Has anyone here had a vasectomy?

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ericb

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I also had mine done in the late 20s after my daughter was born. No problems and no pain either except for the numbing shots done first. Even those aren't bad since you get a valium before that. I don't know who had pain in the middle of the operation but if you did then something was done wrong...not enough numbing more than likely. You will need a cup to wear for a couple days but if you had it done on a Thursday and took Friday off you should be good to go on Monday. Ask the doctor before shaving...some only want a small area shaved and some want most of the hair in the area gone.
 

moshquerade

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Originally posted by: ironwing
Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: Chaotic42
Originally posted by: moshquerade
a condom and a vasectomy?

seems redundant.

yes, i know condoms can break, but they are most generally effective.
Well, I tell you what.

Since you have enough faith in condoms to recommend one for birth control, I'll go out and have sex wearing a condom if you agree to take complete and total legal custody for any kid that I might have if the condom breaks.
i wouldn't have a problem with that, but it's your flesh and blood and your paternal instinct would kick in.

And if it doesn't? One more unwanted kid in the world.
unwanted? do you know how many people want to adopt in this country?

 

slurmsmackenzie

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i'm considering one, too. the wife and i got two and that's enough for us. i heard that you lose some of the peter north when it comes to the money shot. is that true? it's my bread and butter and i'd hate to give it up.
 

ITJunkie

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Originally posted by: Chaotic42
Originally posted by: Son of a N00b
becuase you are clearly...and i do not care how much you have thought about this...immature about this decision...
What would I need to do to become more mature about the decision? Knock a few girls up? Get married? Turn 35?

ignore him...go to your doctor and talk to him about it. It's a simple procedure, usually done in the clinic. The only painful part is the numbing (shot) of the area and that is quick. I had mine done about a month after the birth of my second child.

You can always do what I did...hedge your pain with a few Canadian Tylenol before going to the procedure ;)

My hats off to you for making the personal decision to forego children. If anything proves your "maturity" it is that. :thumbsup:
 

IronWing

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Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: ironwing
Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: Chaotic42
Originally posted by: moshquerade
a condom and a vasectomy?

seems redundant.

yes, i know condoms can break, but they are most generally effective.
Well, I tell you what.

Since you have enough faith in condoms to recommend one for birth control, I'll go out and have sex wearing a condom if you agree to take complete and total legal custody for any kid that I might have if the condom breaks.
i wouldn't have a problem with that, but it's your flesh and blood and your paternal instinct would kick in.

And if it doesn't? One more unwanted kid in the world.
unwanted? do you know how many people want to adopt in this country?

Which explains why the foster care system is swamped. Choosing to have children is probably the single most selfish choice a person makes in life. The OP is doing the right thing.
 

iroast

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you might not want it, but what if the woman you end up loving dearly wants children? she might not bug you about it, but she might become depressed. you might change your mind later.
 

Ranger X

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Originally posted by: iroast
you might not want it, but what if the woman you end up loving dearly wants children? she might not bug you about it, but she might become depressed. you might change your mind later.
Well that's her problem then, isn't it? The point is that when she signed on, she knew EXACTLY where he stood when it came to having children.

I don't see why people here are trying to convince him to not have a vasectomy. Just because you have children of your own and can't possibly grasp the idea of why anyone young would not want children of their own in the future, here's a bit of newsflash for you. Not everyone thinks like you .. I know that's hard to grasp but it's true.
 

Ranger X

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Originally posted by: moshquerade

unwanted? do you know how many people want to adopt in this country?
And do you know how many unwanted children are born to this world? In a perfect world, planned pregnancies are 100% but unfortunately, we do not live in a perfect world. How many people admit that their child wasn't planned? Not many.
 

Pantoot

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Originally posted by: ITJunkie


ignore him...go to your doctor and talk to him about it. It's a simple procedure, usually done in the clinic. The only painful part is the numbing (shot) of the area and that is quick. I had mine done about a month after the birth of my second child.

