The things my customers say...

[highland145]

Customer comes in and says that her daughter went blind in one of her eyes. "She had a seizure behind the rectum of her eye and you know those rectums don't heal." Shitty deal if you ask me.

Same customer....her brother in law had a hi hernia (hiatal hernia) and it caused his colon to rupture.

I'm beginning to think she has a shitty family.

 

[Darwin333]

LOL

 

[lxskllr]

Same customer....her brother in law had a hi hernia (hiatal hernia) and it caused his colon to rupture.

I'm beginning to think she has a shitty family.

Sheesh. She has a lower GI tract fixation. I wonder how it comes to be that's the only anatomy you know of?

 

[highland145]

Sheesh. She has a lower GI tract fixation. I wonder how it comes to be that's the only anatomy you know of?

Don't think I'll pursue that line of questioning with her.

 

[WelshBloke]

I once had two women at work...

Post started off strong!

 

[Stopsignhank]

Same customer....her brother in law had a hi hernia (hiatal hernia) and it caused his colon to rupture.

I'm beginning to think she has a shitty family.

 

[highland145]

One customer had a crook in her neck and another has a fanatic nerve in her back (sciatic).

 

[Fanatical Meat]

I’m a realtor my current peeve is I get a showing request from an online source. I call, text and email multiple times to no response. I finally text hey I’m going to keep calling until you answer.
I nearly always get the same answer.
“I did it by mistake”
Really? You accidentally searched the web for a home, you sat on that website for multiple minute, you pushed a request showing button, you then entered your name, email & phone number and lastly pushed submit all by mistake?
Come on don’t lie when the truth is easier, you spoke with someone else.

 

[IronWing]

Note to self: never give a realtor my email address or cell phone number.

 

[Fanatical Meat]

Note to self: never give a realtor my email address or cell phone number.

Then you'll never see a home. Simply respond the the question, if you've reached out to your cousin's best friend who is a realtor that is fine its just business.

*Most online leads cost money its foolish to pay for one and never get a response. None of the big websites are free, Zillow is crazy expensive.

In my area Zillow cost 1k per month. 6 month minimal commitment.

 

[highland145]

Note to self: never give a realtor my email address or cell phone number.

Or a loan shark.

 

[highland145]

In my area Zillow cost 1k per month. 6 month minimal commitment.

 

[Fanatical Meat]

That's just for leads in one zip code, so answer the damn phone or reply to a damn message.

 

[highland145]

That's just for leads in one zip code, so answer the damn phone or reply to a damn message.

You should get into low finance. Some asshole pisses you off, you get to express yourself to them. Verbally, of course, but sometimes it's so satisfying.

 

[GagHalfrunt]

Note to self: never give a realtor my email address or cell phone number.

You need a note for that? I'd rather give my house key to a bookie that I owe $10,000.

 

[Fanatical Meat]

You need a note for that? I'd rather give my house key to a bookie that I owe $10,000.

Why? Do you live in a State that charges a fee to you to use a realtor? Whats with the trust issue? I only get compensated when the transaction occurs.
I will say realtors who sign every single person up for a drip mailing & email campaign are irritating.

 

[GagHalfrunt]

Whats with the trust issue? I only get compensated when the transaction occurs.

That's the trust issue. I don't want to get a 3 a.m. phone call about a lovely little 2 bedroom fortified bunker that just became available in Mosul because you've got a car payment due.

 

[Fanatical Meat]

That's the trust issue. I don't want to get a 3 a.m. phone call about a lovely little 2 bedroom fortified bunker that just became available in Mosul because you've got a car payment due.

Oh I get it, only bung holes do that.

*swear clean up edit

 

[GagHalfrunt]

Oh I get it, only bung holes do that.

*swear clean up edit

Not saying you're a bung hole, but there are plenty in real estate. And while I admire a strong work ethic I value my own peace and quiet more. Too many realtors insist upon calling every number in their contact list about every listing they can find whenever they're feeling antsy and have not made a sale in a while.

 

[highland145]

"My fever was 106 and the lowest we got it down to was 103."

IDGAD, just get your sick ass out of my office. Ugh. Time for the lysol.

 

[nakedfrog]

I was under the impression that 106º would be a pretty big issue...

 

[highland145]

I was under the impression that 106º would be a pretty big issue...

My guess is that it didn't really effect this guy that much.

 

[Darwin333]

My guess is that it didn't really effect this guy that much.

My guess is it still matter to your decision though! I'm with you btw, complete Lysol cleanse of the entire office. I'm talking full-on scorched earth mode chemical warfare.

 

[Fanatical Meat]

My guess is it still matter to your decision though! I'm with you btw, complete Lysol cleanse of the entire office. I'm talking full-on scorched earth mode chemical warfare.

Ugh reminds me of a time when I worked in wireless. Woman with 2 or 3 sick kids says after the kids literally caughed on everything. Hey dealing with chicken pox is a pain it’s been tough to make it out to pay my bill.

I’ve never had chicken pox.
I called the cleaners in for a disinfectant treatment, then called my assistant in to take over.

 

[highland145]

My guess is it still matter to your decision though! I'm with you btw, complete Lysol cleanse of the entire office. I'm talking full-on scorched earth mode chemical warfare.

Yeah, I still took his $$. I might live forever having handled that nasty crap for 30+ years.

Aren't you guys lucky?

The best are the bills that come out of the August heated bras. Thems is the best.