The object to your left is your weapon of choice in the upcoming zombie apocolypse.

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  1. AFurryReptile

    AFurryReptile Golden Member

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  2. MJinZ

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    Dust Off Duster.

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  3. edro

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    Calculator... :(
     
  4. SunnyD

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    Really? That's all I get?

    Maybe I get to call in an airstrike or something.

    Wait, no. Pandora - I can start playing Thriller. Then I can walk away from the dancing zombie horde.
     
  5. bignateyk

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    My iPhone 4

    Looks like I won't be able to make a call for help to save my life :(
     
  6. J-Money

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    Either a computer chair or my cat.

    I'm gonna go with the cat. He is a Bengal so he should do some damage. I've felt it.
     
  7. rcpratt

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    Um, I have a small plastic water cup, a crappy old cell phone, a highlighter, and a small box of paper clips. I guess I'll use the cell phone? I'm screwed.
     
  8. sandorski

    sandorski No Lifer

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    After looking to my left and seeing what you guys have to yours, I have decided just to give into Zombification.
     
  9. Uppsala9496

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    It's either my cell phone or my english/swedish dictionary. I'd say my prospects are not looking good.
    Wait, there is a red pen on the dictionary. That might be the best option.
     
  10. Arcadio

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    Filing cabinet?

    ...I'm zombie food.
     
  12. Homerboy

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    I can either use A) a small steno notepad or B) an 18" long stainless steel ruler.
    I choose B.
     
  13. rasczak

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    Yea, um, I will be dead. My workphone is not allowed to be used for personal use.
     
  14. GuitarDaddy

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    Well, I can either pummel them with a three hole punch or I can drop a small file cabinet on their heads
     
  15. rivan

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    How do zombeis do against a thousand small cuts?

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  16. Rhezuss

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    An empty cup pf coffee...damn it!
     
  17. overst33r

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    A fat man. That should keep them busy for a while...
     
  18. Ben90

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    If its anything like L4D2, I won't even get hurt in the apocalypse.
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  19. Blackjack200

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    I'd have to choose between a roll of Scotch Tape, a stapler, some paper clips, and a street sweeper... hey, the water cooler line can get competitive :D
     
  20. loki8481

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    a (paper) coffee cup or my ipod.

    I'm fucked.
     
  21. destrekor

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    From nearest left to furthest left, I've got nothing.

    PC Speaker, tower speaker (at least the small one can be thrown?), TV (good for one dead zombie), and a box fan (maybe another?).

    There's a baseball over there somewhere... I've got a good arm but can't guarantee a shot to the face from afar, which is where I'd prefer to be with a baseball.
     
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    I have a hammer, some hard drives, and an old dead precision laptop. I figure I could throw the hard drives and the laptop, then beat them with the hammer. I might survive longer than most of you :)
     
  23. Ruptga

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    my wife :/
     
  24. waggy

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    well that will give you afew seconds of running time..


    to my left. 2 pads of paper and hammer. yeah im screwed.
     
  25. Jeeebus

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    My keys are on the desk to my left. I'm getting the *** out of here.