You can always do what I did...hedge your pain with a few Canadian Tylenol before going to the procedure ;)

I wish I would have done that. I will always remember the nurses quote when she did the shot. "You are going to feel a little bee sting." Sure, a little bee sting... Let me just tell you, a little bee sting "down there" isn't the same as one on your arm.

To me the worst part was when they cauterized. Smelling the little puffs of smoke nearly put me out once I connected in my head what it was that I was smelling.
 

bonkers325

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put some of your juice in the bank, just in case you do want to have one down the road and the vasectomy cannot be reversed.
 

iwantanewcomputer

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Originally posted by: Fritzo
OK, I have some time now to tell the tale:

My wife made the appt. for me, and I go to the doctor, who's name is (I am NOT kidding here) Dr. Dick Tapper. I didn't feel too comfortable with that, but I find out the guy is like a leader in the field, so I feel better. If you've done 20000 of these things, you can't screw it up. The next visit, I have to strip and put on a butt showing gown, then they put me on a table not unlike that one in the Frankenstein movies (sans those lightning shooting ball thingies).

Jeff the Gay Nurse comes in while I'm on the table, and goes "HI HI THIMPLY HI! You're here to get your vas snipped today?" I didn't know how to respond to that, so stupidly I go "Uhhh...yes." Jeff then flips open the undercarriage and starts inspecting the patient. He mentions something about a jungle, then starts shaving (my vision is blocked by a sheet- probably don't want to watch someone holding a razor down there anyway). I personally think he spent a little too much time down there, but then again, I can't see what he's doing.

Dr. Tapper arrives, and exclaimed "Finally...a large set! Those are so much easier. Been working on little guys all day!" I took that as a compliment. The Dr. asks Jeff the Gay Nurse to get the anesthetic ready. I'm thinking I'm going to get gassed or something...then Jeff the Gay Nurse proceeds to pull out THE BIGGEST FREAKIN NEEDLE I'VE EVER SEEN!!! Dr. Tapper pinches my sack quite firmly and says "You're going to feel a little pinch." Before I can say "MOMMY!" the Dr. jabs THE BIGGEST FREAKIN NEEDLE I'VE EVER SEEN through the sack area. The length of this needle surely went all the way though, then through the mattress and the anesthetic drained into a bucket underneath (this is an insurance scam- they probably reuse it for the next poor sap). The resulting sensation was not unlike someone wearing spiked steel toe boots getting a running start and doing a flying Ju-Su-Kwan-Do kick directly on the bull's-eye. My breath was taken away, so there was no scream, but there was a bit of a full body spasm. Jeff The Gay Nurse took my hand and started saying "You'll be OK in a minute." Jeff The Gay Nurse did not make me feel better.

Numbness set in around the loins, and once again I was at rest. Then, as if he was performing some kind of blessing ceremony, the good Dr. starts holding his tools up to the light one by one to inspect them. First there was this miniature meat hook, then a tiny scythe looking thing (something the Grim Reaper for Midgets would carry), a soldiering iron (again...not kidding. At least it wasn't an arc welder- my insurance didn't cover that).

Dr. Tapper and Jeff The Gay Nurse crouch over and get to work. It sounds like they're shaking a silverware tray down there, and I feel pokes and prods, but nothing bad. The Dr. says "OK, you're going to feel a little tug." No problem...I've been tugging that area for years. What he failed to mention was he was going to be tugging my innards out through a hole he made while distracting me with a shaking silverware tray...the bastard!!! This was a strange feeling...as if someone tied a string to your intestines and started to pull them out of an orifice. I let out a hearty ascending "ooooOOOOOOOOOOOHGGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!" Jeff The Gay Nurse promptly gave the good Dr. another needle, which he didn't bother inserting (why bother, my insides were outside at that point) and he started squirting the needle all over. "Better?" he asked. "Yes...*pant pant*....that much...*pant pant*...better." I was ready to ask if I could suck on one of those syringe things in the hopes I would be knocked out.

