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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: ttt tttt
Stranger: ttt ttte
Stranger: ttt ttme
Stranger: ttt tame
You: to the top?
Stranger: ttt game
Stranger: tte game
Stranger: the game
Stranger: what
You: you JUST LOST THE GAME
You have disconnected.
 
Originally posted by: Fayd
wow atot.. your showing is pathetic.

i'm tossing out atot references right and left and no hooks.


bulk beef, .999=1, plane on treadmill...
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same here, no dice yet.

Most recent one.

You: Hi, can I call you Chris Hansen?
Stranger: GOO JUN PYO!
You: And can you pretend I'm a hot underaged girl?
Stranger: yah monkey
You: Sweet, my pussy's like so wet
You: but you are old, right?
You: I like older men
Stranger: I would like you to have a seat over there
Stranger: <--
You: No, too soon
You: You gotta me worked up first
Stranger: oic
You: So Chris, can I blow you?
You: Tell me what your cock looks like
Stranger: It's flesh colored
You: Oooo, hawt
Stranger: 😉
You: MY pussy is all the colors of the rainbow
You: A clown threw up in there
You: He was a very bad man
Stranger: Awesome
Stranger: bella, is that you
You: No, I'm Donna
You: Bella's a wise and beautiful woman
You: She stole Derek away from me
Stranger: I am chagrinned
You: omg Chris, big words there
You: is your cock as big?
Stranger: it's made of marble
You: Glazed marble?
You: Sparkly flesh-colored glazed marble?
Stranger: If you want it to be
You: Only if you beat me bloody with it
You: like Alex did
You: he was such a droog
Stranger: Will it help me find Bella?
You: You can call me Bella if you like
You: You can tell me what she called you when you penetrated her
You: I can so totally remind her of you
Stranger: shouldn't that be the other way around
You: i'm upside down
You: my boyfriend is currently hammering a dildo down with a bat
You: only way it goes in
You: and the blood rush is intense
Stranger: I can get it all in in just one blow
Stranger: true story
You: i bet i could get it all in with a single blow
Stranger: You'd be awesome like me
You: we would be a bunch of awesomesaurs
You: you, me...even that wise and beautiful woman Bella
Stranger: Most dangerous awesomesaurs in the galaxy
Stranger: no, that would be too dangerous for bella
You: Yeah, I dread the day she hits puberty
Stranger: We can ride together, she stays home with Alice
You: no way, Alice would totally unleash her dead baby fetish
You: we can't ruin Bella
You: the taste of the dead would scar her for life
Stranger: She has already been ruined by that dog
You: i have been ruined by too many dongs
You: true story
You: this one time in Thailand, i was feeling bicurious
You: ladyboy was totally packing dong
Stranger: but aren't dongs supposed to be tiny over there
Stranger: that should have been smooth sailing for you
You: it felt big when it went up my nose
You: my delicate little pink shell-like nose
Stranger: Did you blow ladyboy at the same time
Stranger: like going in one way, coming out the other
You: eewww
You: you are dirty chris
You: i like
You: make big love explosion on your monitor RIGHT NOW
Stranger: it's every dong's dream, js
Stranger: Is this the part where I play love lockdown?
You: you can do whatever you want Crhis
You: *Chris
Stranger: ty, that's so nice of you
You: I'm here. home alone. 14. with epic tits.
Stranger: no wai!1
You: ya rly
You: it's okay to want me
You: Tits don't appear magically when girls hit 18
Stranger: no?
Stranger: 🙁
You: zOMG, a mouse just popped out of my air conditioner
Stranger: ew gross
Stranger: is his name rhino?
Stranger: Bolt's been asking about him
You: No, I didn't have time to name him
You: fuzzy ate him before I could snorgle with the mousey
Stranger: You go, fuzzy!
You: He's the cutest baby bunny ever
You: Odd, I didn't know bunnies ate mice
You: You think fuzzy might be hiding something from me/
Stranger: He's probably off somewhere throwing up the mouse
You: better nate than lever
You: oh gee golly whiz, i'm all backasswards today
You: anal totally fucks up my perspective
Stranger: Couldn't have said it better myself
You: now quick, cram it in there bro (no homo)
You: wait, is it too late to interject 'no homo' into this conversation?
You: i feel like i've violated myself
Stranger: You got it in just in the nick of time
Stranger: I was just about to call my buddy
You: whew, i shall now stroke my mighty penorz
You: but before that, i shall attempt to cast a Lvl 5 ReverseMedusa potion to turn yoiu into beautiful woman., With epic tits.
You: TITS BE GROWN!
Stranger: SHAZAM
You: DON'T FIGHT THE POWA!
You: SHRIVEL PENORZ!
Stranger: BOOM
You: GAAK! IT"S IN MY EYE!
Stranger: I thnik you got it wrong
Stranger: instead of shrivelling, it totally blew up
Stranger: now my hole's too big
You: I GRAB YOU AND PENETRATE YOUR MIGHTY CROTCH HOLE
You: I NOW COMPLAIN ABOUT THE LACK OF TREAD
You: BUT I HUMP AWAY EITHER WAY
Stranger: It's bound to break something
You: are you surprised neither of us has disconnected yet?
You: you think we might be...soulmates?
You: I think I love you, man
Stranger: I was just wondering about this
Stranger: BRAIN TWINS
You: like peas in a pod
You: BALLS IN A SACK
Stranger: LMAO
You: the internets is a strange place
Stranger: I am going to kill your sparkle
Stranger: and say
Stranger: BYE, GOTTA GO, PICNIC TIME @ THE MEADOW
Stranger: ty for not disconnecting and for making me lol, k
You: Likewise
Stranger: see you on the dark side
You: so long and thanks for all the lulz
You: dc already i love you
Stranger: moo ha ha
Stranger: oh snap
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Lol, this is some fun stuff.

