Funny/weird new site

[AndroidVageta]

You: you my soulmate?
Stranger: yes
You: i lost her somewhere in here
Stranger: oh dear
You: lol
You: she said her name was stranger
Stranger: was she pretty?
Stranger: stranger
Stranger: that's a common name, unfortunately.
You: i know...its like "you"
You: dont get it
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: well, I hope you find her.
You: thank you
Stranger: bye
You: have a good day
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[LtPage1]

Best thing ever.

 

[Hail The Brain Slug]

Too many people from brazil, wtf

 

[LtPage1]

I'm in two conversations copy+pasting the other peoples' responses.

 

[theprodigalrebel]

Ok, about a dozen people have disconnected after I replied to 'Hey' with 'You! You! I don't like your girlfriend!"

 

[Hail The Brain Slug]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Bitch
You: get on yo knees
Stranger: oh yea
Stranger: im ready
Stranger: !
You: suck it
You: suck it
You: suck my large hadron collider
Stranger: The Federal Bureau of Investigation has logged a
record of this chat along with the IP addresses of the participants due
to potentional violations of the U.S. law. Reference no. 233443556. Your
IP address has been entered into our suspect database and may be
sent to Child Protective Services. Please wait while memory ref. code
90633587 is entered into the database.
Stranger: Please wait while we process your IP address.
Stranger: Location found.
You: Nice
Stranger: an agent
Stranger: will come
Stranger: at your door
Stranger: sorry
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[LtPage1]

LOL I'm going to start doing that.

 

[Fayd]

nobody seems to want to talk to me after i reveal i'm chris hansen with dateline NBC...

 

[Hail The Brain Slug]

Originally posted by: Fayd
nobody seems to want to talk to me after i reveal i'm chris hansen with dateline NBC...

If I met you and you told me that, I'd tell you to suck my large hadron collider.

 

[AndroidVageta]

I just had a chat with someone where i was a secret weapons engineer for the Navy...just turned his world upside down.

Stranger: so tell me about some weapon thats gonna blow my mind
You: lol
You: i love that this is anonymous
Stranger: yea feel free to spill all our national secreats
You: my staff and i were developing a reverse ionic blast core
Stranger: you are going to have to explain that alittle more
You: explosion that of a 5kt nuke but no radiation
You: no fallout
You: could detonate 100 of them and the earth wouldnt be fucked
Stranger: just a lot of bodies to clean up
You: a lot

Stranger: or do we have the anti-balistic capablities to block everything?
You: well, lets just say a missile can never touch or soil
You: satellites are for more than just communications...
Stranger: no fucking way
You: youve seen the scifi movies...its true
Stranger: how long we had this?
You: the earliest i know about is 1983
Stranger: wow, you are just blowing my mind You: you wouldnt believe how many we have either

It goes a lot deeper than this too...

 

[PCTC2]

I just had a genuine conversation with a nice person. I thoroughly enjoyed an intelligent conversation.

 

[Hail The Brain Slug]

Originally posted by: PCTC2
I just had a genuine conversation with a nice person. I thoroughly enjoyed an intelligent conversation.

Edit: I'm trying to instigate some intelligent conversation, but people who respond intelligently are few and far between. :frown:

I've had a couple pleasant people conversing with me, however.

 

[xcript]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: damn again stranger
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[Teffik]

Stranger: Slayer
You: This is very importat!
Stranger: THUNDER!
You: look to the nearest door!
Stranger: Im lookin
You: there is someone on the way to kill you. You have to escape!
Stranger: ZOMG
You: ok, now keep calm
Stranger: where do I go
You: what flooar do you live on?
Stranger: Im cooler than a polar bears ass dont worry
Stranger: 3rd
You: ok, you think you can make it?
You: the jump?
Stranger: I have my black leather jacket and oakley sunglasses
Stranger: damn sure I can
You: ok, take this laptop with you
Stranger: ok
You: now open the window and get out of there.
You: before you go tho
You: make sure you put a chair in the door
Stranger: Fuck someones out on the fire escape
You: this will slow them down a bit
You: crap
You: go up
You: towards the roof
Stranger: 13 stories
Stranger: i think i can make it
You: and speed up, I don't think they've noticed you yet
Stranger: theres a zip line to the state building, I think I can use the coathanger to get across
You: ok, secure the laptop
Stranger: its in the jacket
You: I'm guiding you through satelite
You: wait for it
You: ok the guy on the ladder went into your room
You: now is the time, go!
Stranger: ok!
Stranger: fuck, the zipline is shredding
Stranger: Almost there
Stranger: so close!
You: damn, get ready to grab on
Stranger: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCC
You: like they do in parkour
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[Fayd]

Originally posted by: XabanakFanatik

Originally posted by: Fayd
nobody seems to want to talk to me after i reveal i'm chris hansen with dateline NBC...

