I would have preferred a quicker, less agonizing death...

[SuperSix]

Originally posted by: crystal
A suicidal airline pilot intentionally crashes the plane you're on, killing you (and everyone else on board).

I got that too..

No more flying for me!

 

[Torched]

While running to your car, you stumble on a curb and your body is thrown violently to the street. Moments later, you are engulfed and mutilated by a street sweeper.

Full name

You die from complications of liver failure caused by years of heavy drinking.

What every one calls me

 

[The Pentium Guy]

After haggling over the price of meat, an enraged butcher beats you to death with a frozen beef tongue.

The irony is that I'm indian.... Haggling pricse anyone?

 

[timelapse]

"You are beaten to death by a group of thugs in a dark alley."

 

[ryan256]

"While driving a utility van you are forced to brake hard to avoid an accident. Unfortunatly a heavy ladder comes loose from the back of the van and smashes your head through the windshield."

OUCH!

 

[miketheidiot]

Being depressed with life in general, you commit suicide by overdosing on sleeping pills.

been there done that :roll:

 

[Doggiedog]

While rummaging through the trunk of your car, a disgruntled neighbor approaches you from behind and slams the trunk repeatedly onto you, eventually cutting you in half at the waist.

I hope at least its my neighbor's daughter because she is cute.

 

[Fritzo]

"You die from complications of liver failure caused by years of heavy drinking. "

Wow...I'll need to start drinking more than 1/2 bottle of wine a month

 

[The Green Bean]

While in a hardware store, a strange man picks up an axe and attacks you with it, dismembering your body.

 

[tami]

Originally posted by: thirdeye
Being depressed with life in general, you commit suicide by driving into oncoming traffic on the highway.

hey, me too!

 

[GuitarDaddy]

While driving, you look down to dial your cell phone. Failing to watch the road ahead of you, your speeding vehicle crashes into an overturned fuel tanker, causing a massive explosion which turns you into human kibble

 

[NiKeFiDO]

While playing around with a friend's gun, you inadvertently shoot yourself in the head. You die instantly.

 

[AkumaX]

While walking up an escalator, your shoelace gets caught in the moving stairs, and you are dragged all the way to the top. You die from internal injuries.

i dunno know about this one... i would have taken off my shoes

 

[gleong]

While sunbathing in your yard, a commercial airliner accidentally unloads its waste tank. You are impaled by several spears of frozen urine which fall from 30,000 feet above you.

 

[Sphexi]

"Being depressed with life in general, you commit suicide by cutting your throat with a hacksaw."

Freaky, using both my real name and my username, I get suicide answers.

 

[Aquila76]

While driving, you attempt to beat a freight train and drive around the gates. Thanks to a miscalculation on your part, the train collides with your car and crushes your body. Your car (and your lifeless body) continue to be pushed for several hundred feet until the train comes to a stop.

Ironically, this sounds like something that may actually happen to me.

 

[Chadder007]

Being depressed with life in general, you commit suicide by overdosing on sleeping pills.

....the thing is, I have been a bit depressed.

 

[oddyager]

"While playing baseball, a disgruntled player beats you to death with a bat. "

Someone is going to film that and then I'll be immortal!

 

[BW86]

While drunk with friends, you fall down a flight of stairs and break your neck. Thinking you've simply passed out, your friends ignore your lifeless body for hours.

lol, damn.

 

[Aftermath]

After suffering with a severe headache for days, the aneurysm in your brain bursts, killing you instantly.

 

[Czar]

While driving, you look down to dial your cell phone. Failing to watch the road ahead of you, your speeding vehicle crashes into an overturned fuel tanker, causing a massive explosion which turns you into human kibble.

but google wants to save me!!!
the google ad on the page points me to this page http://www.roadandtravel.com/safetyandsecurity/index.html

 

[Ronin]

"While walking down the street, you're attacked by a homeless woman. She beats you violently with an umbrella, takes your wallet, and leaves you for dead."

 

[xboxist]

"After haggling over the price of meat, an enraged butcher whips you to death with a large beef tongue."

 

[DaShen]

"After swallowing several capsules which you thought were pain relievers, you're told that you were given "foam animal in a capsule" capsules as a joke. The foam animals expand to twenty times their original size, causing a major intestinal obstruction. Unable to pass solid waste, you die from self-toxification."

 

[SilverThief]

While on a group tour of a candy factory, you fall over a guardrail and land on a taffy pulling machine. Your head, torso, and legs are ripped into three separate sections.

Cool! I get to meet Willy Wonka!