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hello
You: ATOT?
Stranger: everyday
You: finally
You: sup
Stranger: nothing, i cant sleep
You: lol
You: why not
You: just go jerk off
You: it'll help
You: i promise you.
Stranger: i cant jerk off
You: why not?
Stranger: cause i have a vagina
You: lol
You: my bad
You: need some help?
Stranger: no no im good
You: aww
You: u sure?
You: im really good at helping
Stranger: i cant sleep cause there is a baby in my belly and he's moving alot. and annoying me
You: o
You: punch it
Stranger: he swims away
You: stab it through your vagina
Stranger: what about me?
Stranger: and my life?
You: what about it?
Stranger: if the baby dies i die
You: why?
Stranger: i dont know stabbing through your own vajayjay is pretty much suicide
You: hrm...
You: then lie down on your frontside
You: burst that belly!
Stranger: lol
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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dammit, people keep hanging up on me.

Stranger: HAI GURLL
You: Sup sistah!
Stranger: NOT MUCHHH
Stranger: STOP PROCRASTINATIN MANG
Stranger: GO STUDY
You: no wai, i am working
You: i am a working sista, sista
Stranger: GET BACK TO WORK
Stranger: get to work mang
You: no u
Stranger: NO YOU
You: nowai
Stranger: YARLY
Stranger: GO
Stranger: DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT
You: I FIGHT THE POWA
You: YOU DO IT lovely human
Stranger: NO YOU
You: NANA
Stranger: AND TAKE IT EASY
You: SLOW RIDE
Stranger: GET!
Stranger: TO!
Stranger: WORK!
You: FUCK YOU , MAKE ME
Stranger: START WORKING
Stranger: why i oughtta....
You: NO WAY
Stranger: DO IT
You: SUCKED TOO MANY COCKS
You: BUSTED TOO MANY TRICKS
Stranger: what the
You: I GIVE UP
Stranger: what exactly is your work
Stranger: HEY STRANGER
You: I AM A WORKING SISTA, SISTA
Stranger: WHATS YO LINE OF PROFESSION
You: HELLO LUDACRIS
You: ARE YOU LUDACRIS?
You: I LOVE YOUR AFRO
Stranger: OH
Stranger: WELL NO YOU DIINT
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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You: I love you.
Stranger: no you don'y
Stranger: *don't
Stranger: i saw you with HER last night
You: I can explain
You: just give me a chance
Stranger: nooooooo
You: 🙁
Stranger: NO FUCK NO
You: So it's really over?
Stranger: yes
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 
Originally posted by: Omegachi
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
Stranger: you gonna love my nuts
You: sup vince
Stranger: shamwow
Stranger: ontd
You: this is billy
You: billy mays
Stranger: oh shit peace
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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:laugh:
 
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: I am a man in a boat.
You: but are you afloat?
Stranger: Currently I am.
You: don't run into that dam
Stranger: Oh, that dam.
Stranger: Fuck.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 
Why do people leave after one line? I am sad?

EDIT: Have any of you gotten the Megan Fox Survey yet? 😛

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: This is madness
You: No. This is OMEGLE!
You have disconnected.
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these three parts are from the same convo with the boring parts cut out...

