Little Ray was always obsessed with the idea of owning two thousand pink and purple polka-dotted ping pong balls. All of his life, whenever Ray would get his allowance, Ray would buy a couple more pink and purple polka-dotted ping pong balls. For his birthday, what did he ask for? two thousand pink and purple polka-dotted ping pong balls. For christmas? two thousand pink and purple polka-dotted ping pong balls. For his highschool graduation? two thousand pink and purple polka-dotted ping pong balls.
People never understood Rays obsession with the two thousand pink and purple polka-dotted ping pong balls, even though people often wondered. People would say to him, "Ray, but why do you need and want two thousand pink and purple polka-dotted ping pong balls?", and sometimes "Ray, you're wasting your life trying to get two thousand pink and purple polka-dotted ping pong balls"... but none of this mattered. He simple had to have all two thousand pink and purple polka-dotted ping pong balls, and told them that soon enough, he would tell them why he wanted them, and at that time everyone would understaand his desire for two thousand pink and purple polka-dotted ping pong balls, and not only that, but that they would be so amused by his reasoning for two thousand pink and purple polka-dotted ping pong balls that their laughter upon finding out why would be the greatest thing ever heard by humanity.
So, one friday afternoon, while going to the store to get his weekly pink and purple polkadotted ping pong balls, Ray was just walking along minding his own business, day dreaming about two thousand pink and purple polka-dotted ping pong balls, when a pink and purple polka-dotted volkswagone bug his him and broke both of his legs and causing him to have massive internal injuries. "Oh noes! My dreams of owning two thousand pink and purple polka-dotted ping pong balls is ruined!" Thought young Ray.
The ambulance soon arrive to take Ray to the hospital. When the parmedics asked Ray his name, family information, and several other questions, all he could reply was "two thousand pink and purple polka-dotted ping pong balls!". Soon becoming frustrated with the boy, and having no leads on the boy, they called in the local priest. In a town as small as this, surely the priest would know of the boy who kept proclaiming his love for two thousand pink and purple polka-dotted ping pong balls. Sure enough, he did, the priest knew exactly who the two thousand pink and purple polka-dotted ping pong balls proclaiming boy was.
As the boy lay in bed struggling to breath, the priest asked him what he can do. Little Ray said "please, fulfill my dream, bring me two thousand pink and purple polka-dotted ping pong balls!". So, the priest gathered up the town, and went to all neighboring cities to find two thousand pink and purple polka-dotted ping pong balls. When completed, they brought all two thousand pink and purple polka-dotted ping pong balls to his room, and asked anxiously "So, Ray, finally, tell us, why two thousand pink and purple polka-dotted ping pong balls"? Little Ray, face beaming with joy, said, "Finally, my dreams are complete, and I get to bring you such happiness and joy explaining why I needed these two thousand pink and purple polka-dotted ping pong balls! I needed them because" And then Ray died.
People never understood Rays obsession with the two thousand pink and purple polka-dotted ping pong balls, even though people often wondered. People would say to him, "Ray, but why do you need and want two thousand pink and purple polka-dotted ping pong balls?", and sometimes "Ray, you're wasting your life trying to get two thousand pink and purple polka-dotted ping pong balls"... but none of this mattered. He simple had to have all two thousand pink and purple polka-dotted ping pong balls, and told them that soon enough, he would tell them why he wanted them, and at that time everyone would understaand his desire for two thousand pink and purple polka-dotted ping pong balls, and not only that, but that they would be so amused by his reasoning for two thousand pink and purple polka-dotted ping pong balls that their laughter upon finding out why would be the greatest thing ever heard by humanity.
So, one friday afternoon, while going to the store to get his weekly pink and purple polkadotted ping pong balls, Ray was just walking along minding his own business, day dreaming about two thousand pink and purple polka-dotted ping pong balls, when a pink and purple polka-dotted volkswagone bug his him and broke both of his legs and causing him to have massive internal injuries. "Oh noes! My dreams of owning two thousand pink and purple polka-dotted ping pong balls is ruined!" Thought young Ray.
The ambulance soon arrive to take Ray to the hospital. When the parmedics asked Ray his name, family information, and several other questions, all he could reply was "two thousand pink and purple polka-dotted ping pong balls!". Soon becoming frustrated with the boy, and having no leads on the boy, they called in the local priest. In a town as small as this, surely the priest would know of the boy who kept proclaiming his love for two thousand pink and purple polka-dotted ping pong balls. Sure enough, he did, the priest knew exactly who the two thousand pink and purple polka-dotted ping pong balls proclaiming boy was.
As the boy lay in bed struggling to breath, the priest asked him what he can do. Little Ray said "please, fulfill my dream, bring me two thousand pink and purple polka-dotted ping pong balls!". So, the priest gathered up the town, and went to all neighboring cities to find two thousand pink and purple polka-dotted ping pong balls. When completed, they brought all two thousand pink and purple polka-dotted ping pong balls to his room, and asked anxiously "So, Ray, finally, tell us, why two thousand pink and purple polka-dotted ping pong balls"? Little Ray, face beaming with joy, said, "Finally, my dreams are complete, and I get to bring you such happiness and joy explaining why I needed these two thousand pink and purple polka-dotted ping pong balls! I needed them because" And then Ray died.
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