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Darwin333

Lifer
Dec 11, 2006
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highland145 said:
Yeah, I still took his $$. I might live forever having handled that nasty crap for 30+ years.

Aren't you guys lucky?:D

The best are the bills that come out of the August heated bras. Thems is the best.
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Ahh yes, in Florida no less, so some really really really good ole boob sweat probably from a woman you'd never want anything to do with their boobs.
 
GagHalfrunt

GagHalfrunt

Lifer
Apr 19, 2001
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Darwin333 said:
Ahh yes, in Florida no less, so some really really really good ole boob sweat probably from a woman you'd never want anything to do with their boobs.
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I think you underestimate what some guys will put up with just to be boob-adjacent. No matter how nasty, old, sweaty and saggy a boob might be, there will be men desperate enough to sniff a $20 that had been tucked under it.
 
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lxskllr

No Lifer
Nov 30, 2004
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GagHalfrunt said:
I think you underestimate what some guys will put up with just to be boob-adjacent. No matter how nasty, old, sweaty and saggy a boob might be, there will be men desperate enough to sniff a $20 that had been tucked under it.
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Once you knock the mushrooms off, it's all good.
 
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Darwin333

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GagHalfrunt said:
I think you underestimate what some guys will put up with just to be boob-adjacent. No matter how nasty, old, sweaty and saggy a boob might be, there will be men desperate enough to sniff a $20 that had been tucked under it.
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I guess that sums up Highland to a T.
 
BoomerD

BoomerD

No Lifer
Feb 26, 2006
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GagHalfrunt said:
I think you underestimate what some guys will put up with just to be boob-adjacent. No matter how nasty, old, sweaty and saggy a boob might be, there will be men desperate enough to sniff a $20 that had been tucked under it.
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:oops:
 
zinfamous

zinfamous

No Lifer
Jul 12, 2006
111,695
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GagHalfrunt said:
I think you underestimate what some guys will put up with just to be boob-adjacent. No matter how nasty, old, sweaty and saggy a boob might be, there will be men desperate enough to sniff a $20 that had been tucked under it.
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Just think, that almost certainly would have been enough to dissuade the recent FL man from shooting up the Yoga studio. :(
 
Paladin3

Paladin3

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Mar 5, 2004
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Azuma Hazuki said:
Ahhh, yes. We refer to users like this as "throwing ID-10-T errors" internally. Mostly because they're the ones who come in with every popup and toolbar under the sun, still open, and after they "called the man from Microsoft like the sign on the screen says to and paid them $350 and the virus is still there."

while(humanity.isStupid()) {
exec("mount -o force,ro /dev/hazuki/face /mnt/desk")
}
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I had a client pay $400 to have the "microsoft guy" fix his computer when the virus gave him a phone number to call. When I told him how much it would be to actually fix his system he got angry and tried to tell me he had already paid so I should do it for free. When I later suggested he check with his bank because he gave someone his debit information over the phone he yelled very loudly in the middle of the store "HOW CAN I CHECK MY BANK ACCOUNT WITH MY COMPUTER BUSTED!" I quietly and politely said he could go to his bank in person, and that I could fix his system but was not responsible for helping him navigate life. The man was in his 40's and had brought his wife and three teenage kids in with him. The oldest looked embarrassed and I felt sorry for him. The rest acted as though it was just his normal behavior.
 
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highland145

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Ns1 said:
You could at least be a little bit grateful for the tip
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dafuq, I'm at 35% for a reason.

And sweaty tits aren't in the top 700 reasons.



Unless you'd like to do your liberal civic duty and paypal me a $$.
 
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Darwin333

Lifer
Dec 11, 2006
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highland145 said:
dafuq, I'm at 35% for a reason.

And sweaty tits aren't in the top 700 reasons.



Unless you'd like to do your liberal civic duty and paypal me a $$.
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But it's in your top 5 reasons why you DO loan money at all. Probably just below or above the 35%.
 
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IronWing

IronWing

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Jul 20, 2001
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This is an alligator juniper, named for the bark that sort of looks like alligator hide.

JuniperusDeppeanaPrescott.jpg


Among other places, it grows in the madrean forests of southeastern Arizona. There is a nature trail with a sign identifying an alligator juniper. Heard today a little further down the trail from the sign, "Look kids, you can see where an alligator rubbed the bark off this tree too."
 
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lxskllr

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Madrean forest, eh? That was a new term to me. Looking on wikipedia, it looks like the Charlie Brown forest of forests, and they don't have the julaften payoff the Charlie Brown tree had. SAD!

Oh, and most humans are dumb as chickens. The fact some made it to adulthood is as good an example as any against socialism.
 
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shortylickens

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Im pretty desperate and pathetic, but thanks to the SSRI's I no longer care about women in a desperate-horny sense.
I find I'm much more objective now.
 
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whm1974

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Paladin3 said:
I had a client pay $400 to have the "microsoft guy" fix his computer when the virus gave him a phone number to call. When I told him how much it would be to actually fix his system he got angry and tried to tell me he had already paid so I should do it for free. When I later suggested he check with his bank because he gave someone his debit information over the phone he yelled very loudly in the middle of the store "HOW CAN I CHECK MY BANK ACCOUNT WITH MY COMPUTER BUSTED!" I quietly and politely said he could go to his bank in person, and that I could fix his system but was not responsible for helping him navigate life. The man was in his 40's and had brought his wife and three teenage kids in with him. The oldest looked embarrassed and I felt sorry for him. The rest acted as though it was just his normal behavior.
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I still can't believe that people still fall for this scam. Good thing my dad's computer isn't running Windows, his wife might fall for this.
 
highland145

highland145

Lifer
Oct 12, 2009
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Well, shit me. Here's a new one. Some years back, one of my customers, (85y.o.) got married to a 90 y.o. guy...anywho, he died. Having a conversation with one of my other long time peeps and she tells me that my customer is her grandmother's sister...and the uncles claims that she has a "white liver."

White liver refers to a condition characterized by sexual excess and a wasting to death of sexual partners.

My 85 y.o. customer had 4 husbands.
 
Zanovar

Zanovar

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highland145 said:
Well, shit me. Here's a new one. Some years back, one of my customers, (85y.o.) got married to a 90 y.o. guy...anywho, he died. Having a conversation with one of my other long time peeps and she tells me that my customer is her grandmother's sister...and the uncles claims that she has a "white liver."

White liver refers to a condition characterized by sexual excess and a wasting to death of sexual partners.

My 85 y.o. customer had 4 husbands.
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hahahah
 
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