Went to a strip club with my guy friends, look what happened!

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isasir

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Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
Originally posted by: isasir
Originally posted by: iamme
Originally posted by: sdaccord01
Basically, I ended up paying for $80 (4 dances, $20/song).
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haha, the stripper played you, man. all the "your so handsome" talk and letting you kiss her neck. she turned a $20 lapdance into an $80 one :D
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Yup. Girl's got skillz.
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Profit ++ :D

- M4H
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One of the guys I went to Vegas with was a total rookie to the strip club scene. He ASKED a girl how much he owed her, after she'd been grinding on him for 15 min. or so. Poor guy. Must've dropped over $300 in strip clubs while we were there. Granted, I lost about the same gambling, so I guess he did better than me. :eek:
 
IHateMyJob2004

IHateMyJob2004

Lifer
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I wouldn't tell my GF/wife that this happened. Or post the encounterr on the internet for that matter.

Originally posted by: sdaccord01
Okay, so I have a GF for over 2 1/2 years, and recently things sexually have gotten very boring. Nothing really happens nowadays but she still loves me a lot, just that there's not much excitement in our relationship. So, this weekend I went to southern california with her because she had to finish a research project. She went to UCSD while she dropped me off at my sister's place in Irvine. So, I saw two of my guy friends and one of them wanted to go to a strip club. I said okay to that, since I don't think looking at a topless girls is a form of cheating. Well, anyways, I wasn't interested in a lap dance until near the end of the night when it was about to close when they were saying, "Final call for dances." One of my guy friends got one and so I got one too (from a different stripper). So, a girl asked me if I wanted to dance, and I said yes, and of course, she was feeling me up, and I think things kinda went overboard cuz I ended up kissing her on the neck once and she said, "one more," then I did it again, then she said, "another one." Her face got really close to me and she was making me feel real good and since her lips were right next to mine I kissed her (no tongue). In the beginning she was complementing on how handsome I was in the beginning and then she danced on me till it closed and when the lights turned on, she said that I look handsome even with the lights on. I just complemented her the same way, but man, not that I have feelings for the stripper but it made me wish my girlfriend could make me feel that good sometimes. Did I cheat on my girlfriend by kissing a stripper?

For reading sake, here are cliff notes:
1) Not having much of a sexual relationship with a GF, although she loves me
2) Went to SoCal with her, went to a strip club with the guys
3) Kissed a stripper while having a lap dance
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moshquerade

moshquerade

No Lifer
Nov 1, 2001
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Originally posted by: sdaccord01
Okay, so I have a GF for over 2 1/2 years, and recently things sexually have gotten very boring. Nothing really happens nowadays but she still loves me a lot, just that there's not much excitement in our relationship. So, this weekend I went to southern california with her because she had to finish a research project. She went to UCSD while she dropped me off at my sister's place in Irvine. So, I saw two of my guy friends and one of them wanted to go to a strip club. I said okay to that, since I don't think looking at a topless girls is a form of cheating. Well, anyways, I wasn't interested in a lap dance until near the end of the night when it was about to close when they were saying, "Final call for dances." One of my guy friends got one and so I got one too (from a different stripper). So, a girl asked me if I wanted to dance, and I said yes, and of course, she was feeling me up, and I think things kinda went overboard cuz I ended up kissing her on the neck once and she said, "one more," then I did it again, then she said, "another one." Her face got really close to me and she was making me feel real good and since her lips were right next to mine I kissed her (no tongue). In the beginning she was complementing on how handsome I was in the beginning and then she danced on me till it closed and when the lights turned on, she said that I look handsome even with the lights on. I just complemented her the same way, but man, not that I have feelings for the stripper but it made me wish my girlfriend could make me feel that good sometimes. Did I cheat on my girlfriend by kissing a stripper?

