mmph, Del Monte. Enjoy your peas old man, they will be your last.
Old man 1: "You Jacket! It burns!"
Old man 2: "Then I will burn with it! For I would rather die than not have people know where I have shopped!"
Old man 1: "You Jacket! It burns!"
Old man 2: "Then I will burn with it! For I would rather die than not have people know where I have shopped!"
Going with the whole "Robot Theme":
Lisa Simpson: Aunt Selma, this may be presumptuous, but have you ever considered artificial insemination?
Homer: Boy, I don't know. You'd have to be pretty desperate to make it with a robot!
[Marge whispers something in his ear]
Homer: I knew that.
Lisa: Dad, what's a Muppet?
Homer: Well, it's not quite a mop, it's not quite a puppet, but man... [laughs hysterically] So to answer your question, I don't know.
(I will personally never let this thread die.)
KeyserSoze
Lisa Simpson: Aunt Selma, this may be presumptuous, but have you ever considered artificial insemination?
Homer: Boy, I don't know. You'd have to be pretty desperate to make it with a robot!
[Marge whispers something in his ear]
Homer: I knew that.
Lisa: Dad, what's a Muppet?
Homer: Well, it's not quite a mop, it's not quite a puppet, but man... [laughs hysterically] So to answer your question, I don't know.
(I will personally never let this thread die.)
KeyserSoze
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