If I met you and you told me that, I'd tell you to suck my large hadron collider.

i believe i would ask you if you meant hardon.

using the correct spelling in this context just doesnt make sense

 

[datalink7]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Let's play the limerick game!!
You: no
You have disconnected.

 

[sciwizam]

Morning bump!

 

[krunchykrome]

You: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: where u from?
You: Dateline NBC
You: you?
Your conversational partner has disconnected

:laugh:

 

[thescreensavers]

lol

 

[eadInc]

[Stranger: tits or GTFO
You: ZOMG!
You: RACIST!
Stranger: no not at all
You: it's true!
Stranger: your a retard

 

[AreaCode707]

Originally posted by: arrfep
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: ss?
You: *snorgle*?
Stranger: fraggle rock.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

First one that made me actually laugh out loud.

 

[SirChadwick]

LOL, Snorgle alone made me laugh.

 

[PCTC2]

It seems, if you go late at night, there is a small break in the trolls and you can get a few intelligent conversations. I had one with a nurse/mother of two and another with some random (EDIT: Intelligent) guy.

I've only got 3 people who haven't disconnected from me when I say California... out of A LOT.

 

[Freshgeardude]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: want to hear a joke?
Stranger: sure
You: So, there's a man crawling through the desert.

He'd decided to try his SUV in a little bit of cross-country travel, had
great fun zooming over the badlands and through the sand, got lost, hit a
big rock, and then he couldn't get it started again. There were no cell
phone towers anywhere near, so his cell phone was useless. He had no family,
his parents had died a few years before in an auto accident, and his few
friends had no idea he was out here......


entire thing

1 min later

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

lol

another

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: HAI
Stranger: hi'
You: a/s/l?
Stranger: 33/m/TN
You: 12/m/tn
You: where in TN?
Stranger: memphis
You: me too, we should meet!
Stranger: OMG
Stranger: yes
Stranger: !
Stranger: female or male?
You: i said m....
Stranger: oh didn't see dat
You: pie or cake?
Stranger: pie
You: waffles or pancakes
Stranger: pancakes
You: wow we r soz alikes
Stranger: i knoez
Stranger: do you piihb
You: so we meet and you suck my dick?
Stranger: that's a little weird. we are just strangers
You: watz piihb, im only 12 u knowz
Stranger: 12?! LOL!
You: well we r soz alikes anywayz
Stranger: kthxbai
You: wait
Stranger: wut
You: noz dont go!!!
You: I LIKE U
Stranger: no way jose
You: ill suck urs
Stranger: i'll call the po po on you
Stranger: than slap you with a shamwow
You: why
Stranger: you are deh grozz
You: well your gonna love my nuts
Stranger: nope
Stranger: i am not of deh gheyz
You: can I slap your nuts?
Stranger: sorry had dem removzzd
You: why! no babiez
Stranger: already had 5
Stranger: iz donez
You: oh my god
You: 5 kids!
You: any suck ur dick?
Stranger: kthx baiiii
Stranger: lame sauce kid lame sauce
You: wat!
You: wait
You: dont go
You: plz
Stranger: i
Stranger: am
Stranger: pushing
You: no
Stranger: disconnet
You: DONT!!
Stranger: right
You: ILU
Stranger: now
Stranger: har
Stranger: har
Stranger: har
Stranger: har
Stranger: baiiii
You:
You: /cry
Stranger: emo kid
You: do u play wow?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


its so funny holding these convos

 

[anonmouseuser]

Stranger: 1-860-689-4527
Stranger: call me!
You: yes
You: sure
You: here i go
You: pick up the phone
Stranger: sweet
Stranger: woww
Stranger: are you really?
You: yes
You: dailing now..
Stranger: good
Stranger: nice
You: are you by the phone?
Stranger: right next to me
You: get ready
Stranger: hurry!!
Stranger: im horny
You: lol
You: wtf
You: noway dude
You: im out
Stranger: what?
Stranger: im a chick
You: yes
You: so am i
You: 17/f/ca
Stranger: im into that
You: you?
Stranger: 18 f NJ
You: sweet
Stranger: call me