For reading sake, here are cliff notes:
1) Not having much of a sexual relationship with a GF, although she loves me
2) Went to SoCal with her, went to a strip club with the guys
3) Kissed a stripper while having a lap dance
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let's put it this way.


your girlfriend goes to a male strip club with a bunch of her girlfriends. she gets a male stripper to gyrate all over her and she kisses him on the neck and he starts complimenting her on how hot she is. he moves in closer and rubs his body on her and she ends up kissing him on the lips. she enjoys it, and compliments him the same way.
do you feel like she's cheated on you? do you mind that this event has occurred?

 
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classy

Lifer
Oct 12, 1999
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WELL the first thing out of your mouth is sex. 2nd you been with her for 2 1/2 years, she probably is looking for something more along the line of serious commitment. And from the demeaner of this post I would say your the boring one in the couple.
 
rh71

rh71

No Lifer
Aug 28, 2001
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Rule #1: strippers will do and say almost anything because it means more $$$$.

Rule #2: read rule #1.

Did you cheat ? only to a certain degree, but it is still cheating.
 
Aharami

Aharami

Lifer
Aug 31, 2001
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Id considering it cheating if my gf kissed someone else...no matter who it is. so yes, i think you cheated. but then again, i'd be ok with my gf going to a strip club and getting a lap dance (as long as there is no kissing and crazy touching going on). So i think you're in the clear bout getting the lapdance part
 
moshquerade

moshquerade

No Lifer
Nov 1, 2001
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Originally posted by: Electric Amish
.....and then?


My wife would have kicked my ass if I HADN"T gotten that far with a stripper. :p
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you have a real "open" relationship, eh?

you guys swing?

 
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J Heartless Slick

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Nov 11, 1999
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I go all the time. I love looking at women and drink beer.

Why would anyone be against looking at women?

Oh yeah, I have dated a dancer. Dating her was like any other relationship I have had but she had the best looking body I have ever been intimate with.
 
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Cobalt

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Apr 3, 2000
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Originally posted by: TheLonelyPhoenix
Yes.

Let me put it this way: if you tell your g/f something, and it would be grounds for an immediate break-up, its cheating.
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That could be anything when it comes to women.
 
PingSpike

PingSpike

Lifer
Feb 25, 2004
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Originally posted by: Arkitech
post jack

how do I check to see what service pack I'm running in xp
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Control Panel -> System -> General tab. Check under System info.

OP: You cheated. If you can't tell her about it, you fvcking cheated on her. Blah, blah, blah...not enough sex, boohoo...Choo choo! All aboard the justification train! Choo choo!

And as for your relationship troubles...I pretty much agree with what dderidex said. If you aren't getting enough sex for your likes, tell her that! And if you feel like she takes her work stress out on you, tell her that too! We aren't going to be able to do anything about it because we aren't your girlfriend. You can complain to us that you aren't getting enough sex all you want, but unless you want one of us to have sex with you its really kind of pointless...
 
PingSpike

PingSpike

Lifer
Feb 25, 2004
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Originally posted by: Submit
Originally posted by: MartyMcFly3
Just dont tell her about it
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Make sure she doesn't find out from your friends...people talk...
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Agreed. Kill your friends and the stripper. Its the only way to be sure.
 
OutHouse

OutHouse

Lifer
Jun 5, 2000
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Originally posted by: BigFatCow
You kissed a stripper :barf:
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yea no crap. dude that is just sick. Dont be suprised if you have a cluster of red painful sores breaking out on your lips in the next 10 days.
 
rh71

rh71

No Lifer
Aug 28, 2001
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Originally posted by: Citrix
Originally posted by: Arkitech
post jack

how do I check to see what service pack I'm running in xp
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start>run> winver
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neat trick. Can't believe XP came out in 2001... it's been soooo long.
 
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Stark

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Jun 16, 2000
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you paid $80 to get herpes... good job! Once again, proof that STD DNA > horny male DNA

if you really want an answer to this "Did I cheat on my girlfriend by kissing a stripper?" you'll need to ask your GF.
 
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