You: you know 2ch?
You: that is where this site posted on
Stranger: nope. I know 4chan, which is the english branch off
Stranger: don't go to 2ch because I don't read japanese
You: ah
You: we call that gaijin chan
Stranger: been there, but couldn't understand any of it
You: or sometimes butachan
Stranger: I've heard butachan
Stranger: before
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You: do you like pi?
Stranger: the number?
You: yes
You: 3.141592653589793238462643383279..
You: favorite number of japan
You: plasted all over sub tunnels
You: and billboards
You: we consider it the proudest invention of japan
Stranger: is there an agreed end point, or just until the person writing it gives up
You: there is no end, as there is no end to hope
You: it is japan?s national number
You: a japanese farmer found it by noticing the effect of the shadow of sun on rice plants
You: then west copy
Stranger: I heard that before. some time ago
Stranger: been a while
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You: so what do you like do?
You: where do you live? what time there?
Stranger: USA. 1:38A
Stranger: and I like to work on computers. fixing them, programming them, etc
Stranger: you?
You: same here
You: I woke at japanese company called Sony
You: do not know if you know
Stranger: everyone knows sony
You: oh that is good
You: i work in video department
You: we are called black sheep
You: it is hard to live up to playsutation 2
Stranger: I think playstation 3 did a pretty good job
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I don't know if this guy is trolling me or what..
 
Originally posted by: theprodigalrebel
Originally posted by: Fayd
wow atot.. your showing is pathetic.

i'm tossing out atot references right and left and no hooks.


bulk beef, .999=1, plane on treadmill...
Click to expand...

same here, no dice yet.

Most recent one.

You: Hi, can I call you Chris Hansen?
Stranger: GOO JUN PYO!
You: And can you pretend I'm a hot underaged girl?
Stranger: yah monkey
You: Sweet, my pussy's like so wet
You: but you are old, right?
You: I like older men
Stranger: I would like you to have a seat over there
Stranger: <--
You: No, too soon
You: You gotta me worked up first
Stranger: oic
You: So Chris, can I blow you?
You: Tell me what your cock looks like
Stranger: It's flesh colored
You: Oooo, hawt
Stranger: 😉
You: MY pussy is all the colors of the rainbow
You: A clown threw up in there
You: He was a very bad man
Stranger: Awesome
Stranger: bella, is that you
You: No, I'm Donna
You: Bella's a wise and beautiful woman
You: She stole Derek away from me
Stranger: I am chagrinned
You: omg Chris, big words there
You: is your cock as big?
Stranger: it's made of marble
You: Glazed marble?
You: Sparkly flesh-colored glazed marble?
Stranger: If you want it to be
You: Only if you beat me bloody with it
You: like Alex did
You: he was such a droog
Stranger: Will it help me find Bella?
You: You can call me Bella if you like
You: You can tell me what she called you when you penetrated her
You: I can so totally remind her of you
Stranger: shouldn't that be the other way around
You: i'm upside down
You: my boyfriend is currently hammering a dildo down with a bat
You: only way it goes in
You: and the blood rush is intense
Stranger: I can get it all in in just one blow
Stranger: true story
You: i bet i could get it all in with a single blow
Stranger: You'd be awesome like me
You: we would be a bunch of awesomesaurs
You: you, me...even that wise and beautiful woman Bella
Stranger: Most dangerous awesomesaurs in the galaxy
Stranger: no, that would be too dangerous for bella
You: Yeah, I dread the day she hits puberty
Stranger: We can ride together, she stays home with Alice
You: no way, Alice would totally unleash her dead baby fetish
You: we can't ruin Bella
You: the taste of the dead would scar her for life
Stranger: She has already been ruined by that dog
You: i have been ruined by too many dongs
You: true story
You: this one time in Thailand, i was feeling bicurious
You: ladyboy was totally packing dong
Stranger: but aren't dongs supposed to be tiny over there
Stranger: that should have been smooth sailing for you
You: it felt big when it went up my nose
You: my delicate little pink shell-like nose
Stranger: Did you blow ladyboy at the same time
Stranger: like going in one way, coming out the other
You: eewww
You: you are dirty chris
You: i like
You: make big love explosion on your monitor RIGHT NOW
Stranger: it's every dong's dream, js
Stranger: Is this the part where I play love lockdown?
You: you can do whatever you want Crhis
You: *Chris
Stranger: ty, that's so nice of you
You: I'm here. home alone. 14. with epic tits.
Stranger: no wai!1
You: ya rly
You: it's okay to want me
You: Tits don't appear magically when girls hit 18
Stranger: no?
Stranger: 🙁
You: zOMG, a mouse just popped out of my air conditioner
Stranger: ew gross
Stranger: is his name rhino?
Stranger: Bolt's been asking about him
You: No, I didn't have time to name him
You: fuzzy ate him before I could snorgle with the mousey
Stranger: You go, fuzzy!
You: He's the cutest baby bunny ever
You: Odd, I didn't know bunnies ate mice
You: You think fuzzy might be hiding something from me/
Stranger: He's probably off somewhere throwing up the mouse
You: better nate than lever
You: oh gee golly whiz, i'm all backasswards today
You: anal totally fucks up my perspective
Stranger: Couldn't have said it better myself
You: now quick, cram it in there bro (no homo)
You: wait, is it too late to interject 'no homo' into this conversation?
You: i feel like i've violated myself
Stranger: You got it in just in the nick of time
Stranger: I was just about to call my buddy
You: whew, i shall now stroke my mighty penorz
You: but before that, i shall attempt to cast a Lvl 5 ReverseMedusa potion to turn yoiu into beautiful woman., With epic tits.
You: TITS BE GROWN!
Stranger: SHAZAM
You: DON'T FIGHT THE POWA!
You: SHRIVEL PENORZ!
Stranger: BOOM
You: GAAK! IT"S IN MY EYE!
Stranger: I thnik you got it wrong
Stranger: instead of shrivelling, it totally blew up
Stranger: now my hole's too big
You: I GRAB YOU AND PENETRATE YOUR MIGHTY CROTCH HOLE
You: I NOW COMPLAIN ABOUT THE LACK OF TREAD
You: BUT I HUMP AWAY EITHER WAY
Stranger: It's bound to break something
You: are you surprised neither of us has disconnected yet?
You: you think we might be...soulmates?
You: I think I love you, man
Stranger: I was just wondering about this
Stranger: BRAIN TWINS
You: like peas in a pod
You: BALLS IN A SACK
Stranger: LMAO
You: the internets is a strange place
Stranger: I am going to kill your sparkle
Stranger: and say
Stranger: BYE, GOTTA GO, PICNIC TIME @ THE MEADOW
Stranger: ty for not disconnecting and for making me lol, k
You: Likewise
Stranger: see you on the dark side
You: so long and thanks for all the lulz
You: dc already i love you
Stranger: moo ha ha
Stranger: oh snap
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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EPIC.

