Funny/weird new site

[Red Squirrel]

lol this is too fun


Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: [root@localhost ~] #
Stranger: wut
You: -bash: wut: command not found
You: [root@localhost ~] #
Stranger: fuck you nerd
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Stranger: TAKE THAT
You: kernel panic 0x0304040f0 system is shutting down
You have disconnected.

 

[I Saw OJ]

You: hi
Stranger: wazaap ?
You: can I have your date of birth, address and social security number?
Stranger: no
You: why not, I want to make sure you are who you say you are
Stranger: ididnt say anythig
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

bwahahahha

 

[I Saw OJ]

Originally posted by: trmiv
I tried starting with "I'm a Rhinocerus I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory." four times, but I can't even get a reply to that.

I tried it

Stranger: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: oi
Stranger: sava
You: I'm a Rhinocerus I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.
Stranger: weel
Stranger: tu eh brasileiro neh
Stranger: viado ]
Stranger: baitola
Stranger: ronaldo
You: Rhinocerus dont fuck around, they charge your ass
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[deftron]

You: heya
Stranger: heyah
Stranger: whats up?
You: im listening to slayer and eating waffles.
You: and you?
Stranger: im listening 80's pop and drinking
Stranger: kinda quiet night in finland
You: well im drinking pop with my waffles. its not 80s pop like Tab tho ..
You: finland. thought you guys were all into black metal there
Stranger: well
You: is that where IKEA is from?
Stranger: i usually listen death metal,heavy,rock,stoner rock and thechno/trance
Stranger: i think IKEA isfrom sweden
You: hate that place. you have to put together the stuff like legos
Stranger: yah
You: sweet i like stoner rock a bit.. never into techno
Stranger: so youre from.... USA?
You: yes washington DC
Stranger: cool
You: whats special about finland? anything
Stranger: dunno, polar bears?
You: dude how do you have polar bears
Stranger: actually there are no polar bears in finland
You: we have polar bears in DC serious
You: but its like the zoo ya know
Stranger: in zoo?
Stranger: yah
You: and pandas
Stranger: welll
Stranger: santa claus lives in finland
Stranger: in a place called Korvatunturi
You: chinese tourist go sick for the pandas for real.. man i gota look at a map cuz im thinking finland is like norway and sweden
You: you guys just listen to black metal and like lots of syrup on your pancakes and wear wooden shoes as far as i know
Stranger: wooden shoes? what the fuck?

 

[benzylic]

You: i would like to travel to brazil after the civil war ends and peace is restored......i heard talks of the United Nations sending in a peacekepping force
Stranger: peacekepping force?
Stranger: it's not gonna work.
Stranger: lol
You: why wont it work? all the major nations have pledged to send troops supplies of money
Stranger: i don't know, i'm just hopeless
Stranger: but it isn't dangerous where I live, so..
You: oh, i saw a brazilian warlord torture video the other day...it was very disturbing. i believe it was called two girls one cup?
Stranger: OHHHHHHH
Stranger: shiiiiiiiiit
Stranger: i can't watch it all
Stranger: it's so grooooooose
You: i know the warlords are very evil
Stranger: did you watch it all?
You: no, ive never seen anything like that before and could not finish it. i cant imagine what those two girls went through, being forced to do that and all
Stranger: I tried to watch it now
Stranger: I almost puked
You: yes, you brazilians are very disturbed
Stranger: you brazilians your ass.. I'm not like that
Stranger: and who said those girls are brazilians?
You: oh there is hope for your country then!
You: they may not be brazlian but the people who made them do it are, those fascist pigs
Stranger: that's reaally disguting...
You: i concur
Stranger: I can't believe it actually happened.
Stranger: and the shit looks like horse shit
You: hopefully a peacekeeping force will be there shortly and your country can become peaceful again
Stranger: I don't think it will be that easy
You: why
Stranger: well, Brazil is a really big country
You: i guess the only way to be truly sure is to use tactical nukes, on the 5 major cities, to show the peacekeeping foce means business, then maybe the warlords will lay down there weapons
Stranger: are you worried about my country? lol
You: i like peace
Stranger: oh... so do i

 

[her209]

Which one of you is this? (ha ha ha)

You: hi
Stranger: nikon d40?
You: canon eos
You: ftmfw
You have disconnected.

 

[JM Aggie08]

You: n****r?
Stranger: i'm sorry?
Stranger: what's "n****r" mean?
You: ...

 

[her209]

Some people are just rude:

You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: what flavor ice cream could you eat for the rest of your life?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

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Stranger: so cute
You: lmao
You have disconnected.

 

[kranky]

I strongly urge all members who find that hilarious to use it as much as possible.

 

[Quasmo]

Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl
You: whats up
You: 25 m GA
You: you?
Stranger: 52 m Kentucky
You: word
Stranger: you got any cock pics
You: lol
You: nope
Stranger: would you like some?
You: nope
Stranger: ha, im just fucking with you
Stranger: 24 m ny
You: this couldn't get any more stereotypical
You: oh
Stranger: haha, I know, thats why I did it
You: you ruined my fun

 

[adlep]

Epic Thread!
Thanks for this

 

[UnatcoAgent]

holy crap this is amazing

 

[Newbian]

Originally posted by: Sabot
holy crap this is amazing

So much cyber is always a good thing.

 

[TehMac]

You: I'm a Rhinocerus I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.
Stranger: ows?


First one so far.

 

[n7]

There's serious people on all the time.

How you start the conversation kinda sets the tone.

I've had some good chats in the last hour.

 

[Rufus12]

You: hi
Stranger: Hi
Stranger: If you could have one thing happen to you right now, what would it be?
You: a large bag full of $1 million dollars suddenly appears next to where I am sitting
Stranger: Would you buy a lot of stocks with it?
Stranger: Maybe invest in GM?
Stranger: Go on a trip?
You: 60% investment 20% on nice house 20% on a cheap car and pleasure items
You: then
Stranger: That sounds prudent...
You: yea but
You: I'd keep working my job
You: so I'd still have a source of income
Stranger: Seems reasonable.
Stranger: Guess you're pretty happy with your occupation, then...
You: what about you?
Stranger: I'd be hired where I want to work...
Stranger: And maybe I'd get to go on a roadtrip.
Stranger: Can I tell you something?
Stranger: I feel crushingly empty, alone, and unhappy.

 

[benzylic]

i just had an hour long conversation with this british guy about the economy, obama, british and american politics, afganistan and pakistan.

 

[rise]

never seen so much unfunny in one thread before...

 

[skulkingghost]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello
Stranger: hi
You: where you from
Stranger: i dont want to tell you
Stranger: does it matters?
You: walruses matter
Stranger: wtf is walruses
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[Locut0s]

Strange that my social anxiety would interfere with a web conversation. Usually I have NO problem posting ANYTHING on a web forum but somehow the thought of talking with a random stranger one on one gets me.

 

[Perknose]

I just had a longish convo about penguins, God and hispanic midget porn. It ended when neither of us proved to be a large breasted nymphomaniac.

 

[Perknose]

My second convo didn't go quite as well:

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Herrrooo!
Stranger: ... RONALDO
You: That's hard for me to pronounce, may I call you Tondelayo instead?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[zinfamous]

Originally posted by: Perknose
I just had a longish convo about penguins, God and hispanic midget porn. It ended when neither of us proved to be a large breasted nymphomaniac.

that sounds like my last couple of convos. funny thing, when I was on, it seemed everyone I connected to was nearby... :Q

 

[nobody554]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: BOO !
You: AH!
You have disconnected.

I've had some fun so far, but nothing really with epic lulz.