I would have preferred a quicker, less agonizing death...

[jagec]

Originally posted by: ucdbiendog
You are electrocuted while attempting to rewire some light fixtures in your home.

I´m going to be doing that today (rewiring, not being electrocuted). I guess I´d be more worried, if I didn´t know that I´ll meet my doom by a bull in Spain, so I´m immortal until then.

 

[SKORPI0]

You die of a massive heart attack during extremely wild sex, only seconds before orgasm. :laugh:

 

[SKORPI0]

opps..

 

[Vegitto]

I hate to do this, but:

BUMP!

 

[Strk]

Mine is a bit disturbing, since it's entirely possible:

You get out of bed late one night to investigate a strange sound. Minutes later, you're cornered by several intruders and are beaten to death with your own fireplace tools.

 

[Fox5]

While walking up an escalator, your shoelace gets caught in the moving stairs, and you are dragged all the way to the top. You die from internal injuries.

This actually could happen, I'm quite clumsy and always end up in stupid situations.

 

[JayHu]

While swimming, a power line falls into the pool you're in, sending a million volts of electricity through your body. You're fried instantly.

Sounds about right for me

 

[villageidiot111]

"An angry neighbor puts a letter bomb into your mailbox. While retreiving the mail, your hands are blown off, and you die from rapid blood loss."

 

[marvdmartian]

You mouth off to the wrong guy in a bar and are beaten to death with a barstool.

That's going to be interesting, since I pretty much gave up drinking years ago. I might have one drink a year, and certainly not in a bar.......

Oh well, guess I was wishing for something more grisly!! :roll:

 

[So]

You die in your sleep from old age. (Boring, ain't it?)

....

but

 

[Maximilian]

"While using a chainsaw to help your friend cut down a tree, you slip and sever your leg. You die from rapid blood loss."

Pfft... Id make the soab cut his own damn tree down!

 

[Azraele]

While driving on the freeway, you're cut off by a truck, and your car veers into the concrete median, killing you instantly.

 

[Proletariat]

God doesn't have it out for me it seems... a quick, painless death.

"A lit cigarette is dropped in your car while you're driving. While you're attempting to pick it up, you veer into oncoming traffic. You are struck by a speeding truck and are killed instantly."

 

[Night Blade]

"After years of mistreating telemarketers, your lifeless and battered body is found next to a bloodied telephone handset."

Muhahahaha

 

[KingofCamelot]

Faulty electrical wiring in your home causes a fire, and you burn to death, unable to escape.

Yay, I think i'm the only one to get this one! I knew I should have let the professional do the wiring...

After my next birthday:

As the unfortunate target of a serial killer, a rubber innertube is stuffed into your mouth and fully inflated, causing your head to explode.

Another unique one! Although painful.

 

[drum]

here is edro13

You commit suicide after being diagnosed HIV positive.

 

[TallBill]

While attempting to remove a slice of burnt toast from your toaster using a metal fork, you're electrocuted.

 

[DanTMWTMP]

You're caught cheating at miniature golf and are beaten to death with a small windmill

 

[Aquila76]

Originally posted by: Ime
"As the unfortunate target of a serial killer, your face is skinned using steel wool and subsequently doused with bleach. While you're still alive, your face is then doused with ammonia. The bleach and ammonia chemically react and melt the remaining flesh from your skull."

That is some straight-up "BTK" type sh1t. I don't know if that would kill you (maybe not the melting, but probably the mustard gas reaction would), but if you survive you could come back as Michael Myers or Jason and exact your vengance on us all.

 

[Caesar]

While attending a horse show, you bend over to tie your shoe. Halfway though the brief process, you receive a deadly kick from a startled Clydesdale.

 

[Sluggo]

A suicidal airline pilot intentionally crashes the plane you're on, killing you (and everyone else on board).

 

[mrSHEiK124]

While visiting your favorite bookstore, you get caught in the middle of a violent melee between rival book clubs. Unable to escape the madness, you are beaten to death with a hardcover unabridged dictionary.

LOL, I've NEVER been in a bookstore before.

 

[Overkiller]

Originally posted by: Auryg
Man..I win.


You are abducted by aliens for research purposes. After months of humiliating and invasive tests, you are returned to your point of abduction from a height of 3,000 feet.

ahaha

 

[Anubis]

While walking down the street, you're attacked by a homeless woman. She beats you violently with an umbrella, takes your wallet, and leaves you for dead.

 

[Overkiller]

Originally posted by: Mickey Eye
"You witness an armed robbery and are questioned by police. Frustrated with your vague and ever-changing description of the suspect, the police sketch artist stabs you in the neck with a pencil."

Last time I try and help the police.

that would be a hilarious site