Originally posted by: All
There are 10 types of people in this world, those who know binary and those who don't
How is a computer like an erection?
It stays up as long as you don't screw with it!
Baby, I wish I was your integral, cuz I'd be under all your curves.
God is real, unless declared integer
If you're not part of the solution, you are part of the precipitate.
"Why did the Comp. Engineer get X-mas and Halloween mixed up? A: Because Oct(31) == Dec(25)!"
OMG when i first heard that and got it i thought i was so 1337
i heard this pickup line on beauty and the geek
i wish you were sin^2(x) and i was cos^2(x) because together we would be 1
Two engineers are walking to class when one says, ?Where?d you get such a great bike?? The second engineer replies, ?Well yesterday I was on my way home when this beautiful girl rode in front of me, tossed the bike and her clothes to the ground and declared, ?Take what you want!?? The first engineer nods in approval, ?Good choice - the clothes probably wouldn?t have fit.?
"Did you hear about the programmer who died in the shower? The instructions on the shampoo said 'lather, rinse, repeat'."
Whats purple and commutes?
an abelian grape.
What did the 0 say to the 8?
nice belt.
A neutron walks into a bar and asks:
?Hey, how much for a beer??
The bartender says, ?For you, no charge.?
Why did Intel call their new chip "Pentium"? Because when you added 100 to 486, you got 586.657654132167... (fdiv bug of the pentium60)
What do you get when you cross a Lion with a Tiger?
A line perpendicular to both.
First you dig a hole, and you fill it full of ashes. Then you surround it with peas. When the bear goes to take a pea, you kick it in the ash-hole.
To an optimist, the glass is half full. To a pessimist, the glass is half empty. To an engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.
A constant function and e^x are walking on Broadway. Then suddenly the constant function sees a differential operator approaching and runs away. so e to-the x follows him and asks why the hurry.
"Well, you see, there's this diff.operator coming this way, and when we meet, he'll differentiate me and nothing will be left of me...!"
"Ah," says e^x, "he won't bother ME, I'm e to-the x!" and he walks on. Of course he meets the differential operator after a short distance.
e^x : "Hi, I'm e^x"
diff.op. : "Hi, I'm d/dy"
e^x : "Oh snap."