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Post the most nerdy/geeky joke you know!

Syringer

Lifer
Aug 2, 2001
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I'll start with one that everyone's heard before..

There are 10 types of people in this world, those who know binary and those who don't.
 

Lumathix

Golden Member
Mar 16, 2004
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How is a computer like an erection?

It stays up as long as you don't screw with it!
 

Jeff7

Lifer
Jan 4, 2001
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Baby, I wish I was your integral, cuz I'd be under all your curves.
 

Aikouka

Lifer
Nov 27, 2001
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What's worse... the jokes (in that head shaking bad kind of way) or the fact that you understand them?

(Not meant to be a joke, but a statement :p).
 

EKKC

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May 31, 2005
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"Why did the Comp. Engineer get X-mas and Halloween mixed up? A: Because Oct(31) == Dec(25)!"

OMG when i first heard that and got it i thought i was so 1337
 

DaShen

Lifer
Dec 1, 2000
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Originally posted by: EKKC
"Why did the Comp. Engineer get X-mas and Halloween mixed up? A: Because Oct(31) == Dec(25)!"

OMG when i first heard that and got it i thought i was so 1337
:eek: That is uber geeky. ;) It is sad that I got it.
 

Ameesh

Lifer
Apr 3, 2001
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i heard this pickup line on beauty and the geek

i wish you were sin^2(x) and i was cos^2(x) because together we would be 1

lol
 

KLin

Lifer
Feb 29, 2000
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Two engineers are walking to class when one says, ?Where?d you get such a great bike?? The second engineer replies, ?Well yesterday I was on my way home when this beautiful girl rode in front of me, tossed the bike and her clothes to the ground and declared, ?Take what you want!?? The first engineer nods in approval, ?Good choice - the clothes probably wouldn?t have fit.?
 

AgaBoogaBoo

Lifer
Feb 16, 2003
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Originally posted by: Ameesh
i heard this pickup line on beauty and the geek

i wish you were sin^2(x) and i was cos^2(x) because together we would be 1

lol
lol wow, who the hell comes up with that stuff
 

jimbob200521

Diamond Member
Apr 15, 2005
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Originally posted by: KLin
Two engineers are walking to class when one says, ?Where?d you get such a great bike?? The second engineer replies, ?Well yesterday I was on my way home when this beautiful girl rode in front of me, tossed the bike and her clothes to the ground and declared, ?Take what you want!?? The first engineer nods in approval, ?Good choice - the clothes probably wouldn?t have fit.?
:disgust: :laugh:
 

Zenmervolt

Elite member
Oct 22, 2000
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"Did you hear about the programmer who died in the shower? The instructions on the shampoo said 'lather, rinse, repeat'."

ZV
 

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