my two recent have gone for a while. forgot to copy. 🙁 One did stay on for another 30 minutes after doing the copypasta of the pi digits though....I considered that epic in itself 😛
 
Lol, just had a nice conversation about anal sex

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi
You: sup
Stranger: nm
Stranger: u
You: masturbating
Stranger: lol, oh
You: want to know the site?
Stranger: sure
You: www.myfreepaysite.com
Stranger: that fucking site is awesome
You: yeah
You: it has everything
You: you like anal sex?
Stranger: not with dudes, lol
You: no i mean...
You: watchign it
Stranger: yeah, actually
Stranger: and doin chicks up the butt
You: yea
You: you ever hear of a prolapsed anus?
Stranger: isn't that like a pink sock?
You: uhh
You: not exactly
Stranger: butthole turns inside-out basically?
You: yeah
You: it falls out
You: nasty stuff
You: happens when you ahve too much anus
You: anal*
Stranger: lol
Stranger: what the fuck are you talking to me about this lmao
You: ?
You: do you mean why?
Stranger: yes
You: i dunno
You: why not
Stranger: got me there, lol
You: you ever fuck a girl in the ass?
Stranger: yes
You: did her anus fall out?
Stranger: fuck no
You: can you imagine what you would do if that happened?
You: you pull out and her rectum comes out with it
Stranger: lmao, we've discussed that actually
You: lol, really?
Stranger: she told me she'd give me a pink sock
Stranger: and i said that was fair, lol
You: lol
Stranger: lol
You: man...
Stranger: i can't really get mad at her for it, i would have it coming to me
You: lol
Stranger: you do a chick up the butt?
You: nah
You: i asked her
You: and she was all like
You: only if i get to do you in the ass
You: and i was like FUCK NO
You: i mean seriously if a girl asked yo uthat would you agree?
Stranger: yeah, mine tried pulling that shit with me
You: yeah, howd you convice her?
Stranger: everytime we'd fuck i'd be like "i really wanna fuck you in the ass", yada yada, took a little time, but eventually she said ok
You: really.
You: i did that and she kept on insisting
Stranger: and ever since prob like 1 outta every 4 times we fuck i get to fuck her in the butt
You: how often do you two fuck?
Stranger: you gotta get her in the heat of the moment
Stranger: lol
You: lol
You: on average though
Stranger: well she's not my gf
You: how many times a week?
You: ahh
You: fuck buddies?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: so it's not like 5 times a week or some shit
Stranger: like once a week or so
You: you have any pictures of her?
Stranger: how old are you bro
You: 22
You: u?
Stranger: same
Stranger: i do, but you're not getting them
Stranger: lol
You: aww 🙁
Stranger: that's just disrespectful
You: lol
You: i don't mean naked pics or nething
You: just pictures.
Stranger: where you from?
You: cali
Stranger: everyones from fucking cali on here
You: lol
You: where are you from?
Stranger: NY
You: what is it
You: like 3 am there?
Stranger: 3:01 to be exact
Stranger: lol
You: lol
You: what are you doing up so late?
You: partying?
Stranger: na, nothing else to do
Stranger: chillin out listening to music
You: what kind of music do you listen to?
Stranger: metal
Stranger: u
You: rock
Stranger: what band are you listening to now?
You: audioslave
Stranger: cool
Stranger: aight dude, i'm out
You: aight
You: cya man
Stranger: have fun jerkin it, and keep tryin to stick it in her butt
You: nice talkin to u
You: ha
You: will do
Stranger: lol, peace
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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You: Hello
Stranger: 'sup *****
You: sup pimp
Stranger: yooo
Stranger: dawg
You: how'z my hoes be doing?
