I would have preferred a quicker, less agonizing death...

[tooltime]

this is also scary

 

[Blieb]

"After an encounter with a prostitute, you attempt to flee the scene without paying for her services. You are quickly caught by her pimp and bludgeoned with a tire iron. You are left in an alley and die from internal hemorrhage."

OUCH. At least I got laid first ...

 

[Golgatha]

You die in your sleep from old age.

 

[Acanthus]

While driving, you give the wrong guy the finger for cutting you off, and he follows you home. As you step out of your car, he leans out his window and fires several shots into the back of your head. Your lifeless body hits the cement, and the gunman drives away.

 

[xcript]

Originally posted by: DanTMWTMP
You're caught cheating at miniature golf and are beaten to death with a small windmill.

Ditto.

 

[GamerExpress]

While walking down the street, you're attacked by a homeless woman. She beats you violently with an umbrella, takes your wallet, and leaves you for dead.

 

[Saint Nick]

Your next door neighbor beats you to death with a shovel.

 

[Saint Nick]

Originally posted by: Eli

Suffering with general depression, you slit your wrists while sitting in a warm bath. You die from rapid blood loss.

:Q

....

actually yeah eli thats a little scary. especially since it said it about you :/

 

[Heckler 5th]

"While walking near a construction site, an open box of nails is dropped from several hundred feet above your head. You are impaled by hundreds of rapidly-falling nails."

a rather cartoonish way to go. oh well, as long as no one points and says, "HAWHAW!"

 

[misterj]

Originally posted by: pbaker
i die by an escalator, but if i'm a year older, i die from a razor blade in a sandwich.

the thought of an escalator accident has always gotten to me a little when i step on one..

 

[Rock Hydra]

Originally posted by: crab

Being depressed with life in general, you commit suicide by cutting your throat with a hacksaw.

Okie dokie...if I havent already comitted suicide with the hell I've been though, I never will.

I got the same thing.