Misfortune came my way in the form of a loose sheet. The blocking sheet fell down on one side, allowing me to see the good Dr. holding a tube (much like a piece of spaghetti) out of a hole in the sack with a little meat hook, and then getting ready to SOLDIER IT!!! I was like an XBox waiting for a mod chip! He sticks it on the tube, which begins to smoke. My nuts were smoking. Yes...smoking. The tube breaks, and then he ties a square knot in both ends (I confirmed this with my Cub Scout manual after the procedure). The nuts stopped smoking around this point, which is a good thing. Jeff The Gay Nurse gave the good Dr. a needle and some thread...sewed up a couple of things with a lovely cross stitch...and then declared "All done!" I was told to lay there for 15 minutes to contemplate the tortures that I underwent in order to have nonchildmaking sex. Well...at least I can get busy without fumbling for condoms now.

WRONG!!!! I was told by the hot desk receptionist "No ejaculations for 2 weeks"..as if she were mocking my situation. 2 WEEKS! The last time I went 2 weeks without spilling some was when I was 16 and broke both arms---and even then I found a way! That was the roughest part.

I had to drop off "samples" 4 weeks, 6 weeks, 8 weeks, and 6 months afterwards to make sure I had no swimmers left. It was interesting telling the wife I needed to go crank one off for the doctor. I was deemed sterile after 6 weeks, and the fun began.

Only side effect is I get a bit of itching around the scar. I didn't get any swelling or infections like some people. You're supposed to lay down for three days...I have the feeling that people that don't do this are the ones that get problems. You FEEL like you can go for a 5 mile hike afterwards, but after 30 minutes on your feet you get a throbbing like you won't believe down there (not the good kind either).

So, that's my story. This is also the longest thing I've ever posted to ATOT! Am I supposed to do cliffs or something?

OMG that was Fing hi-larious
 

thujone

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great thread here.

and... here's my opinion.

i don't know you or your position in life or how responsible you really are or what your sexual experience is... and thus... i don't have any opinion to give you for your situation. either do it or don't. but don't let some random person online sway your decision.

as for me... i'm also 24. and also want a vasectomy. i've been with my current gf for 5 years. 4 of which we've lived together. we're not married because we find the ceremony hollow and trite... and don't really care to get married.

however... we both completely and totally agree that we do NOT want kids. ever.

i dig being around kids... most my friends have already had one. my gf's sister has one. i also helped raise my 2 little sisters after my parents were divorced.

all that being said... i've had plenty of experience with kids... and although i love them... i definitely do NOT want one of my own to raise.

we've both talked about this alot and neither of us have changed our feelings on the issue one bit in the past 5 years. nor do i see us changing this belief anytime in our lives.

and... i DO plan to get my vas clipped asap. which... i might be getting hired on for an IT job at a major hospital... so i imagine i could get one done fairly cheap in the near future. and i wholeheartedly intend to so that my gf can finally stop taking the pill.

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all that being said... i do now have an opinion for anyone who wants this operation. do it. don't worry about sperm etc. if you don't want kids... get it done.

and.... if somewhere down the road you decide you DO want kids... adopt one of the MILLIONS of kids in this country that desperately need a family.
 

Dead3ye

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I had one done. No big deal. Getting my wisdom teeth pulled was 1000x worse.
 

StrangeRanger

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I think some folks that have had them must have had it a while ago in the dark ages. I just had one done back in Feb '05 (yes, i have 2 kids already) and it was cake. It all depends on the technique the doc uses. For me the worts part was having to shave. Or actually, the grow back after the shave. Sh!t does that itch and get irritated. And I did my own shaving at home. Well, the wife got a kick outta helping ;)
My procedure was a simple little shot in the arm, he said count backwards from 10 and I didn't even get that right. I said 1, taaa and was fvckin LOOPED. Still awake but LOOPED. Didn't feel a thing. He just snipped and tied. None of that burning sh!t.
Then I spent the w/end on the couch with a bag of frozen peas on my balls and by Monday was fine. The key to recovery is to seriously be very lazy for the first 2-3 days after. You will feel better than you are, don't over do it. You'll be a little sore/tender for a few days but that's it. I didn't even take anything besides tylenol. And that was only on Saturday the day after.
Seriously though, considering freezing some of your kids cuz you really never know. You may find that really special woman and she'll convince you to have kids.
j

