Sorry dude but you're off-the-wall, out-of-this-world amazing (I could have used a few expletives but they would have been wasted on you).
You have joined a select group of what I like to call "Internet fools" who don't have a "filter" to know when to stop. I try my best to keep my private life ... PRIVATE. You (and the rest of the "fools" feel (for some bizarre reason) that it is necessary to post any/all personal information on the Internet. Why? Why would you want to do this? Who would care or want to know this? Does it make yourself feel better to air your (and your wife's) VERY personal information for THOUSANDS OF TOTAL STRANGERS to see?
I have to wonder about the Child of Wonder ...
I am outa here to places were sanity (and common sense) reign ...