Maximilian
Lifer
- Feb 8, 2004
- 12,604
- 15
- 81
Maximilian
Lifer
- Feb 8, 2004
- 12,604
- 15
- 81
Joemonkey
Diamond Member
- Mar 3, 2001
- 8,859
- 4
- 0
wow...
3236 users onlinethe Funadvice Traffic ExchangeConnecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: TIT.
You: TITS*
Stranger: do you like
Stranger: TIT
Stranger: just tit
You: a single TIT?
Stranger: not tits
Stranger: yes. a single tit
You: i suppose
You: would prefer 2
Stranger: not plural. tit
Stranger: why?
Stranger: ones good enough
Stranger: you men.
You: hard to tittyf*ck just 1
Stranger: or lesbian...
Stranger: how would you go about this 'tittyfuck'
You: you put your wang between two tits and go at it
Stranger: ahh
Stranger: good to know
You: i could probably find a video on redtube to link to if you want
Stranger: its fine thankyou
Stranger: ill just imagine
You: are you from brazil?
Stranger: no YORKSHIRE
You: england?
Stranger: you young sir?
Stranger: yes
You: i wish, i'm 30
Stranger: 'waheyy lad'
Stranger: im 20
You: i'm in the US, Louisville KY to be precise
You: i thought in england saying something was "TITS" meant it was good
You: why just TIT
Stranger: My auntie live there
Stranger: haha
Stranger: tecnically yes, but they are boobs lad,
Stranger: TITs is for common folk
Stranger: so TIT=more classy
Stranger: or you can refer to one as a 'tit'
Stranger: e.g 'you tit'
You: i dunno, when i hear "TIT" i think of a baby nursing, "TITS" seems sexier
You: ah, as in as useless as 1 TIT
Stranger: i think your thinking of teet
You: teat
Stranger: there we are
Stranger: teat (american spelling)
Stranger: teet (yorkshire spelling)
You: american spelling = correct spelling
You: screw your colour and armour
Stranger: err no.
You: and spotted dick
Stranger: you just spell it phonetically
Stranger: STUPID.
Stranger: you spell it check when it should cheque, you tit
You: ( . Y . )
You: TITS
Stranger: and technically all americans are from england or ireland anyway so ours is the correct and original spelling
Stranger: so nerr.
You: all americans?
Stranger: some from africa....
Stranger: but originally
You: i have irish roots, but that doens't mean the black man sitting behind me does
Stranger: of course not including the native americans
Stranger: and i said africa
You: they technically weren't native, they all crossed over from the alaskan/russian land bridge and have asian roots
Stranger: tit.
Stranger: exactly
Stranger: when the lands (world) was all fussed together
You: fused?
You: or is fussed the cockney spelling?
Stranger: no fused just got a but randy with my typing for a moment there
Stranger: im a tit
Stranger: your a tit
Stranger: everyones a tit tit
You: my a tit what?
You: or did you mean you're a tit?
Stranger: your a tit
Stranger: im a tit
Stranger: so we are both tits
Stranger: (Y)
Stranger: so anyway is america nice?
Stranger: ive always wanted to go
You: yeah, economy blows at the moment though
Stranger: well ive been to louisville twice but i don't count tat america it seemed a little empty
Stranger: same here about the ecomony, but knickers are cheap as chips at the moment
Stranger: how do you pronouce it? louis-ville or louie-ville like french king louie or i guess engliah louis like st louis
Stranger: ive always wondered what is right
You: loo-vul
Stranger: as in loo bowel?
Stranger: bowl
You: as in vul
You: like vulgar
Stranger: like gul?
Stranger: we dont use the word vulgar in yorkshirer
Stranger: its too crude
3236 users onlinethe Funadvice Traffic ExchangeConnecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: TIT.
You: TITS*
Stranger: do you like
Stranger: TIT
Stranger: just tit
You: a single TIT?
Stranger: not tits
Stranger: yes. a single tit
You: i suppose
You: would prefer 2
Stranger: not plural. tit
Stranger: why?
Stranger: ones good enough
Stranger: you men.
You: hard to tittyf*ck just 1
Stranger: or lesbian...
