I would have preferred a quicker, less agonizing death...

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Evil Juggalo

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"As the unfortunate target of a serial killer, you're beaten and tortured for days. While you're still alive, your body is put into a meat grinder and ground up."

-Evil Juggalo
 

SparkyJJO

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"While vacationing in Spain, you are goared by an escaped bull. You die from massive internal hemorrhage."
or, if I put my middle inital in...
"While rummaging through the trunk of your car, a disgruntled neighbor approaches you from behind and slams the trunk repeatedly onto you, eventually cutting you in half at the waist."
 

gtx4u

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While standing on the bleachers at a sporting event, an angry fan behind you kicks you in the back, sending you tumbling down dozens of rows of bleachers to your death.

How can this happen I don't go to sport events at all.
 

gtx4u

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An angry neighbor puts a letter bomb into your mailbox. While retreiving the mail, your hands are blown off, and you die from rapid blood loss.

I don't even pick on or mock people and I never talk to the neighbors except for the casual hand wave.
 

gtx4u

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Sep 8, 2005
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HAHAHHA I typed in George W. Bush for the name and 56 for the age, here is what it comes up: The Death Psychic does not get involved in matters of politics.
 

gtx4u

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Heres 1 for Jenna Jameson lol : A suicidal airline pilot intentionally crashes the plane you're on, killing you (and everyone else on board).
 

gtx4u

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LOL same fate for Silvia Saint! : A suicidal airline pilot intentionally crashes the plane you're on, killing you (and everyone else on board).
 

gtx4u

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Lol Bill Gate : A gang of midgets wraps you in plastic wrap and proceeds to cook you with a hair dryer. You are slowly squeezed to death as the plastic wrap shrinks around your body.
 

Ace McCloud

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"While rummaging through the trunk of your car, a disgruntled neighbor approaches you from behind and slams the trunk repeatedly onto you, eventually cutting you in half at the waist."

Hmmm, that would take a heck of a lot of slamming the trunk, b/c to cut bone... in any instance... ouch!
 

nwfsnake

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As bad as all these fictitious deaths are, I still think the worst is
"Dying after having colon perferated by horse"! :Q
Nothing stranger than real life!
 

Cheetah8799

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"While driving too fast in icy conditions, you run a red light, and your car is struck in the intersection by a speeding truck. You are killed instantly."

Sounds possible, I do live in Minnesota...
 

Cross

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OK when I only put in m first name I got:

A disgruntled sandwich shop employee puts a razor blade onto your sandwich. The razor deeply cuts your mouth and tongue numerous times, and you nervously choke to death on your own blood.


When I put in my full name I got:

While walking down the street, you're attacked by a homeless woman. She beats you violently with an umbrella, takes your wallet, and leaves you for dead.


Although I did not use my middle name... lol anyway thought it was funny
 

jagec

Lifer
Apr 30, 2004
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Originally posted by: nwfsnake
As bad as all these fictitious deaths are, I still think the worst is
"Dying after having colon perferated by horse"! :Q
Nothing stranger than real life!

You got that?

Wait, what's this "real life" business?
 

Medicine Bear

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"As the unfortunate target of a serial killer, a rope is tied around your wrists, and a second rope is tied around your ankles. The ropes are tied together and hung on a hook from the ceiling, leaving you suspended facing the ground. Concrete blocks are placed onto your back until the weight becomes so great, your arms and legs are torn from your body."

I think I'm going to need some Tylenol
 

LoverBoyJ

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"While scarfing down lunch, a large chunk of your meal becomes enlodged in your throat, and you choke to death."
this is disturbing cause it can be true.. :(
 

ColdFusion718

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"While driving too fast in icy conditions, you run a red light, and your car is struck in the intersection by a speeding truck. You are killed instantly."
 

canadianpsycho

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Way too lazy to read through this thread...

Friend pointed these out:

Kurt Cobain: "Hey, man! Nice shot."

John F Kennedy: "JFK is dead."

Found just now:

John Lennon: "John Lennon is dead"

Elvis: "You're already dead, but you'll continue to be seen at gas stations throughout the country forever"

God: "Which god were you referring to? I know many"

Satan: "I can only predict the deaths of humans, not other deities" Superman: "Fictional characters are beyond the scope of my predictions."