 

shimsham

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nothing to it. doesnt really hurt unless you have a low thresh for pain, or the doc screws up. i just had one valium i took about an hour before, and nothing afterwards. was "sore" for a few days, and had the occasional "blue balls" feeling for the next six months or so, but nothing that really bothered me. no lecture from the doctor, took about a half hour, and only cost 15 bucks due to the co-pay on my insurance.

best decision i ever made. by 23 i had 2 children, one girl and one boy. always wanted kids, one of each, got them, so getting snipped was the answer. the benefits of not having the wifey on those bc pills that facked with her hormones so much was worth it, no doubt.

the only advice i would give against it is maybe wait until you get married. the situation with your futre wife may change your mind. finding the right woman to marry and have children with makes all the difference in the world when it comes to kids.

good luck!

edit:the nurse that prepped my was HOT. glad i had that valium.;)
 

moshquerade

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Originally posted by: ironwing
Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: ironwing
Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: Chaotic42
Originally posted by: moshquerade
a condom and a vasectomy?

seems redundant.

yes, i know condoms can break, but they are most generally effective.
Well, I tell you what.

Since you have enough faith in condoms to recommend one for birth control, I'll go out and have sex wearing a condom if you agree to take complete and total legal custody for any kid that I might have if the condom breaks.
i wouldn't have a problem with that, but it's your flesh and blood and your paternal instinct would kick in.

And if it doesn't? One more unwanted kid in the world.
unwanted? do you know how many people want to adopt in this country?

Which explains why the foster care system is swamped. Choosing to have children is probably the single most selfish choice a person makes in life. The OP is doing the right thing.
children in foster care are not necessarily up for adoption. do you have no understanding of that system? :confused:

 

moshquerade

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Originally posted by: Ranger X
Originally posted by: moshquerade

unwanted? do you know how many people want to adopt in this country?
And do you know how many unwanted children are born to this world? In a perfect world, planned pregnancies are 100% but unfortunately, we do not live in a perfect world. How many people admit that their child wasn't planned? Not many.
what the fvck does that have to do with anything. probably half of the children out there are unplanned. hell, i know i was an "whoops", but that doesn't mean my parents regretted having me.

 

moshquerade

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Originally posted by: Ranger X
Originally posted by: iroast
you might not want it, but what if the woman you end up loving dearly wants children? she might not bug you about it, but she might become depressed. you might change your mind later.
Well that's her problem then, isn't it? The point is that when she signed on, she knew EXACTLY where he stood when it came to having children.

I don't see why people here are trying to convince him to not have a vasectomy. Just because you have children of your own and can't possibly grasp the idea of why anyone young would not want children of their own in the future, here's a bit of newsflash for you. Not everyone thinks like you .. I know that's hard to grasp but it's true.
because he asked for our opinions you self-righteous douche. :roll:

 

KingPhil

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You can actually get a vasectomy with no incision now I hear. it's all done with lasers or something. Check it out.

My friend just got a vasectomy, not with the laser. he said it wasn't too bad. They inject this stuff in you down there, which feels like a "kick in the balls". Then the doctor fishes around and cuts the vein...... snip snip....

Doesn't sound fun to me......... Just practice the greatly mastered skill of "pulling out".
 

KingPhil

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Originally posted by: Son of a N00b
Originally posted by: Amplifier
Just make her take birth control.

and never gain weight right?

There is a suppository, lasts about 6 years I think, that the woman can have implanted into her uterus. Simple medical procedure. Costs about 400 bucks I think.

Do that every 6 years and you are good. Might even be good for 9 or 10 years, I dont remember.