Stranger: how would you go about this 'tittyfuck'
You: you put your wang between two tits and go at it
Stranger: ahh
Stranger: good to know
You: i could probably find a video on redtube to link to if you want
Stranger: its fine thankyou
Stranger: ill just imagine
You: are you from brazil?
Stranger: no YORKSHIRE
You: england?
Stranger: you young sir?
Stranger: yes
You: i wish, i'm 30
Stranger: 'waheyy lad'
Stranger: im 20
You: i'm in the US, Louisville KY to be precise
You: i thought in england saying something was "TITS" meant it was good
You: why just TIT
Stranger: My auntie live there
Stranger: haha
Stranger: tecnically yes, but they are boobs lad,
Stranger: TITs is for common folk
Stranger: so TIT=more classy
Stranger: or you can refer to one as a 'tit'
Stranger: e.g 'you tit'
You: i dunno, when i hear "TIT" i think of a baby nursing, "TITS" seems sexier
You: ah, as in as useless as 1 TIT
Stranger: i think your thinking of teet
You: teat
Stranger: there we are
Stranger: teat (american spelling)
Stranger: teet (yorkshire spelling)
You: american spelling = correct spelling
You: screw your colour and armour
Stranger: err no.
You: and spotted dick
Stranger: you just spell it phonetically
Stranger: STUPID.
Stranger: you spell it check when it should cheque, you tit
You: ( . Y . )
You: TITS
Stranger: and technically all americans are from england or ireland anyway so ours is the correct and original spelling
Stranger: so nerr.
You: all americans?
Stranger: some from africa....
Stranger: but originally
You: i have irish roots, but that doens't mean the black man sitting behind me does
Stranger: of course not including the native americans
Stranger: and i said africa
You: they technically weren't native, they all crossed over from the alaskan/russian land bridge and have asian roots
Stranger: tit.
Stranger: exactly
Stranger: when the lands (world) was all fussed together
You: fused?
You: or is fussed the cockney spelling?
Stranger: no fused just got a but randy with my typing for a moment there
Stranger: im a tit
Stranger: your a tit
Stranger: everyones a tit tit
You: my a tit what?
You: or did you mean you're a tit?
Stranger: your a tit
Stranger: im a tit
Stranger: so we are both tits
Stranger: (Y)
Stranger: so anyway is america nice?
Stranger: ive always wanted to go
You: yeah, economy blows at the moment though
Stranger: well ive been to louisville twice but i don't count tat america it seemed a little empty
Stranger: same here about the ecomony, but knickers are cheap as chips at the moment
Stranger: how do you pronouce it? louis-ville or louie-ville like french king louie or i guess engliah louis like st louis
Stranger: ive always wondered what is right
You: loo-vul
Stranger: as in loo bowel?
Stranger: bowl
You: as in vul
You: like vulgar
Stranger: like gul?
Stranger: we dont use the word vulgar in yorkshirer
Stranger: its too crude
amdskip
Lifer
- Jan 6, 2001
- 22,530
- 13
- 81
You: w00t
Stranger: w00t
You: hows your Monday
Stranger: wet
Stranger: your?
You: snow?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: there is always snow in antartica
You: of course
Stranger: yeah
You: had any good chats yet?
Stranger: but the polar ice caps are melting at the moment so in like 50 years if you fucking white idiots can't keep your god damned penises in your pants the water is gonna come and fuck you straight in the asshole
Stranger: YOU DIG)!
Stranger: ?!
Stranger: w00t
You: hows your Monday
Stranger: wet
Stranger: your?
You: snow?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: there is always snow in antartica
You: of course
Stranger: yeah
You: had any good chats yet?
Stranger: but the polar ice caps are melting at the moment so in like 50 years if you fucking white idiots can't keep your god damned penises in your pants the water is gonna come and fuck you straight in the asshole
Stranger: YOU DIG)!
Stranger: ?!
Stranger: hey
You: hi
Stranger: hows it going?
You: not bad
You: are you a robot
Stranger: nah
Stranger: are you?
You: no
Stranger: phew
You: so, uh, do you like... stuff?
Stranger: my cats breath smells of catfood
You: i choo choo choo chooose you
Stranger: i broke my wookie
You: i ate the purple berries
You: they taste like burning
Stranger: dammit i was gonna say that one
You: WIN
Stranger:
You: i also like hi supernintendo chalmers!
