What do you consider a manly suicide ?

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us3rnotfound

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Originally posted by: nick1985
Getting down on your knees, and slamming your forehead into the cement sidewalk.

:thumbsup:

I believe you meant "concrete," and not "cement."
 

IGBT

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Originally posted by: us3rnotfound
Originally posted by: nick1985
Getting down on your knees, and slamming your forehead into the cement sidewalk.

:thumbsup:

I believe you meant "concrete," and not "cement."


..mabe he meant the curb.

 

biggestmuff

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Originally posted by: LoKe
You can't be a complete pussy and slit your own wrists. I bet that shit hurts big time.

Why the fuxk would it matter. When you're dead...you're dead. There will be no memory of the pain.
 

biggestmuff

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All of you guys have it wrong. To be manly, you don't just commit suicide. That's going out like a bitch.

To do it properly, you have to enter a situation where you know two thing will occur:

1.) That you will not live through the event
2.) That you will save someone else's life.

Selflessness. That's the fact, Jack.

That's the proper way to die like a man.
 

KingTech

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Driving Bugatti on a highway ,speed 417 kph ( like what Jeremy Clarkson has done, top gear) then crash into 2meters-wide cement wall.
It would be quick,amazing,and perfect.
 

BrownTown

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Playing WOW for three days straight without sleeping till you die of a caffeine induced heart attack!!
 

Kaspian

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Originally posted by: dingnecros

Now what would the ATOT crowd consider the most manly way to commit suicide? :confused:

The most manly way to kill yourself? There is no such a thing. Man up and deal with your problems or seek profesional help.

 

Gooberlx2

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My wife was a paramedic. She told me that, in her experience, Men usually choose a destructive messy route (shooting, jumping, hanging) because they're effective methods....usually very "final" on the first try. Women choose methods that leave windows of opportunity for survival (pills, cutting) as suicide is much about attention and crying for help than a "solution".

this report is pretty interesting. Men (overwhelmingly white men) are the successful demographic by a large margin. Yet there's 3 attempts at suicide by women for every attempt by men.
 

TallBill

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1. Tie rope to fixed object
2. Lead rope through sunroof of sports car
3. Get in car
4. Buckle up!
5. Tie rope around neck
6. Drive really fast
7. Profit!

There was another funny one that I read, gonna have to research.

Apparently 3 people have tried this.

In Japan
In Illinois
In England
 

AMCRambler

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Ever seen that movie Secondhand Lions? When the two old dudes tried to fly the plane through the barn upside down! That's how I'd like to go!
 

ZzZGuy

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http://darwinawards.com/darwin/darwin1996-07.html

Some men will got to extraordinary lengths to prove how macho they are. Frenchman Pierre Pumpille recently shunted a stationary car two feet by headbutting it. "Women thought I was a god," he explained from his hospital bed.

Deity or not, however, Pumpille is a veritable girl's blouse compared to Polish farmer Krystof Azninski, who staked a strong claim to being Europe's most macho man by cutting off his own head in 1995. Azninski, 30, had been drinking with friends when it was suggested they strip naked and play some "men's games". Initially they hit each other over the head with frozen turnips, but then one man upped the ante by seizing a chainsaw and cutting off the end of his foot. Not to be outdone, Azninski grabbed the saw and, shouting "Watch this then," he swung at his own head and chopped it off.

"It's funny," said one companion, "when he was young he put on his sister's underwear. But he died like a man."



 

iamwiz82

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There was a guy in Michigan who just recently built himself a guillotine and used it to chop his head off.

Also, I have seen pics floating around the internet of a guy who chopped himself in half, at the waist, using a bandsaw. Dunno if it was real or not.
 

TallBill

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1. Go to the roof of a 30 foot building.
2. Tie 25 feet of piano wire to building and around neck.
3. Superglue hands to side of head, let dry.
4. Jump!
 

KB

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Going Scuba Diving and seeing how far you can go down before you faint and then implode.