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[ConstipatedVigilante]

Originally posted by: zinfamous

Originally posted by: TruePaige
4Chan, ST, ebaums, who isn't messing around? Heck, now AT is joining in the messing around...Seems every forum it gets posted on makes it into a joke. Could be a cute idea, but not exactly realistic.

yeah, sucks when all the retards (us) ruin a pretty good idea

There was some 24yo chick who I talked to. She seemed kinda normal; she even shrugged off me copying pi.

 

[zinfamous]

Originally posted by: jdoggg12
You: i'm optimus prime, i'm here to learn from the world wide web
Stranger: cool. what do you want to know?
You: I want to know what megan fox looks like naked
Stranger: me too
You: Yarr

:laugh:

 

[RedArmy]

Stranger: I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
Stranger: HALP.

Who was that? It HAD to be someone from here

 

[zinfamous]

Originally posted by: arrfep
SO CLOSE!!!

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: TELL ME A JOKE You: okay hold on one second
Stranger: too late
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I had JUST finished copied Better Nate than Lever... :laugh::heart:

you'll get 'em next time, champ.

 

[cKGunslinger]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: male?>
You: Not last time I checked, cowboy
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello
You: Let's cut to the chase - are you gay or straight?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[krunchykrome]

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[Auggie]

I've started just pasting in Ch1 from The Great Gatsby. Epic.

 

[PCTC2]

onnecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: pink bunnies??
You: *snorgle*
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[Omegachi]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: herro
You: this is bad
Stranger: ?
You: because I accidentally a whole coca cola bottle
Stranger: the whole thing?
You: yep, the whole damn thing
Stranger: courage is solid
You: it was painful
You: its going to leave a mark
Stranger: thats what my dad said
You: i might know your dad
Stranger: tall black guy
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[RedArmy]

Stranger: Hi
You: Good day
Stranger: how's it going?
You: oh ya know
Stranger: some good, some bad?
You: yeah, can't have one without the other
You: you?
Stranger: meh pretty bad, but manageble
You: Well, you aren't alone I'm sure
You: good thing they invented omegle so we can talk about such things
Stranger: no emo crap tho
You: better not be
Stranger: oh yeah omegle is pretty cool indeed
You: This is the single longest convo I've had thus far
You: congratulations on being that person
Stranger: oh, you must've ran into quite a lot of those peope
You: *disconnected*
Stranger: yea
You: 1 minute max
You: kinda pointless, maybe I'll post this in the Omegle thread on Anandtech
Stranger: well it does seem like it attracts a lot of people with... ahem, smaller social skills
You: Apparently it gets a lot of people from foreign countries...for whatever reason that may be
Stranger: really? hmm I wonder how could one tell?
You: Kinda hard to talk with someone that doesn't know how to speak the language, much less type it
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: well english is pretty much the standard tho in most countries as second language
You: Obviously not a problem for you. You see to have a death grip on the English language
Stranger: death grip? Whatcha talking about? I'm already getting ready to piledrive it!
You:
You: well, guess they haven't incorporated emoticons in yet
Stranger: was thinking the same thing right now
Stranger:
You: I'm sure they'll get around to it...this layout is too...clean
Stranger: how old is this site tho? I just found out like yesterday... and that was at like 7 in the morning...
Stranger: not much attention span from me then... if at all
You: Well, I discovered it 10 minutes ago through a thread on a forum I'm a part of
Stranger: Anandtech? that site about component reviews and such?
You: yeah man, the most badass tech forum on the intertubes
Connection asploded

BEAT THAT SUCKERS

 

[zinfamous]

Originally posted by: Auggie
I've started just pasting in Ch1 from The Great Gatsby. Epic.

:laugh:

 

[PCTC2]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello
You: hi
Stranger: how are you?
You: you know. the usual
You: it's life.
You: and life takes Visa
Stranger: hah
You: so... MasterCard or Visa?
Connection imploded.


What the hell is connection imploded?

 

[Ticky]

Stranger: this is your conscience
You: Sup.
You: Conscience.
Stranger: how's it goin'?
You: Ok. Been felling very stabby lately. You want to talk to anger about that?
Stranger: yes please.
Stranger: i've been meaning ot work out some issues with him
Stranger: *to
You: Ah, good.
Stranger: anger just really needs to settle down.
You: You should get on that when I'm sleeping, it's uncool when you guys bicker when I'm awake.
Stranger: well you know
Stranger: sometimes it's just the only time we have.
You: Yeah, he's been acting up lately.
Stranger: when you sleep, we rest.
Stranger: but i mean, conscience. my work is NEVER done.
You: True....
Stranger: i'll have a talk to everybody tomorrow, we'll try to change our meeting times. and i'll get anger to behabe.
Stranger: *behave
You: Heh.