Stranger: hahah
You: hi
Stranger: hows it going?
You: not bad
You: are you a robot
Stranger: nah
Stranger: are you?
You: no
Stranger: phew
You: so, uh, do you like... stuff?
Stranger: my cats breath smells of catfood
You: i choo choo choo chooose you
Stranger: i broke my wookie
You: i ate the purple berries
You: they taste like burning
Stranger: dammit i was gonna say that one
You: WIN
Stranger:
You: i also like hi supernintendo chalmers!
Stranger: hahah
You: Hi!
Stranger: Hello
You: Who are you? Why are you here?
Stranger: Why NOT
Stranger: who are you
You: Detective John Kimball
Stranger: AH!!!!!!!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: Hello
You: Who are you? Why are you here?
Stranger: Why NOT
Stranger: who are you
You: Detective John Kimball
Stranger: AH!!!!!!!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
queenrobot
Platinum Member
- Aug 20, 2007
- 2,049
- 0
- 0
I watched one of my good friends talk about the most disturbing things and the stranger just kept going a long. This is great!
I use google translation ... she split when she thought I was polish too ... I was about to say I was her dad.
Someone told me they were an 88 year old dark elf woman ... so I ... got creative as well ...
You: woof
Stranger: BANGBANG
You: age gender location please ...
You: that's creative, you just killed my virtual personality
Stranger: 17 male finland
Stranger: you ?
You: 437 male, transylvania
You: (I'm a vampire)
You: been alive for centuries
Stranger: ohhh my god
You: it sucks
Stranger: come and infect me !
Stranger: i wanna be a vampire
You: have you seen vampire movies?
Stranger: yea!
You: they're wrong.
Stranger: ;: D
Stranger: really ? : S
You: the real way you get infected is through anal sex
You: so 420 years ago I try some anal sex and wouldn't you know, friggin' vampire infected me
You: so I been ass f*cking people ever since
Stranger: : DDDDDDDDDD
You: somebody's gotta do it
Stranger: yeah : /
Stranger: well , i wont be disturbing you anymore.. go on and infect some more people
AstroManLuca
Lifer
- Jun 24, 2004
- 15,628
- 5
- 81
Originally posted by: Blieb
Someone told me they were an 88 year old dark elf woman ... so I ... got creative as well ...
You: woof
Stranger: BANGBANG
You: age gender location please ...
You: that's creative, you just killed my virtual personality
Stranger: 17 male finland
Stranger: you ?
You: 437 male, transylvania
You: (I'm a vampire)
You: been alive for centuries
Stranger: ohhh my god
You: it sucks
Stranger: come and infect me !
Stranger: i wanna be a vampire
You: have you seen vampire movies?
Stranger: yea!
You: they're wrong.
Stranger: ;: D
Stranger: really ? : S
You: the real way you get infected is through anal sex
You: so 420 years ago I try some anal sex and wouldn't you know, friggin' vampire infected me
You: so I been ass f*cking people ever since
Stranger: : DDDDDDDDDD
You: somebody's gotta do it
Stranger: yeah : /
Stranger: well , i wont be disturbing you anymore.. go on and infect some more people
did you put on your robe and wizard hat?
haha
now when people ask "asl?" i say kansas state prison. I keep randomly saying BUT IM INNOCENT I WAS FRAMED.
oh and i'm in for mail fraud.
PlasmaBomb
Lifer
- Nov 19, 2004
- 11,636
- 2
- 81
queenrobot
Platinum Member
- Aug 20, 2007
- 2,049
- 0
- 0
My first attempt. Will try more later, this is very entertaining.
Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: u have msn?
You: OMGHAI2U!!!!
Stranger: HAI!
You: noes, i have teh omegle
You: my screenname is "you"
Stranger: hehe
Stranger: thats actually quite funny
Stranger:
You: thanks, it took me like a billion hours of omegle use to come up with
You:
Stranger: u have msn?
Stranger: dude omegle is a virus
You: wat???
You: r u 4 realz??
Stranger: add me
Stranger: sondanielxxxx@live.nl
You: what's that?
You: some kind of virus code?
You: do you like bacon?
You:
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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