MrCraphead
Platinum Member
yes, good effing game.
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Post the WORST joke you know
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ucdbiendog
Platinum Member
what did the pirate say about this thread?
best thread evarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
best thread evarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
NotoriousJTC
Golden Member
This is the most hilarious thing I've ever read at 3 AM 😀 😀
This is one of my favorites. It's from PvPonline. Very subtle.
Image to comic
Image to comic
PowderBB3D
Senior member
Congratulations! Johnny, tell him what he's won:
Well Todd, our lucky contestant has won - for his disgusting and totally distasteful remark - a ban!
WOW!
DurocShark
Lifer
Search for "stapled" or "chicken". I had just said baby, not dead baby.
Love the Bobbitt joke too! 😀
How many men does it take to open a beer?
None, it should be opened by the time she gives it to him.
This was a grave rober, who was killed by a zmobie while he was stealing stuff from a grave. Then he became a zmobie himself. He's really angry, because he keeps trying to steal stuff from his own grave, which is obviously empty.
None, it should be opened by the time she gives it to him.
This was a grave rober, who was killed by a zmobie while he was stealing stuff from a grave. Then he became a zmobie himself. He's really angry, because he keeps trying to steal stuff from his own grave, which is obviously empty.
Triumph
Lifer
Ok so here is the joke you never heard..........
Once upon a time, there were 2 twin Brother babies, am mom and a Dad. The babies were small and used to suckup milk everyday. One day, Baby # 2 realized that his twin Bro or Baby # 1 sucks more milk than required and thus Baby # 2 would only get some drops to suck!!.
So after tired of his bro (Baby #1), he thought of a plan, he used poison on the nipples so that his twin bro may not be ableto suck for life or die.
Confident of what Baby # 2 had done, he went to sleep thinking the next day would bring some Parabolic Glory.
NEXT MORNING:
Baby # 2 woke up cheerfully hoping to get some milk, opened the door and found the funnerel of his father.
haahhahaha, Baby # 1 lives.............
Once upon a time, there were 2 twin Brother babies, am mom and a Dad. The babies were small and used to suckup milk everyday. One day, Baby # 2 realized that his twin Bro or Baby # 1 sucks more milk than required and thus Baby # 2 would only get some drops to suck!!.
So after tired of his bro (Baby #1), he thought of a plan, he used poison on the nipples so that his twin bro may not be ableto suck for life or die.
Confident of what Baby # 2 had done, he went to sleep thinking the next day would bring some Parabolic Glory.
NEXT MORNING:
Baby # 2 woke up cheerfully hoping to get some milk, opened the door and found the funnerel of his father.
haahhahaha, Baby # 1 lives.............
quentinterintino
Senior member
Protons have mass?
I didn't even know they were Catholic.
I didn't even know they were Catholic.
cKGunslinger
Lifer
:thumbsup: That's a fav of mine. But it's really hard to use it often. Maybe I need more physicists as friends?
Concillian
Diamond Member
Grasshopper walks into a bar...
Bartender says "Hey, you're a grasshopper, we got a drink named after you"
Grasshopper says "Oh yeah, you got a drink named 'Leonard'?!?"
The word for the day is legs ... spread the word.
Bartender says "Hey, you're a grasshopper, we got a drink named after you"
Grasshopper says "Oh yeah, you got a drink named 'Leonard'?!?"
The word for the day is legs ... spread the word.
dont belive no one has said this 1
knock knock
whos there
doctor
doctor who
DISGRACEFUL isnt it
a blonde women was going to the airport when she saw a sign saying "airport left", so she went back home.
a boy asked another boy if he had been caught sheep shagging,
the other boy said no.
what do u call a scottish women with 1 leg
eileen
1 skeleton ask the other skeleton
why u shivering
the other skeleton said, the wind is going right though me
cant beat a good sad joke
knock knock
whos there
doctor
doctor who
DISGRACEFUL isnt it
a blonde women was going to the airport when she saw a sign saying "airport left", so she went back home.
a boy asked another boy if he had been caught sheep shagging,
the other boy said no.
what do u call a scottish women with 1 leg
eileen
1 skeleton ask the other skeleton
why u shivering
the other skeleton said, the wind is going right though me
cant beat a good sad joke
Concillian
Diamond Member
Lol, I was thinking the same thing... brass no sparky...
Sometimes being a Materials Engineer ruins the fun... like when I watched X-Men and Magneto was using his magnetic powers on the statue of liberty... Umm, copper isn't magnetic.
My friends told me to shut up and watch the movie :roll:
Sometimes being a Materials Engineer ruins the fun... like when I watched X-Men and Magneto was using his magnetic powers on the statue of liberty... Umm, copper isn't magnetic.
My friends told me to shut up and watch the movie :roll:
mobobuff
Lifer
Shortened version.
Man, we'll call him Steve, has big date.
Steve starts to feel incompetent about his penis and ability to achieve an erection.
Steve visits reconstructive urologist, we'll call him Dr. Haggis.
Haggis explains to Steve about advances with implanting small amounts of muscle tissue from baby elephant trunks into a man's penis, making it larger and creating rigid erections.
Steve decides to go ahead with the operation.
During the date, everything is going well, but Steve decides to stare at his date's cleaveage while she isn't looking and he starts to feel a painful swelling in his crotch. Nervous, he looks away, but the swelling continues and his pants begin to rip. While the woman is talking to Steve about her job, Steve's overly-erect penis flops out onto the table, clutches a bread roll from the basket, and quicky pulls it back under the table. To Steve's surprise, the woman is absolutely amazed and excited. She urges him to do it again.
Wincing, Steve replies, "okay... but I don't know if I can fit another roll in my ass."
Man, we'll call him Steve, has big date.
Steve starts to feel incompetent about his penis and ability to achieve an erection.
Steve visits reconstructive urologist, we'll call him Dr. Haggis.
Haggis explains to Steve about advances with implanting small amounts of muscle tissue from baby elephant trunks into a man's penis, making it larger and creating rigid erections.
Steve decides to go ahead with the operation.
During the date, everything is going well, but Steve decides to stare at his date's cleaveage while she isn't looking and he starts to feel a painful swelling in his crotch. Nervous, he looks away, but the swelling continues and his pants begin to rip. While the woman is talking to Steve about her job, Steve's overly-erect penis flops out onto the table, clutches a bread roll from the basket, and quicky pulls it back under the table. To Steve's surprise, the woman is absolutely amazed and excited. She urges him to do it again.
Wincing, Steve replies, "okay... but I don't know if I can fit another roll in my ass."
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