What do you consider a manly suicide ?

[Nik]

Originally posted by: Syringer
http://www.thebestpageintheuni.../c.cgi?u=manly_suicide

Copy cat! Or is it a repost?

 

[Epic Fail]

DIAF

 

[dennilfloss]

Riding a dropped armed H-bomb and yelling Hee-Haw! like Slim Pickens. Nows that's manly.

 

[Nik]

Originally posted by: yamadakun
DIAF

Wrong, it's PTADIAF.

 

[dennilfloss]

How about choking on one's own chest hair?

 

[Mermaidman]

wtf dbl pst

 

[Mermaidman]

wow, I was wondering what's a good way to die just yesterday! :Q

Getting ripped apart by a tiger, or some other large predator (e.g. killer whale) is my top choice.

 

[LordMorpheus]

Eat a tub of beans.

Or lick a hooker's ass.

 

[The Boston Dangler]

Originally posted by: Garth

Originally posted by: Journer
seppuku

/thread

I'll see your seppuku, and raise you self-immolation.

ding ding ding we have a winner!!!

 

[Kelvrick]

Originally posted by: The Boston Dangler

Originally posted by: Garth

Originally posted by: Journer
seppuku

/thread

I'll see your seppuku, and raise you self-immolation.

ding ding ding we have a winner!!!

Only if you don't go screaming and actually stay sitting there.

Although personally I think it is anything that effects those of us still alive as little as possible. Nothing like causing traffic by jumping off a bridge or building. Don't make people clean up after you. Just go nice and cleanly.

 

[The Boston Dangler]

"Only if you don't go screaming and actually stay sitting there."

no promises.

 

[DangerAardvark]

Weird, I was just thinking about this yesterday. This is what I came up with: take a dozen sleeping pills, set yourself on fire, jump out of a plane then shoot yourself in the head before you hit the ground. Trust me, you will be totally dead.

 

[IronWing]

Chain yourself up to that machine from A Boy and His Dog.

 

[DangerAardvark]

Originally posted by: ironwing
Chain yourself up to that machine from A Boy and His Dog.

The sybian?

 

[Judgement]

I don't feel there is any manly way to commit suicide. 99% of the time it's a cop out of a life you aren't manly enough to continue on living with.

 

[IronWing]

Originally posted by: DangerAardvark

Originally posted by: ironwing
Chain yourself up to that machine from A Boy and His Dog.

The sybian?

The milking parlor

 

[IronWing]

Originally posted by: Judgement
I don't feel there is any manly way to commit suicide. 99% of the time it's a cop out of a life you aren't manly enough to continue on living with.

Look at it this way. If enough men commit suicide then the competition decreases, increasing the likelihood that you'll be able to get a big screen TV at a discount.

 

[dudeman007]

Originally posted by: CadetLee
Old age.

Working on this one...

 

[Raduque]

Originally posted by: LoKe
You can't be a complete pussy and slit your own wrists. I bet that shit hurts big time.

It depends on what you use. A suitably sharp instrument, and you'll never feel the cuts till it's too late. Use your mom's dull-ass steak knife, and yes it'll hurt like hell.

Originally posted by: andylawcc

Originally posted by: mundane

Originally posted by: andylawcc
bringing a katana into a gang-infested area.... battle them one-by-one till the end...

Never bring a knife to a gunfight.

that didn't stop Uma Thurman in Kill Bill

Nobody had guns in that movie....

Originally posted by: GuideBot

Originally posted by: yamadakun
DIAF

Wrong, it's PTADIAF.

Isn't it TPADIAF?

 

[apac]

seppuku via frisbee

 

[manlymatt83]

I'll see your <insert thing here>, and raise you:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suicide_methods

 

[So]

Manliest way?

Easy. Riding a nuke out of the belly of a B-52.

 

[FoBoT]

Originally posted by: dennilfloss
Riding a dropped armed H-bomb and yelling Hee-Haw! like Slim Pickens. Nows that's manly.

yeah, or at least a conventional bomb if no H-Bomb is available

 

[kindest]

jumping off a boat in the middle of the ocean.

 

[IGBT]

..Hara-kiri.