d/dx (e^x) = e^xOriginally posted by: dave518
I dont get it
Originally posted by: reverend boltron
What did the mathematician say after Thanksgiving dinner?
sqrt(-1/64)
Originally posted by: Ionizer86
If I could be any enzyme, I'd be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes!
Originally posted by: WhoBeDaPlaya
d/dx (e^x) = e^xOriginally posted by: dave518
I dont get it
d/dx (constant) = 0
d/dy (e^x) = 0
Originally posted by: DEMO24
I don't get the ones where the engineer says "if one more enters then ___ will be empty".
Originally posted by: RichardE
Originally posted by: DEMO24
I don't get the ones where the engineer says "if one more enters then ___ will be empty".
2 goes in, 3 comes out, so the tree has a value of -1 squirrel. So -1 + 1 = 0
Originally posted by: xtknight
Originally posted by: RichardE
Originally posted by: DEMO24
I don't get the ones where the engineer says "if one more enters then ___ will be empty".
2 goes in, 3 comes out, so the tree has a value of -1 squirrel. So -1 + 1 = 0
Still confused...
Originally posted by: RichardE
The tree had 2 squirrels
So tree = 2
3 squirrels came out
tree = 2 - 3
tree = -1
To get the tree back to empty you add one squirrel
tree = -1 + 1
Tree = 0
therefore the tree is empty.
What? Integers are real numbers as well.Originally posted by: CravenTacos
God is real, unless declared integer
I like that joke.Originally posted by: xtknight
Originally posted by: RichardE
The tree had 2 squirrels
So tree = 2
3 squirrels came out
tree = 2 - 3
tree = -1
To get the tree back to empty you add one squirrel
tree = -1 + 1
Tree = 0
therefore the tree is empty.
The joke couldn't be that bad, could it?
Originally posted by: KLin
Originally posted by: Lash444
How do you catch a bear?
First you dig a hole, and you fill it full of ashes. Then you surround it with peas. When the bear goes to take a pea, you kick it in the ash-hole.
That's not a geek joke.
No good. There's nothing about orientation. Besides, who puts sin theta in the middle?Originally posted by: TheChort
What do you get when you cross a mouse with an elephant?
Mouse Sin Theta Elephant
Originally posted by: npoe1
Originally posted by: Windogg
A real old one. Most kids won't get this one.
Q: What do you get when you cross Lee Iacocca with Count Dracula?
A: autoexec.bat
I did not get that
Originally posted by: xtknight
Originally posted by: RichardE
Originally posted by: DEMO24
I don't get the ones where the engineer says "if one more enters then ___ will be empty".
2 goes in, 3 comes out, so the tree has a value of -1 squirrel. So -1 + 1 = 0
Still confused...
The joke isn't that the name is Pentium. The joke is that they didn't call it a 586. Their previous processors had been called 286, 386, 486. The real reason that they called it Pentium is that they couldn't trademark 586 and all of their competitors were using that already, ie "586 clone". The joke is: They tried to add 100 to 486 in an attempt to get 586, but kept getting 586.657654132167. So they gave up and called it Pentium.Originally posted by: Leros
I understand that, but I dont see what that has to do with the chip being named the Pentium. I mean... its a self referential thing. In the joke they called it a Pentium because Pentiums are known for exhibiting that behavior, but the origin of the name Pentium in the joke, is the same chip they are naming.Originally posted by: Kyteland
Not geek enough? :QOriginally posted by: Leros
I don't get the pentium one.Originally posted by: Kyteland
Why did Intel call their new chip "Pentium"? Because when you added 100 to 486, you got 586.657654132167...
What do you get when you cross a Lion with a Tiger?
A line perpendicular to both.
To an optimist, the glass is half full. To a pessimist, the glass is half empty. To an engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.
Originally posted by: JayHu
So e and pi get into a fight; 7 comes along and says 'come on guys, let's be rational'
Originally posted by: Lash444
Originally posted by: KLin
Originally posted by: Lash444
How do you catch a bear?
First you dig a hole, and you fill it full of ashes. Then you surround it with peas. When the bear goes to take a pea, you kick it in the ash-hole.
That's not a geek joke.
It is to me, I don't tell a joke anymore geeky than that!
Originally posted by: jst0ney
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Originally posted by: Tobolo
Originally posted by: jst0ney
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LOL That is freaking great!
Originally posted by: theprodigalrebel
"You compute me."
"Shut up, shut up...you had me at hello world."