Stranger: good y'kno
Stranger: whathcha doin'
You: putting on my robe and wizard hat
Stranger: Wizards? Sounds DOPE
You: yeahhhhhh....i got a magic stick
Stranger: if I'd be that harry potter dude I'd be like
Stranger: ZAP MUTHAFUCKER!
You: hahahah
Stranger: rollin wit tha wizards y'kno
You: *gottcha bitch*
Stranger: straight
You: wat iz u up 2?
Stranger: uhm
Stranger: cruisin on the west coast
Stranger: checkin da girls
Stranger: need no school
Stranger: man
Stranger: eatin chikins
You: sweeet. chikins go dope with grape drank tho
Stranger: joke, I'm white *badum-tch*
Stranger: wigga
Stranger: nvm
Stranger: you a ***** rite?
You: whatchu talking about willis?
Stranger: willis?
You: YES, WILLIS
Stranger: I'm not talking shit bout willis
You: well you betta watch yo self. that crackhead be crazy in his head - all he does is white gurlz all day
Stranger: east and west college girls are easy~
Stranger: I'm male so
Stranger: I'm out of the danger
Stranger: ...am I?
You: for now i guess. he might crack out and go for crack...if u know what i mean
You: i meant yo crack
Stranger: noo
Stranger: I'll kill that hooker
Stranger: btw I'm in europe so
Stranger: fuck this *****
You: he got inbred cousins that live there.. and they be coked up too
Stranger: fuckin' weirdos
Stranger: do they fuck all of their cousins or just the sexy ones?
You: at first, it was the one ho named susie, but they all got sad, so they play it fair now
Stranger: good...
You: fo sho my nizzle
Stranger: anywizzy, have a nice day
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 
hey octopus, got any pizza delivery?
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: what
Stranger: why you knockin on my door
You: now
You: because I am
Stranger: STOP IT
Stranger: 🙁
You: you got a problem with that?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: i am trying to masturbate
You: I'm trying to deliver your pizza
Stranger: you are disturbing me
Stranger: oh
Stranger: you want some?
Stranger: of my pizza
Stranger: its delicious.
You: I don't know.
Stranger: come inside
You: Are you using myfreepaysite?
Stranger: i wont rape you i swear
Stranger: yes
Stranger: .
Stranger: .
Stranger: .
Stranger: ...i am
You: I don't like sausage pizza though
Stranger: 🙁
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Alright, I'm trying it out. There's definitely some potential for lulz, but this is kind of awkward... not gonna lie.
 
Originally posted by: Xanis
Alright, I'm trying it out. There's definitely some potential for lulz, but this is kind of awkward... not gonna lie.
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It's awesome. Many lulz have been had by all. It's like an interactive version of ATOT!
 
Originally posted by: RedArmy
Originally posted by: Xanis
Alright, I'm trying it out. There's definitely some potential for lulz, but this is kind of awkward... not gonna lie.
Click to expand...

It's awesome. Many lulz have been had by all. It's like an interactive version of ATOT!
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ATOT? Interactive? Sweet Christ, this thing is an abomination! :laugh:
 
Originally posted by: Xanis
Originally posted by: RedArmy
Originally posted by: Xanis
Alright, I'm trying it out. There's definitely some potential for lulz, but this is kind of awkward... not gonna lie.
Click to expand...

It's awesome. Many lulz have been had by all. It's like an interactive version of ATOT!
Click to expand...

ATOT? Interactive? Sweet Christ, this thing is an abomination! :laugh:
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An abomination of AWESOME.
 
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