Post the WORST joke you know

[adelphi]

yo moma's so cheap she's on sale!

 

[mAdMaLuDaWg]

Originally posted by: VIAN

sex = fun
for those that don't know...

Oh man.

ROFL....

 

[toant103]

HEBREW joke.



couple been married for like 60 years. Every morning, his wife would make him a cup of coffe. One day, she stop making the coffe for her husband. He asked her why and she said the bible told her not too.

She went to her room and showed him the bible. "Hebrew not SheBrew"

 

[mAdMaLuDaWg]

Pink panther and an Ant were riding together on a motorcycle. All of the sudden, Pink Panther hit the breaks and the Ant goes flying off the motorcycle, hits the floor, and dies. Then what did Pink Panther say?



DEADANT, DEADANT, DEADANTANTANT.... (in the pink panther tune )

 

[anxi80]

why do women wear make-up and perfume??



because they're ugly and they stink!

 

[PinchyCM]

what's black and blue and doesn't like to have sex?

the boy in my trunk. ... to far?

 

[mattlear]

Q: If a man and a women need a marriage licence to get married, what do two lesbians need?
A: A Liquor license.

Q: What do you get when you cross an eskimo with a lesbian?
A: A Klondike

Q: Why did the dead baby cross the road?
A: It was stapled to the chicken

 

[Pathogen03]

Originally posted by: SWScorch


How do you make a cat go woof?
Douse him in kerosene and toss him in the fire place.



A pirate walks into a bar, and strolls up to the bar for a drink.
The bartender looks at him and says 'Did you know you have a steering wheel sticking out of your pants?"
The pirate looks at him and says "Arrrrrrrr, it's drivin me nuts!"

For the first one, its more of a *whumph*

For the second, i found that funny. Arrrr!

 

[Hossenfeffer]

Originally posted by: eLiTeGoodGuy
How do you get a retarded kid to kill himself?


Give him a knife and ask him... Who's Special?

:Q

My favorites so far:

2 fish are in a fish tank. One says to the other "you drive, I'll man the guns."

Two snowmen are standing in a field. One says to the other : "Funny, I smell carrots too".

A pirate walks into a bar, and strolls up to the bar for a drink.
The bartender looks at him and says 'Did you know you have a steering wheel sticking out of your pants?"
The pirate looks at him and says "Arrrrrrrr, it's drivin me nuts!"

A man walks into a shrink's office, wearing nothing but saran wrap. He says to the doc, "doctor, doctor, I think i'm going crazy1"

The doctor says, "well, I can see your nuts."

Two sausages are cooking in a frying pan. One sausage says, "Hey, is it just me, or is it warm in here?" To which the other sausage replies, "AAAAAHHH!!! A Talking Sausage!!!"

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

This computer's so old, it has a grandmotherboard.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Bunny farts.

 

[StinkyPinky]

A rare genetic disorder has hit France. It appears an entire generation was born with no backbone.

 

[KokomoGST]

What's the most worthless thing on a woman? (Insert your friend's name here)

 

[DurocShark]

Originally posted by: mattlear

Q: Why did the dead baby cross the road?
A: It was stapled to the chicken

Hey! That was mine! :|

 

[jyates]

Originally posted by: silverpig
How did the Georgian find his sister in the woods?



Pretty good

 

[Goosemaster]

Originally posted by: raanemaan

Originally posted by: silverpig
Dude 1: If you went camping with a bunch of guys and woke up with a condom in your ass, would you tell anyone?
Dude 2: No!
Dude 1: Wanna go camping?

LOL

LOFVCKINGL

 

[Goosemaster]

Originally posted by: kage69


How do you make your woman scream after sex?

Wipe your d!ck off on the curtains.

AHHAHAHAHAHAHHA...*pauses for air*AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA

 

[RVN]

How do you make a dead baby float? ...lift your foot off it's head and let it rise to the surface.

 

[jagec]

Originally posted by: RVN
How do you make a dead baby float? ...lift your foot off it's head and let it rise to the surface.

alternatively....

How do you make a dead baby float?

Root beer, ice cream, and 1 dead baby.

 

[RVN]

Originally posted by: jagec

Originally posted by: RVN
How do you make a dead baby float? ...lift your foot off it's head and let it rise to the surface.

alternatively....

How do you make a dead baby float?

Root beer, ice cream, and 1 dead baby.

Nice! I like it>

 

[mattlear]

Originally posted by: DurocShark

Originally posted by: mattlear

Q: Why did the dead baby cross the road?
A: It was stapled to the chicken

Hey! That was mine! :|

Hrmm, didn't see that one posted... just did a search on 'dead' in topic and still don't see it.

Here's another one:

Did you hear that Lorena Bobbitt got into a terrible car accident this morning?
Apparently, some d1ck cut her off...

 

[onza]

hey ___(name) can i buy you a drink so you look better?

 

[Ilmater]

Originally posted by: RabidMongoose
What's purple, has big feet, and smells like dung?





a banana

:thumbsup:

That joke f*cking rules!

 

[Abhi]

Great thread...

 

[bcoupland]

What do you do when you see a native indian on a bike. Go get your bike back, Dumb@ss!

What do you call two natives on a bike? Organized crime.

 

[Cooljt1]

wow i am surprised some of these are really good....and some are the worst ever

 

[OCNewbie]

Originally posted by: raanemaan
Ray putting arm around Matt says Do you know the difference between an anus and a a$$hole. Matt No. Ray says You can't put your arm arm around an anus.

Ahh, I'll have to try this one, sounds like it might bring some laughs =)