The things my customers say...

[brianmanahan]

Is the adopted one Asian?

 

[highland145]

It was funny.

 

[brianmanahan]

It was funny.

 

[BoomerD]

only to people with some sense of humor...probably why you didn't get it.

 

[Ichinisan]

I mean, she's adopted...

...and she switched an "L" with an "R"

So it's a possibility.

 

[brianmanahan]

only to people with some sense of humor...probably why you didn't get it.

oh i got it

i just don't have a 1930s sense of humor

 

[pcgeek11]

True but damn. And she's the one that wants to go target practising. "Can't we just shoot that .40 in the back yard?"

Like I said, future nurse (A's). Be afraid.

Surely you aren't considering letting her hold a loaded weapon?

 

[highland145]

Surely you aren't considering letting her hold a loaded weapon?

Hell effing no.

 

[highland145]

Customer told me he had a colonoscopy....they took out 2 pilots.

 

[BoomerD]

Customer told me he had a colonoscopy....they took out 2 pilots.

He could have been right........

 

[bbhaag]

So these plants need water? They're alive?

 

[BurnItDwn]

So these plants need water? They're alive?

I know you dont want to disparge your customers too much, but, does Dr. Shafty shop at your nursery?

 

[zinfamous]

So these plants need water? They're alive?

dude, this is a major missed opportunity for you:

"No, normal water will kill them. What you need is our own proprietary bbhaag mineral water super plant mix. We sell it at $5/gallon, and should be enough for ~3 months for your typical indoor plant"

--fill 20c containers with tap water, sell to dummies.

 

[snoopy7548]

dude, this is a major missed opportunity for you:

"No, normal water will kill them. What you need is our own proprietary bbhaag mineral water super plant mix. We sell it at $5/gallon, and should be enough for ~3 months for your typical indoor plant"

--fill 20c containers with tap water, sell to dummies.

"I'll even give you the ATOT discount, $6/gallon."

 

[bbhaag]

dude, this is a major missed opportunity for you:

"No, normal water will kill them. What you need is our own proprietary bbhaag mineral water super plant mix. We sell it at $5/gallon, and should be enough for ~3 months for your typical indoor plant"

--fill 20c containers with tap water, sell to dummies.

Haha I like it! We already bag our own custom blended soil for retail sales so maybe I could start selling our unfiltered well water to....hmmm now you have my entrepreneurial spirit kind of piqued.
$5/gallon might be a bit of a stretch but I bet I could slap a greenhouse label on our well water and someone would pay $1.50-$2 a gallon for it. I could call it "ALL ORGANIC GREENHOUSE WATER"!

See this is why after 9 years I keep coming back to this place even though it's not quite the same when I first joined. The amount of idea energy here in ATOT is brilliant!

EDIT: BRAINSTORM! We could have a "Bring your own jug" day and it only costs $.75/gallon. Brilliant!