The object to your left is your weapon of choice in the upcoming zombie apocolypse.

[Crono]

Let's see:

I have either jars of GI biopsies in formalin, a highlighter, Post-Its, or a stapler.

I guess the stapler could do for skull bashing zombies.
Obviously not my preference.

 

[zinfamous]

well, at least you'll be having safe zombie sex.

 

[MovingTarget]

I have a big blue couch pillow and a go-duster that I got as part of a woot bag-of-crap many moons ago. I'm zombie food.

 

[IronWing]

Zombies gonna get it. This is to my left.

 

[Jeff7]

Awesome....lactase tablets. 9000 FCC lactase units per pill.

Looks like the zombies that eat me won't have to suffer much bloating or diarrhea.

 

[DangerAardvark]

...I'm fucked.

 

[IronWing]

...I'm fucked.

Let me pick your brain a second.

 

[MarkXIX]

I had one of these immediately to my left on Saturday.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/6b/M1117_Armored_Security_Vehicle.jpg

 

[Scouzer]

well, at least you'll be having safe zombie sex.

zombie viruses are transmitted sexually. everyone knows this. ill be safe.

 

[n7]

Big CRT TV i could toss @ the first ones...

Then the lamp pole would work decently for a bit.

 

[DangerAardvark]

Let me pick your brain a second.

Maybe I could team up with the guy with the electric guitar. Zombies can't stand Stairway to Heaven.

 

[ultimatebob]

Dammit... all I have is a Wii remote, an Acer Aspire netbook, and a spray bottle. I'm screwed.

Are you sure that I can't choose an object to my right? That's where my girlfriend is sitting, and she's a good shot!

 

[DangerAardvark]

Dammit... all I have is a Wii remote, an Acer Aspire netbook, and a spray bottle. I'm screwed.

Are you sure that I can't choose an object to my right? That's where my girlfriend is sitting, and she's a good shot!

Plus you can trip her while you're running away to buy yourself some time!

 

[GundamW]

I think I am safe. Zombie likes cookies, right?
"Hi Mr Zombieman, would you like a cookie and a cup of tea?"

 

[Schadenfroh]

There is a Zombie to my left, shit!

 

[Crono]

There is a Zombie to my left, shit!

Break his leg, steal his femur.

 

[coldmeat]

Just half a pizza.

 

[Ichinisan]

i've got a dell d620 and a screwdriver. Lets hope that the latitudes are as sturdy as they claim.

"Get dat Dell D620 outta my hedd!"

 

[Ichinisan]

Zombies gonna get it. This is to my left.

OH SHIT! A shrunken jaguar!

 

[Crono]

I think I am safe. Zombie likes cookies, right?
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No, that's vampires.

Throw in some white chocolate macadmia blood cookies into the mix, and we're good.

 

[Ichinisan]

Dammit... all I have is a Wii remote, an Acer Aspire netbook, and a spray bottle. I'm screwed.

Are you sure that I can't choose an object to my right? That's where my girlfriend is sitting, and she's a good shot!

I took the rubber condoms off mine and tied the straps together.

IMPROVISED NUNCHAKU!!!!

Even better: One Wii remote is black and one is white. Yin/Yang, baby.

 

[Rifter]

Ive got a box with the truck keys for all the trucks in my fleet, over 30 tow trucks, ranging from Ford F450 wreckers to tandem 50 ton wreckers, also a few 3 ton flat decks and a 10 ton flatdeck, and a lowbed and a volvo tractor.

Guess i would grab the keys to one of the 50 ton wrecker tandem's and go on a zombie driving killing spree. Man would that be fun.

 

[The Boston Dangler]

a pretty beefy speaker stand and a wooden baseball bat. the pool cue is good on people, not so much on zombies.

 

[ahenkel]

I could whip up a few makeshift weapons. I've got a utility knife, a dental tool, a logitech controller, a fairly heavy cast iron tea kettle, and an empty glass bottle.

 

[vbuggy]

I'm toast.

Well, at least if I put on Norah Jones or something, I'll be lights out by the time they're actually munching on my brain.

I could bludgeon them to death with the Covet, however...