The object to your left is your weapon of choice in the upcoming zombie apocolypse.

[CrackRabbit]

I've got a Dell D620 and a screwdriver. Lets hope that the Latitudes are as sturdy as they claim.

 

[jlee]

Dammit, I saw this on another forum and should've strategically placed an item in anticipation of this thread!

I have nothing to my left..I cleaned my room...hah. Well, except a subwoofer, laser printer, headphones, and a few folded towels..

 

[lxskllr]

How far away? I have knives in my pocket, wood carving knives within 2', a fireplace poker within 3', and a stack of bricks within 2'.

 

[jlee]

How far away? I have knives in my pocket, wood carving knives within 2', a fireplace poker within 3', and a stack of bricks within 2'.

Good question. Technically, my long gun collection is on my left side... >.>

 

[dawp]

Dammit, I saw this on another forum and should've strategically placed an item in anticipation of this thread!

I have nothing to my left..I cleaned my room...hah. Well, except a subwoofer, laser printer, headphones, and a few folded towels..

those aren't wet towels, are they? you could snap them to death.

 

[jlee]

those aren't wet towels, are they? you could snap them to death.

Nope..they're a stack of freshly washed/dried folded towels that I haven't put away yet.

 

[highland145]

Nope..they're a stack of freshly washed/dried folded towels that I haven't put away yet.

You get a pass because of the surgery.

 

[AMCRambler]

 

[Lamont Burns]

a 'Payment Request & Approval Requirements' stamp.

Take that to the forehead! gyut gyut! - dead

 

[Bill Brasky]

Hmm not looking good unless the zombies want to be extra shiny.

 

[JimmiG]

some unused dog poop bags, my cellphone (not pictured for obvious reasons), a handkerchief, digi cam, mp3 player, USB memory, (I just emptied my pockets before I sat down at the computer), bottlecap from a wine bottle, cordless phone and a two-octave midi keyboard. I'm pretty much f*cked

At lest I'll be able to take photos and record video of my death, and maybe even play a little song as I'm being torn apart and eaten alive.

 

[BlueAcolyte]

A decent sized English textbook... Good for the first few. Also, my entire computer. Can probably bash some heads in with the case panels.

 

[zinfamous]

I'm fucked:

 

[zinfamous]

but next to that, i do have this:

and further to the left, a liquid nitrogen canister. I can use that to freeze the zombies. :hmm: would last for ~2.3 zombies.

 

[zinfamous]

Really? That's all I get?

Maybe I get to call in an airstrike or something.

Wait, no. Pandora - I can start playing Thriller. Then I can walk away from the dancing zombie horde.

does it have a pop-out tazer like James Bond's cell phone?

 

[amdhunter]

A pillow...

 

[zinfamous]

was it assembled in China? You could kill them with battery acid, explosion and lead poisoning...

 

[adairusmc]

Just the bottom piece without the antenna, but that doesnt change the fact that I would be screwed.

/Unless the zombies want intarwebs though a little foliage.

 

[dfuze]

Calc worksheets, I pray that it bores them to life so they are easier to kill with a pencil to the heart.

 

[OVerLoRDI]

Office copy machine. Something in it has to be dangerous...

 

[Mr. Pedantic]

 

[Inspector Jihad]

a couch pillow

 

[Harrod]

 

[Scouzer]

 

[AFurryReptile]

How far away? I have knives in my pocket, wood carving knives within 2', a fireplace poker within 3', and a stack of bricks within 2'.

I would think it would need to be within grabbing distance for if, you know, a zombie just APPEARED BEHIND YOU!!

That being said, I now have the ultimate of zombie-fighting weapons to my left. An electric guitar