Why do Americans hate Canadians?

[KeithTalent]

Originally posted by: Chaotic42

Originally posted by: KeithTalent

Originally posted by: Chaotic42
I don't hate Canadians. I love Due South and Survivor Man, plus I'd like to visit Banff. Canadians are cool.

You guys just need to drop the extra "U"s.

No u

KT

Do you get a bulk discount for buying them on Canadian Wheel of Fortune?

Nah, Trebek smuggles them back across the border for us.

KT

 

[OCGuy]

I was in Mexico and a Canadian told me an extremely funny joke about French Canadians. Racist as all hell.....

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: OCguy
I was in Mexico and a Canadian told me an extremely funny joke about French Canadians. Racist as all hell.....

"French Canadian" is a race?

 

[KeithTalent]

Originally posted by: nakedfrog

Originally posted by: OCguy
I was in Mexico and a Canadian told me an extremely funny joke about French Canadians. Racist as all hell.....

"French Canadian" is a race?

Beat me to it.

Post the joke please!

KT

 

[Red Dawn]

I don't hate Canadians.

 

[Ronstang]

Originally posted by: KeithTalent

Originally posted by: Aikouka
We don't hate you, eh? We just like to make fun of everything that you're aboot because it's easy. Remember that nerdy kid in high school that never fought back? That's Canada, eh!

No need to get all personal man.

KT

He is a not totally correct either. The Canadians were fine during WWII it wasn't until the conflict was over and the French in them took control.

 

[TreyRandom]

Because they think we shouldn't have hockey... particularly the South.

 

[KeithTalent]

Originally posted by: TreyRandom
Because they think we shouldn't have hockey... particularly the South.

Hockey in the South is a tad strange, I must say.

KT

 

[Nik]

Originally posted by: Crono
We don't. Or i don't.

Agreed.

Why, though, do Canadians hate Americans?

 

[KeithTalent]

Originally posted by: Nik

Originally posted by: Crono
We don't. Or i don't.

Agreed.

Why, though, do Canadians hate Americans?

We don't. Or I don't.

KT

 

[Greenman]

Originally posted by: TreyRandom
Because they think we shouldn't have hockey... particularly the South.

You're on very thin ice my friend. Bad mouth hockey and those easy going Canadians will fuck you up.

 

[sandorski]

Originally posted by: Greenman

Originally posted by: TreyRandom
Because they think we shouldn't have hockey... particularly the South.

You're on No ice my friend. Bad mouth hockey and those easy going Canadians will fuck you up.

fixed for geographic accuracy

 

[Fayd]

yeah, and their beer sucks too.

 

[KeithTalent]

Originally posted by: Fayd
yeah, and their beer sucks too.

Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa....shut up.

KT

 

[manowar821]

Because they're retarded?

 

[KeithTalent]

Originally posted by: manowar821
Because they're retarded?

Americans are retarded?

KT

 

[SlitheryDee]

I only trust people who are within smacking distance.

 

[manowar821]

Originally posted by: KeithTalent

Originally posted by: manowar821
Because they're retarded?

Americans are retarded?

KT

No, Americans who hate Canada are retarded.

 

[Nik]

Originally posted by: KeithTalent

Originally posted by: Nik

Originally posted by: Crono
We don't. Or i don't.

Agreed.

Why, though, do Canadians hate Americans?

We don't. Or I don't.

KT

You filthy kanuck! Who gave you permission to speak to an American! Down on your face and grovel for your life, peasant!

j/k








































(but your beer really does suck balls)

 

[KeithTalent]

Originally posted by: manowar821

Originally posted by: KeithTalent

Originally posted by: manowar821
Because they're retarded?

Americans are retarded?

KT

No, Americans who hate Canada are retarded.

Ahh, I see. thanks for clarifying.

KT

 

[KeithTalent]

Originally posted by: Nik

Originally posted by: KeithTalent

Originally posted by: Nik

Originally posted by: Crono
We don't. Or i don't.

Agreed.

Why, though, do Canadians hate Americans?

We don't. Or I don't.

KT

You filthy kanuck! Who gave you permission to speak to an American! Down on your face and grovel for your life, peasant!

j/k








































(but your beer really does suck balls)

I don't know man, I had a dozen or so PBRs one time, back when I was underage, in a bar in the US and I'm still trying to get the taste out of my mouth.

KT

 

[shadow9d9]

Americans hate everyone...

 

[Muadib]

I was crazy about the first Canadian I met. Because of her, I have :heart: Canada ever since.

 

[destrekor]

Originally posted by: KeithTalent

Originally posted by: Nik

Originally posted by: KeithTalent

Originally posted by: Nik

Originally posted by: Crono
We don't. Or i don't.

Agreed.

Why, though, do Canadians hate Americans?

We don't. Or I don't.

KT

You filthy kanuck! Who gave you permission to speak to an American! Down on your face and grovel for your life, peasant!

j/k








































(but your beer really does suck balls)

I don't know man, I had a dozen or so PBRs one time, back when I was underage, in a bar in the US and I'm still trying to get the taste out of my mouth.

KT

That's because you were doing it wrong.

To drink REAL American beer, is to have yourself a fine Samuel Adams.
I mean, you know it's gotta be a delicious American brew when it's named after a great man. Who brewed beer. For the deliciousness.

 

[KeithTalent]

Originally posted by: destrekor

Originally posted by: KeithTalent
I don't know man, I had a dozen or so PBRs one time, back when I was underage, in a bar in the US and I'm still trying to get the taste out of my mouth.

KT

That's because you were doing it wrong.

To drink REAL American beer, is to have yourself a fine Samuel Adams.
I mean, you know it's gotta be a delicious American brew when it's named after a great man. Who brewed beer. For the deliciousness.

I quite like Fat Tire and a very large number of the Rogue brews. There are other American beers I like, but I just can't recall the names of them right now.

KT