The object to your left is your weapon of choice in the upcoming zombie apocolypse.

[xanis]

A notepad and a pen. Unless I'm taking notes on the zombie apocalypse, I think I'm pretty screwed.

 

[ElFenix]

screwdriver, old hard drive, a power strip, and an old keyboard. and a sonicare. the sonic noise from the sonicare will resonate in their heads and make them pop. sweet!

 

[ussfletcher]

Some Middle Eastern chick.

 

[sonicdrummer20]

3 hole punch

 

[Glitchny]

A Cinnamon Bagel... I'm screwed.

 

[highland145]

Glock 27 I'm set. I store most of my firearms/ammo at my office.

 

[Krazy4Real]

I have a door to my left. I'll close it and be nice and safe.

 

[Caecus Veritas]

i sure hope those zombies like talking on the phone... in case there's more than one, i hope they like speaker mode. and then off i go through the 8th floor office window to my right.

 

[CraigRT]

Sweet... My desk phone!
If only it had the old school bells in it, would totally remind me of playing Left 4 Dead 2.
(frying pan, golf club, guitar, etc)

 

[KeithTalent]

I'll go down holding my trusty Swingline.

KT

 

[MagnusTheBrewer]

Mug of Hurt.

 

[Ichinisan]

A Wii remote.

Good for SOME kinds of zombie attacks...the virtual kind.

 

[irishScott]

20 fl oz glass. I'm running.

 

[foghorn67]

 

[Sho'Nuff]

I've got a bunch of rubber bands and ~30 sharpened penciles. If I tap my inner MacGuyver, there will 30 Zombies with one less eye (pencil slingshot FTW).

 

[GagHalfrunt]

I'll go down holding my trusty Swingline.

KT

Zombie Milton will be the one that gets you.

 

[eldorado99]

a pointy party hat. I should be ok.

 

[CZroe]

A big notebook lapboard... perfect!

 

[Cuda1447]

I have a small dog. A mini-dachshund to be exact. Hey, at least Ive got the aggressive of my two ankle biters.

 

[oddyager]

A phone, a notebook, and a banana. At least I'll enjoy one last good snack before I become one.

 

[Instan00dles]

a book on basic chinese characters, wish I was in a gun store right now instead of a library.

 

[dawp]

I have a beer bottle and a spare keyboard.

 

[manimal]

I have a dremel and mitre saw on the desk to my left. Now if were being technical I have a baseball bat and motorcycle leathers in the room as well so I could get a nice anti zombie kit together in a few minutes at the house. Now that I think about it the chainsaw in the garage would be useful as well as the various tools in the snap on tool chest.

 

[bfdd]

Weak... I'm stuck with a shitty stapler. I'd be ok if it was a good one, but this one is a piece.

 

[Kreon]

I have a paper bowl and plastic spoon, snapple bottle, and an external harddrive, a WALL-E figurine, and ~10 post it notes. I don't stand to much of a chance...

On reading that list, I need to clean my desk...