 

[zinfamous]

after a long, typical digression into the cultural ties of waffles and pie, we got to this:

......
...
You: do you eat bacon?
Stranger: so if you're not american where are you from then
Stranger: yes
You: good, i was about to clal you fascist
You: nah, i'm from the US
You: just fucking around
Stranger: thought so
You: hehe
You: i actually don't care all that much about pie
You: do like waffles though
You: and bacon
You: and pancakes
Stranger: waffles isn't really a big thing here
Stranger: we have pancakes
You: shame
You: it's like....Friday night in Australia?
Stranger: yeah, nearly night. 4:45pm
You: hey, have you ever been stung by a box jelly?
Stranger: no
Stranger: thank god
You: that's what the vinegar is for
Stranger: thats what urine is for
You: i knew a guy, in summer camp, back when i was young
You: yeah, that works too
You: well, it's salty...
You: anyhoo, this dude had a jelly fish swim into his swim trunks
You: wrapped itself around his sac.....
You: nasty, man
You: no joke
Stranger: ouch
You: he was like...10
You: not abox jelly, though
You: wussy little atlantic jellies
Stranger: still would have been painful
You: no doubt
Connection asploded.

 

[Omegachi]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
Stranger: you gonna love my nuts
You: sup vince
Stranger: shamwow
Stranger: ontd
You: this is billy
You: billy mays
Stranger: oh shit peace
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[arrfep]

Which one of you was this??

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hello
Stranger: ANAL SEX
You: YES!
Stranger: ANAL SEX
You: ATOT?
Stranger: ANAL SEX
You: /b?
Stranger: ANAL SEX
You: misc?
Stranger: ANAL SEX
You: WBC?
Stranger: ANAL SEX
You: I sense a pattern here
Stranger: ANAL SEX
You: Gimme an A!
Stranger: ANAL SEX ?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[Fayd]

wow atot.. your showing is pathetic.

i'm tossing out atot references right and left and no hooks.


bulk beef, .999=1, plane on treadmill...

 

[PCTC2]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: you talk first
You: except there's a problem
You: you already talked first
Stranger: curses
Stranger: you win this time
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[Teffik]

Originally posted by: RedArmy
Stranger: Hi
You: Good day
Stranger: how's it going?
You: oh ya know
Stranger: some good, some bad?
You: yeah, can't have one without the other
You: you?
Stranger: meh pretty bad, but manageble
You: Well, you aren't alone I'm sure
You: good thing they invented omegle so we can talk about such things
Stranger: no emo crap tho
You: better not be
Stranger: oh yeah omegle is pretty cool indeed
You: This is the single longest convo I've had thus far
You: congratulations on being that person
Stranger: oh, you must've ran into quite a lot of those peope
You: *disconnected*
Stranger: yea
You: 1 minute max
You: kinda pointless, maybe I'll post this in the Omegle thread on Anandtech
Stranger: well it does seem like it attracts a lot of people with... ahem, smaller social skills
You: Apparently it gets a lot of people from foreign countries...for whatever reason that may be
Stranger: really? hmm I wonder how could one tell?
You: Kinda hard to talk with someone that doesn't know how to speak the language, much less type it
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: well english is pretty much the standard tho in most countries as second language
You: Obviously not a problem for you. You see to have a death grip on the English language
Stranger: death grip? Whatcha talking about? I'm already getting ready to piledrive it!
You:
You: well, guess they haven't incorporated emoticons in yet
Stranger: was thinking the same thing right now
Stranger:
You: I'm sure they'll get around to it...this layout is too...clean
Stranger: how old is this site tho? I just found out like yesterday... and that was at like 7 in the morning...
Stranger: not much attention span from me then... if at all
You: Well, I discovered it 10 minutes ago through a thread on a forum I'm a part of
Stranger: Anandtech? that site about component reviews and such?
You: yeah man, the most badass tech forum on the intertubes
Connection asploded

BEAT THAT SUCKERS

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
Stranger: Good day
You: how's it going?
Stranger: oh ya know
You: some good, some bad?
Stranger: yeah, can't have one without the other
Stranger: you?
You: meh pretty bad, but manageble
Stranger: Well, you aren't alone I'm sure
Stranger: good thing they invented omegle so we can talk about such things
You: no emo crap tho
Stranger: better not be
You: oh yeah omegle is pretty cool indeed
Stranger: This is the single longest convo I've had thus far
Stranger: congratulations on being that person
You: oh, you must've ran into quite a lot of those peope
Stranger: *disconnected*
You: yea
Stranger: 1 minute max
Stranger: kinda pointless, maybe I'll post this in the Omegle thread on Anandtech
You: well it does seem like it attracts a lot of people with... ahem, smaller social skills
Stranger: Apparently it gets a lot of people from foreign countries...for whatever reason that may be
You: really? hmm I wonder how could one tell?
Stranger: Kinda hard to talk with someone that doesn't know how to speak the language, much less type it
You: yeah
You: well english is pretty much the standard tho in most countries as second language
Stranger: Obviously not a problem for you. You see to have a death grip on the English language
You: death grip? Whatcha talking about? I'm already getting ready to piledrive it!
Stranger:
Stranger: well, guess they haven't incorporated emoticons in yet
You: was thinking the same thing right now
You:
Stranger: I'm sure they'll get around to it...this layout is too...clean
You: how old is this site tho? I just found out like yesterday... and that was at like 7 in the morning...
You: not much attention span from me then... if at all
Stranger: Well, I discovered it 10 minutes ago through a thread on a forum I'm a part of
You: Anandtech? that site about component reviews and such?
Stranger: yeah man, the most badass tech forum on the intertubes
Connection asploded.

