The object to your left is your weapon of choice in the upcoming zombie apocolypse.

[JimmiG]

 

[SlitheryDee]

My empty dasani water bottle will be the perfect weapon.

 

[CraigRT]

1 litre 1/3 full Aquafina bottle. I'm screwed. But somewhat hydrated at least.

 

[cronos]

My Dell Streak with its 5" screen thrown at the right time at the right location might help a bit.

Or maybe not.

 

[Raduque]

Of all the garbage on the left hand section of my desk, the Gerber Multi-tool and pair of scissors would be the most useful.

Otherwise, I've got a broken Dell laptop, an unused Nintendo Wii (black), a box full of Xbox and PS3 controllers, a fork, a spoon, and a ton of papers, and some actual garbage I need to throw away.

My Ruger is on the right-hand side of my desk. =\

 

[Childs]

I have a can of Lysol, a large assortment of empty glass bottles and empty soda cans. I guess DayZ is more realistic than I thought.

 

[William Gaatjes]

A mountainbike ! I can bicycle my way out of the window ! Hooray !!



Damn...



With empty tires too... :'(

 

[Squisher]

Red Swingline Stapler.

There's a ton of ammo to my left, but my gun is behind me in the safe. Way too hot to be carrying it around when I was out in the garage.

 

[Printer Bandit]

this is on my right, does it still count?

 

[alkemyst]

Grabbing distance.

My BMW M-Power wallet, about 3 knives, 3D glasses from a junk mail, my work laptop, and my dog. To my right is a Mich Ultra, a can of compressed air, a dual xenon brinkmann light and two cats. Plus my mountain bike and a separate door out.

Fucking ready and so money.

 

[mattpegher]

My stethescope is to my left. I have accidentally clocked myself in the temple jumping up to go to a code blue and it packs quite a wallup, but I doubt it would take down a zombie.

 

[Lummex]

Final Bio Exam, wallet, phone, student ID card, keys. Dead.

 

[OVerLoRDI]

Legal pad

 

[Atomic Playboy]

A Rockstar Recovery lemonade. Well, I'm fucked, but those will be some well-caffeinated zombies.

 

[IronWing]

There is a Beausoleil CD to my left. How do zombies feel about zydeco?

 

[midwestfisherman]

Hmmmm....not good!

iPod Touch

 

[Howard]

A large format printer.

 

[Soccerman06]

Well I'm In the bathroom so tp... Do I win for having the most useless item?

 

[sdifox]

fuck me I am dead. I may as well finish this off first.

 

[Howard]

Well I'm In the bathroom so tp... Do I win for having the most useless item?

Nope. See my post.

 

[Destiny]

Two Logitech mouses... hope they're durable enough for me to use them as nunchucks!D:

 

[ultimatebob]

I have a laser pointer, a Furminator, an Acer Aspire One netbook, and a few leather belts.

Unless you're going to let me order something good from gunbroker.com before the damn zombies take out the power grid, I'm screwed.

Edit: Heh... I found my first post from about 18 months ago. That damn Acer Aspire One netbook is still on my bedstand, as worthless as ever

 

[zinfamous]

FML

 

[sdifox]

FML

maybe they all have peanut allergy :sneaky:

 

[endscape]

Well that would be my Glock 19, so I think I'm good.