Post the most nerdy/geeky joke you know!

Syringer

Lifer
I'll start with one that everyone's heard before..

There are 10 types of people in this world, those who know binary and those who don't.

SPIDER

Syringer

Lifer
That's not a joke

irishScott

Lifer
The geek shall inherit the earth

Lumathix

Golden Member
How is a computer like an erection?

It stays up as long as you don't screw with it!

Martin

Lifer
Originally posted by: irishScott
The greek shall inherit the earth
Blessed are the cheese makers.

DivideBYZero

Lifer
Originally posted by: Martin
Originally posted by: irishScott
The greek shall inherit the earth
Blessed are the cheese makers.
Shut up, Bignose.

Jeff7

Lifer
Baby, I wish I was your integral, cuz I'd be under all your curves.

AreaCode707

Lifer
He's so negative, he attracts protons!

(Courtesy of EpsiIon on these forums)

CravenTacos

Senior member
God is real, unless declared integer

Izzo

Senior member
If you're not part of the solution, you are part of the precipitate.

Aikouka

Lifer
What's worse... the jokes (in that head shaking bad kind of way) or the fact that you understand them?

(Not meant to be a joke, but a statement ).

EKKC

Diamond Member
"Why did the Comp. Engineer get X-mas and Halloween mixed up? A: Because Oct(31) == Dec(25)!"

OMG when i first heard that and got it i thought i was so 1337

DaShen

Lifer
Originally posted by: Jeff7
Baby, I wish I was your integral, cuz I'd be under all your curves.
:laugh: NICE!!!!

DivideBYZero

Lifer
Originally posted by: CravenTacos
God is real, unless declared integer
Ok, that got a LOFL outta me.

DaShen

Lifer
Originally posted by: EKKC
"Why did the Comp. Engineer get X-mas and Halloween mixed up? A: Because Oct(31) == Dec(25)!"

OMG when i first heard that and got it i thought i was so 1337
That is uber geeky. It is sad that I got it.

Ipno

Golden Member
calculus, the agony and dx/dt.

DaShen

Lifer
Originally posted by: Ipno
calculus, the agony and dx/dt.
"derivative"? I am missing something. Please explain.

theprodigalrebel

Lifer
"You compute me."

"Shut up, shut up...you had me at hello world."

theprodigalrebel

Lifer
Originally posted by: DaShen
Originally posted by: EKKC
"Why did the Comp. Engineer get X-mas and Halloween mixed up? A: Because Oct(31) == Dec(25)!"

OMG when i first heard that and got it i thought i was so 1337
That is uber geeky. It is sad that I got it.
For those that didn't get it: linkage

Ameesh

Lifer
i heard this pickup line on beauty and the geek

i wish you were sin^2(x) and i was cos^2(x) because together we would be 1

lol

KLin

Lifer
Two engineers are walking to class when one says, ?Where?d you get such a great bike?? The second engineer replies, ?Well yesterday I was on my way home when this beautiful girl rode in front of me, tossed the bike and her clothes to the ground and declared, ?Take what you want!?? The first engineer nods in approval, ?Good choice - the clothes probably wouldn?t have fit.?

AgaBoogaBoo

Lifer
Originally posted by: Ameesh
i heard this pickup line on beauty and the geek

i wish you were sin^2(x) and i was cos^2(x) because together we would be 1

lol
lol wow, who the hell comes up with that stuff

jimbob200521

Diamond Member
Originally posted by: KLin
Two engineers are walking to class when one says, ?Where?d you get such a great bike?? The second engineer replies, ?Well yesterday I was on my way home when this beautiful girl rode in front of me, tossed the bike and her clothes to the ground and declared, ?Take what you want!?? The first engineer nods in approval, ?Good choice - the clothes probably wouldn?t have fit.?
:disgust: :laugh:

Zenmervolt

Elite member
"Did you hear about the programmer who died in the shower? The instructions on the shampoo said 'lather, rinse, repeat'."

ZV