Why do Americans hate Canadians?

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: nakedfrog

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: nakedfrog

Originally posted by: KeithTalent
Our customs may seem foreign and scary to you, but once you have come here and partaken in the "poutine dance" as I call it, you will begin to feel the way of the Can'eh'dians.

KT

I'm all aquiver.

pic? :Q

Before or after I have been anointed with gravy?

is there a "both" option? :evil:

 

[Wag]

Because they live on the wrong side of 'The Falls"...

 

[Perknose]

American is the loud, large-breasted, self-absorbed diva who casually spreads the clap and broken hearts in her drunken wake, never seeming to notice. And yet, everyone admits that the sex was fantastic while it lasted.

Canada is the polite but prim and essentially repressed librarian who doesn't actually tell you to not to make so much noise, although you just know she'd like to. Sure, she's knowledgeable and helpful. No one can better steer you through the deliberately opaque Dewey Decimal system (thought by some to have originally been a dark masonic plot to sap our manly optimism), but, really, Gladys, where's the adventure and excitement?

We Americas simply don't accept the concept of Canada as a separate, sovereign country. We feel that Canadians are merely Americans who haven't quite embraced their inner Social Darwinist yet.

No one abroad ever shouts, "Canadians Go Home!" How can we respect that?

 

[Q]

Originally posted by: Newbian

Originally posted by: KeithTalent
:brokenheart:

KT

We are jealous of your one tank.

Fixed

 

[sandorski]

Jealousy and Fear of The Tank.

 

[nutxo]

4 years in the miltary and Ive been all over the owrld. Canada was the only place my ship and my person were attacked. :shocked:

 

[sandorski]

Originally posted by: JTsyo
Just some sibling rivalry. Though we'll never forgive you for not joining us in the War of 1812. It just broke our hearts. Why wouldn't you want to be free of that tyrant queen?

Oh, we joined you, just not on the same side. 😛:laugh:

 

[KeithTalent]

Originally posted by: Perknose
American is the loud, large-breasted, self-absorbed diva who casually spreads the clap and broken hearts in her drunken wake, never seeming to notice. And yet, everyone admits that the sex was fantastic while it lasted.

Canada is the polite but prim and essentially repressed librarian who doesn't actually tell you to not to make so much noise, although you just know she'd like to. Sure, she's knowledgeable and helpful. No one can better steer you through the deliberately opaque Dewey Decimal system (thought by some to have originally been a dark masonic plot to sap our manly optimism), but, really, Gladys, where's the adventure and excitement?

We Americas simply don't accept the concept of Canada as a separate, sovereign country. We feel that Canadians are merely Americans who haven't quite embraced their inner Social Darwinist yet.

No one abroad ever shouts, "Canadians Go Home!" How can we respect that?

Nice Perk, well done! :thumbsup: :beer:

KT

 

[KeithTalent]

Originally posted by: nutxo
4 years in the miltary and Ive been all over the owrld. Canada was the only place my ship and my person were attacked. :shocked:

Those Newfies can be rough, be careful over there.

KT

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: Quintox

Originally posted by: Newbian

Originally posted by: KeithTalent
:brokenheart:

KT

We are jealous of your one tank.

Fixed

alright, funny story, i was listening to a Canadian rock station and they were ranting that a story on Fox News made fun of their military, saying it's so small that we forget it's there.

so the Canadian dj says, "Americans, they should talk, most of them still think Obama is muslim"


:Q

 

[sandorski]

Originally posted by: SlowSpyder
I love our hat. :thumbsup:

We love our Ass, it's nice and roundish. Our Dick could use some Viagra though, but it's a decent size, just ask Cuba.

 

[So]

We don't hate you, we just love to make fun of you. One look at what Americans say about other nationalities lets you know that we have a deep affection for our neighbor to the north.

That said, you guys talk funny and have a feeble military.

 

[imported_Champ]

I'm not sure

why can't we be friends?

 

[CKent]

Tradewinds blow poutine farts south :|

 

[RadiclDreamer]

For me its something aboot the way they speak 😉

 

[Q]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: Quintox

Originally posted by: Newbian

Originally posted by: KeithTalent
:brokenheart:

KT

We are jealous of your one tank.

Fixed

alright, funny story, i was listening to a Canadian rock station and they were ranting that a story on Fox News made fun of their military, saying it's so small that we forget it's there.

so the Canadian dj says, "Americans, they should talk, most of them still think Obama is muslim"


:Q

TREASON!!!

 

[zanejohnson]

i have no problems with them...

i dont understand why americans hate mexicans either...

and i ABSOLUTELY HATE when people bitch about immigration, or illegal immigrants... its like they forgot about how there very own ancestors got here in the first place...they didnt go throught any process of becoming a natural citizen with the native people of this land...lol... i actually think it would be so ironic if Mexico did it to us, just came in and took over and moved all the US citizens to "reservations." but it would suit us right...

 

[WraithETC]

A thread in that hat is speaking again, better pull it out.

 

[Chaotic42]

I don't hate Canadians. I love Due South and Survivor Man, plus I'd like to visit Banff. Canadians are cool.

You guys just need to drop the extra "U"s. 😛

 

[SlowSpyder]

Originally posted by: sandorski

Originally posted by: SlowSpyder
I love our hat. :thumbsup:

We love our Ass, it's nice and roundish. Our Dick could use some Viagra though, but it's a decent size, just ask Cuba.

I live not too far from where the poop would come out. 🙁

 

[Rogeee]

We don't hate the Canucks, we hate the French who just happen to live in Canada 😛

 

[KeithTalent]

Originally posted by: Chaotic42
I don't hate Canadians. I love Due South and Survivor Man, plus I'd like to visit Banff. Canadians are cool.

You guys just need to drop the extra "U"s. 😛

No u

KT

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: zanejohnson
i have no problems with them...

i dont understand why americans hate mexicans either...

and i ABSOLUTELY HATE when people bitch about immigration, or illegal immigrants... its like they forgot about how there very own ancestors got here in the first place...they didnt go throught any process of becoming a natural citizen with the native people of this land...lol... i actually think it would be so ironic if Mexico did it to us, just came in and took over and moved all the US citizens to "reservations." but it would suit us right...

So you're not familiar with Ellis Island? Unless you think most Americans are descended from the original settlers...
And the Spaniards took the land from the indigenous people down there, so don't act like Mexico is any more entitled to our land than we are. Ignorant though processes FTL.

 

[Chaotic42]

Originally posted by: KeithTalent

Originally posted by: Chaotic42
I don't hate Canadians. I love Due South and Survivor Man, plus I'd like to visit Banff. Canadians are cool.

You guys just need to drop the extra "U"s. 😛

No u

KT

Do you get a bulk discount for buying them on Canadian Wheel of Fortune?

 

[sandorski]

Originally posted by: SlowSpyder

Originally posted by: sandorski

Originally posted by: SlowSpyder
I love our hat. :thumbsup:

We love our Ass, it's nice and roundish. Our Dick could use some Viagra though, but it's a decent size, just ask Cuba.

I live not too far from where the poop would come out. 🙁

Houston?