Why did the connection asplode? Were we having a much too decent conversation compared with the average *insert dumb topic here*?

 

[frostedflakes]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Do you know of smittens and turf grass?
You: YOU JUST LOST THE GAME
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[octopus41092]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi!
Stranger: hi there
You: so what u up to?
Stranger: DO U LIEK MUDKIPZ?
You: YES OMGZOROS THEY'RE AWESOME!
Stranger: cool
You: do you like penis?
Stranger: MOAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: ??????????????????-^*''''*^~^*'''*^-??
??????????????.?-^*''::::::::::???-~-??~-*-??-^*~~-??
????????????..?-^*''::::???-::::??-~~-??::~-??::::/:::-~^:*^-?
???????????.?-*':::::::::?-^*::-??:::~-??::-?:\:::\:/::????-~:::::'
??????????.../::::::::?-~^^::::^~-?:*-?::\::|:?-*-?/?:::::::::::??-::'
??????????../::::::::/::-~~-??::-?::'\::|??-*' . . . . *-?::::???-~^:::|
??????????.|::::::::~~-??____???-~^* . . . . . . . . *-?:::::::-?\:|
??????????.|:::::?-^*''¯ . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .'\::::^-?:-?
??????????.|::::'| . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .'|::::~-??:'|
??????????..\:::'| . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . \:::~-???:|
???????????\::'| . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .\:::::::?-'?
???????????.*-| . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ??-~~~~-?? . . .'\::::/ /''\'
???????????...-| . ??-~~~~-? . . . . ?-*?-^*''o¯¯'''''*' . . . \:/ / . | |
???????????...'\| .*^^*'''¯o¯'''*-? . . . ,''*^~~^*'' . . . . . . | .\*-? '|
???????????.....| . *^~~-~^*'' .| . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .| ./-~./
????????????.\'| . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .'| . . /'
????????????...| . . . . . . .?- ' . . . .*^? . . . . . . . . . . '|*^*' I'm Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC..
?????????????*-? . . . . . \?-??_??-^^-* . . . . . . . . . . .'| ........Why don't you have a seat over there
??????????????\ . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . '|
??????????????.'\ . . . ??_??-~--~^*''''''. . . . . . . . . / .
??????????????...\ . . . .''*^~~~^^* . . . . . . . . . '/ . . \-?-?
???????????????.''-? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .?-* . . . | . \''*-??
????????????????.*-? . . . . . . . . . . . . ??-^'' . . . . / . . '\;;;;*^-??
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You: OMG NOT CHRIS HANSEN!
You have disconnected.

 

[sciwizam]

Originally posted by: arrfep
Which one of you was this??

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hello
Stranger: ANAL SEX
You: YES!
Stranger: ANAL SEX
You: ATOT?
Stranger: ANAL SEX
You: /b?
Stranger: ANAL SEX
You: misc?
Stranger: ANAL SEX
You: WBC?
Stranger: ANAL SEX
You: I sense a pattern here
Stranger: ANAL SEX
You: Gimme an A!
Stranger: ANAL SEX ?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Just made me crack up! :laugh:

 

[RedArmy]

Originally posted by: Teffik
*stuff*

SEE ATOT, THIS IS HOW WE RECRUIT PEOPLE. BY BEING RESPECTFUL TOWARDS ONE ANOTHER. AND USING CAPS LOCK.

 

[sciwizam]

Originally posted by: Teffik

Originally posted by: RedArmy
*snip*

*snip*
Why did the connection asplode? Were we having a much too decent conversation compared with the average *insert dumb topic here*?

:Q Run RedArmy, Run!

 

[RedArmy]

Originally posted by: sciwizam

Originally posted by: Teffik

Originally posted by: RedArmy
*snip*

*snip*
Why did the connection asplode? Were we having a much too decent conversation compared with the average *insert dumb topic here*?

:Q Run RedArmy, Run!

This is a success! No time to be running. Get out there and recruit members!