I would have preferred a quicker, less agonizing death...

[dmcowen674]

While walking to your car after visiting a friend in a rather bad part of town, you are caught in the middle of a drive-by shooting.

You are hit several times in the chest.

You watch as blood pours from your body as you fall to the ground.

You die from massive blood loss.

 

[YoshiSato]

.

 

[Brutuskend]

Your unrelenting heckling of a prop comic drives him to beat you to death with a toilet seat.
A fitting end I guess...

 

[rasczak]

You die of heart failure after a night of mixing pain killers and hard liquor.

sounds about right :/

 

[Brutuskend]

Originally posted by: jpbelauskas
You die of heart failure after a night of mixing pain killers and hard liquor.

sounds about right :/

wanna trade????!!

 

[S Freud]

First one to have this

A tormented street mime beats you to death with an "unimaginary" cane.


I wonder if he makes any noise? Then I would have won

 

[Mrvile]

It had something to do with being beaten to death by a deranged man with a wrench.

 

[Sweeper]

An ill-tempered waiter, dissatisfied with your gratuity, beats you to death with a pepper mill.

 

[keeleysam]

"As the unfortunate target of a serial killer, you're beaten and tortured for days. While you're still alive, your body is put into a meat grinder and ground up."

 

[Jpark]

While drunk with friends, you fall down a flight of stairs and break your neck. Thinking you've simply passed out, your friends ignore your lifeless body for hours.

too lazy to see if anyone else had this

 

[RedBeard]

Originally posted by: Preyhunter
"While attempting to remove a slice of burnt toast from your toaster using a metal fork, you're electrocuted."

Ditto.

 

[natto fire]

The Death Psychic does not get involved in matters of politics.

Damn...

 

[Alienwho]

You become trapped in an outhouse and die from hours of noxious fume inhalation.

 

[conehead433]

"While grocery shopping, a can of soup falls from above your head and strikes you in the face. You sue the grocery store, and upon hearing that you've won a large cash settlement, you suffer a massive heart attack and fall to the ground dead.'

 

[conehead433]

And if I use just my nickname...."An ex-friend beats you to death with a full gallon of paint.'

 

[NissanGurl]

A gang of midgets wraps you in plastic wrap and proceeds to cook you with a hair dryer. You are slowly squeezed to death as the plastic wrap shrinks around your body.

 

[pac1085]

You are ravaged by a pack of dingoes while touring the Australian outback.

 

[middlehead]

Using only my firstname:
While driving on the freeway, you're cut off by a truck, and your car veers into the concrete median, killing you instantly.

Using my full name:
A crazed man in a hardware store fatally attacks you with a pitchfork.

Using my forum name:
While attempting to remove a slice of burnt toast from your toaster using a metal fork, you're electrocuted.

 

[digiram]

"You become trapped in an outhouse and die from hours of noxious fume inhalation. "

 

[digiram]

"While reading BS on ATOT, your monitor blows up in your face which causes your head to explode and your body moves around like an ant that's been decaptiated for 10 minutes before you die".

 

[PCHAngover]

"You die of a massive heart attack during extremely wild sex, only seconds before orgasm."

HAHAH, thats the way to die... happy!

 

[arcenite]

While attempting to climb a barbed wire fence, you lose your grip and fall, slicing your neck in several areas. You bleed to death slowly

 

[Britboy]

"While you're in bed with another woman, your wife comes home and catches you in the act. In a fit of rage, she stabs you to death violently with a pair of scissors."

Hope she was a hottie

 

[Juliasmama]

"While attempting to dive into a pool, you hit your head on the diving board in mid-air. You're knocked unconscious, and your body sinks to bottom of the pool, where your lungs quickly fill with water. "

 

[Shadowknight]

"Being depressed with life in general, you commit suicide by jumping off of a tall building."