Wife is finally free -- UPDATE 10/9

[Fenixgoon]

shame on you all for not asking the most important question you could in this thread.

pics of wife?

 

[lxskllr]

No, you are still considered a member even if you stop attending church. This means "visiting teachers" will attempt to contact you and visit occasionally and missionaries will come to your door expecting to be fed since you're listed as a member.

Have you fed many mercenaries over the years?

 

[IronWing]

So are the other wives still in?

 

[busydude]

So are the other wives still in?

Can Mormon women have multiple husbands?

 

[IronWing]

Can Mormon women have multiple husbands?

Why would anyone want more than one Mormon husband?

 

[child of wonder]

Have you fed many mercenaries over the years?

We offered them Benadryl, coffee, and X every time they came over but they never accepted. Weird.

 

[MagnusTheBrewer]

Does she belong to any christian sect?

Most Christians do not recognize Mormons as being Christian.

 

[lxskllr]

Can Mormon women have multiple husbands?

That's not how it works. It was made to bang lots of WOMEN. One woman having multiple husbands goes against that foundation :^D

 

[punjabiplaya]

We offered them Benadryl, coffee, and X every time they came over but they never accepted. Weird.

lol, I have a Mormon friend, I should stop offering him alcohol and offer him those instead

 

[waffleironhead]

We offered them Benadryl, coffee, and X every time they came over but they never accepted. Weird.

Wat? no benadryl?

http://www.theonion.com/articles/mormon-teen-loses-inhibitions-after-third-benadryl,326/

this story makes more sense now, or less maybe.

 

[child of wonder]

That's not how it works. It was made to bang lots of WOMEN. One woman having multiple husbands goes against that foundation :^D

But if the government won't let you be a state, god just calls up on the hot line and says the whole polygamy thing was a mistake.

Same with blacks not being allowed to hold official positions in the church until after the Civil Rights movement.

So if god just bows down to whatever popular opinion is, why don't we all have houses full of bi-sexual super models that love to cook, give massages, and swallow?

 

[child of wonder]

Wat? no benadryl?

http://www.theonion.com/articles/mormon-teen-loses-inhibitions-after-third-benadryl,326/

this story makes more sense now, or less maybe.

Members aren't supposed to partake in anything that can alter their clarity of mind. This includes caffeine, alcohol, and some OTC medications.

 

[MagnusTheBrewer]

But if the government won't let you be a state, god just calls up on the hot line and says the whole polygamy thing was a mistake.

Same with blacks not being allowed to hold official positions in the church until after the Civil Rights movement.

So if god just bows down to whatever popular opinion is, why don't we all have houses full of bi-sexual super models that love to cook, give massages, and swallow?

Hey, if anyone could have that, what would be the incentive for being a politician?

 

[busydude]

It was made to bang lots of WOMEN. One woman having multiple husbands goes against that foundation :^D

So.. just like most religions women have no say. :\

 

[lxskllr]

So.. just like most religions women have no say. :\

In all seriousness, the original religious rules were put in place to make a lot of workers, and warriors. Fucking a lot, and making lots of kids furthered that goal, and made some kind of sense at the time. Mormonism is the 19th century version of Scientology. It's just a scam to enrich one person, and for some reason, it took off.

 

[Greenman]

I didn't know you had to resign from the church. Don't you just stop attending? Or does that look bad on your resume?

 

[Tim_Derr]

Can Mormon men have multiple husbands?

looking to join?

 

[busydude]

looking to join?

I see what you did there.

 

[repoman0]

haha

Giorgio is great.

 

[lupi]

/golfclap

 

[Mr. Lennon]

Most Christians do not recognize Mormons as being Christian.

Same shit, just slightly different smell.

 

[postmortemIA]

to reinstate what others have asked:

what about your other wives...

 

[MichaelD]

Wow, so you were too busy to send in A LETTER to get YOUR WIFE FREE, from some cult. And you feel this is newsworthy, why, exactly?

You were held powerless by YOU. I laugh out loud (notice I didn't use LOL, but took the time to type it out) at how mentally crippled you are.

Organized religion is for weak people, period, dot.

So glad you could get your WIFE away from the evil, polygamist, child abusing bad aliens. Or something. Congrats on actually realizing you weren't physically incarcerated behind bars. And welcome to 2011. Joseph Smith Jr. says hi.

 

[Miramonti]

Wow, so you were too busy to send in A LETTER to get YOUR WIFE FREE, from some cult. And you feel this is newsworthy, why, exactly?

You were held powerless by YOU. I laugh out loud (notice I didn't use LOL, but took the time to type it out) at how mentally crippled you are.

Organized religion is for weak people, period, dot.

So glad you could get your WIFE away from the evil, polygamist, child abusing bad aliens. Or something. Congrats on actually realizing you weren't physically incarcerated behind bars. And welcome to 2011. Joseph Smith Jr. says hi.

Society is an organized religion, some just subscribe to a different sect.

 

[GodlessAstronomer]

Society is an organized religion, some just subscribe to a different sect.

no