You: Hi, can I call you Chris Hansen?
Stranger: GOO JUN PYO!
You: And can you pretend I'm a hot underaged girl?
Stranger: yah monkey
You: Sweet, my pussy's like so wet
You: but you are old, right?
You: I like older men
Stranger: I would like you to have a seat over there
Stranger: <--
You: No, too soon
You: You gotta me worked up first
Stranger: oic
You: So Chris, can I blow you?
You: Tell me what your cock looks like
Stranger: It's flesh colored
You: Oooo, hawt
Stranger:
You: MY pussy is all the colors of the rainbow
You: A clown threw up in there
You: He was a very bad man
Stranger: Awesome
Stranger: bella, is that you
You: No, I'm Donna
You: Bella's a wise and beautiful woman
You: She stole Derek away from me
Stranger: I am chagrinned
You: omg Chris, big words there
You: is your cock as big?
Stranger: it's made of marble
You: Glazed marble?
You: Sparkly flesh-colored glazed marble?
Stranger: If you want it to be
You: Only if you beat me bloody with it
You: like Alex did
You: he was such a droog
Stranger: Will it help me find Bella?
You: You can call me Bella if you like
You: You can tell me what she called you when you penetrated her
You: I can so totally remind her of you
Stranger: shouldn't that be the other way around
You: i'm upside down
You: my boyfriend is currently hammering a dildo down with a bat
You: only way it goes in
You: and the blood rush is intense
Stranger: I can get it all in in just one blow
Stranger: true story
You: i bet i could get it all in with a single blow
Stranger: You'd be awesome like me
You: we would be a bunch of awesomesaurs
You: you, me...even that wise and beautiful woman Bella
Stranger: Most dangerous awesomesaurs in the galaxy
Stranger: no, that would be too dangerous for bella
You: Yeah, I dread the day she hits puberty
Stranger: We can ride together, she stays home with Alice
You: no way, Alice would totally unleash her dead baby fetish
You: we can't ruin Bella
You: the taste of the dead would scar her for life
Stranger: She has already been ruined by that dog
You: i have been ruined by too many dongs
You: true story
You: this one time in Thailand, i was feeling bicurious
You: ladyboy was totally packing dong
Stranger: but aren't dongs supposed to be tiny over there
Stranger: that should have been smooth sailing for you
You: it felt big when it went up my nose
You: my delicate little pink shell-like nose
Stranger: Did you blow ladyboy at the same time
Stranger: like going in one way, coming out the other
You: eewww
You: you are dirty chris
You: i like
You: make big love explosion on your monitor RIGHT NOW
Stranger: it's every dong's dream, js
Stranger: Is this the part where I play love lockdown?
You: you can do whatever you want Crhis
You: *Chris
Stranger: ty, that's so nice of you
You: I'm here. home alone. 14. with epic tits.
Stranger: no wai!1
You: ya rly
You: it's okay to want me
You: Tits don't appear magically when girls hit 18
Stranger: no?
Stranger:
You: zOMG, a mouse just popped out of my air conditioner
Stranger: ew gross
Stranger: is his name rhino?
Stranger: Bolt's been asking about him
You: No, I didn't have time to name him
You: fuzzy ate him before I could snorgle with the mousey
Stranger: You go, fuzzy!
You: He's the cutest baby bunny ever
You: Odd, I didn't know bunnies ate mice
You: You think fuzzy might be hiding something from me/
Stranger: He's probably off somewhere throwing up the mouse
You: better nate than lever
You: oh gee golly whiz, i'm all backasswards today
You: anal totally fucks up my perspective
Stranger: Couldn't have said it better myself
You: now quick, cram it in there bro (no homo)
You: wait, is it too late to interject 'no homo' into this conversation?
You: i feel like i've violated myself
Stranger: You got it in just in the nick of time
Stranger: I was just about to call my buddy
You: whew, i shall now stroke my mighty penorz
You: but before that, i shall attempt to cast a Lvl 5 ReverseMedusa potion to turn yoiu into beautiful woman., With epic tits.
You: TITS BE GROWN!
Stranger: SHAZAM
You: DON'T FIGHT THE POWA!
You: SHRIVEL PENORZ!
Stranger: BOOM
You: GAAK! IT"S IN MY EYE!
Stranger: I thnik you got it wrong
Stranger: instead of shrivelling, it totally blew up
Stranger: now my hole's too big
You: I GRAB YOU AND PENETRATE YOUR MIGHTY CROTCH HOLE
You: I NOW COMPLAIN ABOUT THE LACK OF TREAD
You: BUT I HUMP AWAY EITHER WAY
Stranger: It's bound to break something
You: are you surprised neither of us has disconnected yet?
You: you think we might be...soulmates?
You: I think I love you, man
Stranger: I was just wondering about this
Stranger: BRAIN TWINS
You: like peas in a pod
You: BALLS IN A SACK
Stranger: LMAO
You: the internets is a strange place
Stranger: I am going to kill your sparkle
Stranger: and say
Stranger: BYE, GOTTA GO, PICNIC TIME @ THE MEADOW
Stranger: ty for not disconnecting and for making me lol, k
You: Likewise
Stranger: see you on the dark side
You: so long and thanks for all the lulz
You: dc already i love you
Stranger: moo ha ha
Stranger: oh snap
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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