Originally posted by: Chu
So do these replies mean I won
There's a difference between a bad joke and bad taste.
So do these replies mean I won
well that depends what WORST means - does it mean the lamest joke (which is still considered a joke), or the most abnoxious ?
Originally posted by: Chu
So do these replies mean I won
Congratulations! Johnny, tell him what he's won:
Well Todd, our lucky contestant has won - for his disgusting and totally distasteful remark - a ban!
WOW!
Originally posted by: mattlear
Originally posted by: DurocShark
Originally posted by: mattlear
Q: Why did the dead baby cross the road?
A: It was stapled to the chicken
Hey! That was mine! :|
Hrmm, didn't see that one posted... just did a search on 'dead' in topic and still don't see it.
Here's another one:
Did you hear that Lorena Bobbitt got into a terrible car accident this morning?
Apparently, some d1ck cut her off...
Search for "stapled" or "chicken". I had just said baby, not dead baby.
Love the Bobbitt joke too!
How many men does it take to open a beer?
None, it should be opened by the time she gives it to him.
This was a grave rober, who was killed by a zmobie while he was stealing stuff from a grave. Then he became a zmobie himself. He's really angry, because he keeps trying to steal stuff from his own grave, which is obviously empty.
None, it should be opened by the time she gives it to him.
This was a grave rober, who was killed by a zmobie while he was stealing stuff from a grave. Then he became a zmobie himself. He's really angry, because he keeps trying to steal stuff from his own grave, which is obviously empty.
Triumph
Lifer
- Oct 9, 1999
- 15,031
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Ok so here is the joke you never heard..........
Once upon a time, there were 2 twin Brother babies, am mom and a Dad. The babies were small and used to suckup milk everyday. One day, Baby # 2 realized that his twin Bro or Baby # 1 sucks more milk than required and thus Baby # 2 would only get some drops to suck!!.
So after tired of his bro (Baby #1), he thought of a plan, he used poison on the nipples so that his twin bro may not be ableto suck for life or die.
Confident of what Baby # 2 had done, he went to sleep thinking the next day would bring some Parabolic Glory.
NEXT MORNING:
Baby # 2 woke up cheerfully hoping to get some milk, opened the door and found the funnerel of his father.
haahhahaha, Baby # 1 lives.............
Once upon a time, there were 2 twin Brother babies, am mom and a Dad. The babies were small and used to suckup milk everyday. One day, Baby # 2 realized that his twin Bro or Baby # 1 sucks more milk than required and thus Baby # 2 would only get some drops to suck!!.
So after tired of his bro (Baby #1), he thought of a plan, he used poison on the nipples so that his twin bro may not be ableto suck for life or die.
Confident of what Baby # 2 had done, he went to sleep thinking the next day would bring some Parabolic Glory.
NEXT MORNING:
Baby # 2 woke up cheerfully hoping to get some milk, opened the door and found the funnerel of his father.
haahhahaha, Baby # 1 lives.............
yes, that is the most horrible joke I have ever heard. Truly terrible. If the delivery was better it might actually be funny, but that is the worst lead-up to the punchline ever. And you can barely understand it!
cKGunslinger
Lifer
- Nov 29, 1999
- 16,408
- 57
- 91
:thumbsup: That's a fav of mine. But it's really hard to use it often. Maybe I need more physicists as friends?
Grasshopper walks into a bar...
Bartender says "Hey, you're a grasshopper, we got a drink named after you"
Grasshopper says "Oh yeah, you got a drink named 'Leonard'?!?"
The word for the day is legs ... spread the word.
Bartender says "Hey, you're a grasshopper, we got a drink named after you"
Grasshopper says "Oh yeah, you got a drink named 'Leonard'?!?"
The word for the day is legs ... spread the word.
A man comes home one day and says to his wife "the milkman said he has screwed every woman in the street apart from one", the wife replies "I bet it's that snooty cow at number 23".
What do you call a donkey with 3 legs?
A wonkey
What do you call a donkey with 3 legs?
A wonkey
dont belive no one has said this 1
knock knock
whos there
doctor
doctor who
DISGRACEFUL isnt it
a blonde women was going to the airport when she saw a sign saying "airport left", so she went back home.
a boy asked another boy if he had been caught sheep shagging,
the other boy said no.
what do u call a scottish women with 1 leg
eileen
1 skeleton ask the other skeleton
why u shivering
the other skeleton said, the wind is going right though me
cant beat a good sad joke
knock knock
whos there
doctor
doctor who
DISGRACEFUL isnt it
a blonde women was going to the airport when she saw a sign saying "airport left", so she went back home.
a boy asked another boy if he had been caught sheep shagging,
the other boy said no.
what do u call a scottish women with 1 leg
eileen
1 skeleton ask the other skeleton
why u shivering
the other skeleton said, the wind is going right though me
cant beat a good sad joke
Lol, I was thinking the same thing... brass no sparky...
Sometimes being a Materials Engineer ruins the fun... like when I watched X-Men and Magneto was using his magnetic powers on the statue of liberty... Umm, copper isn't magnetic.
My friends told me to shut up and watch the movie :roll:
Sometimes being a Materials Engineer ruins the fun... like when I watched X-Men and Magneto was using his magnetic powers on the statue of liberty... Umm, copper isn't magnetic.
My friends told me to shut up and watch the movie :roll:
mobobuff
Lifer
- Apr 5, 2004
- 11,099
- 1
- 81
Shortened version.
Man, we'll call him Steve, has big date.
Steve starts to feel incompetent about his penis and ability to achieve an erection.
Steve visits reconstructive urologist, we'll call him Dr. Haggis.
Haggis explains to Steve about advances with implanting small amounts of muscle tissue from baby elephant trunks into a man's penis, making it larger and creating rigid erections.
Steve decides to go ahead with the operation.
During the date, everything is going well, but Steve decides to stare at his date's cleaveage while she isn't looking and he starts to feel a painful swelling in his crotch. Nervous, he looks away, but the swelling continues and his pants begin to rip. While the woman is talking to Steve about her job, Steve's overly-erect penis flops out onto the table, clutches a bread roll from the basket, and quicky pulls it back under the table. To Steve's surprise, the woman is absolutely amazed and excited. She urges him to do it again.
Wincing, Steve replies, "okay... but I don't know if I can fit another roll in my ass."
Man, we'll call him Steve, has big date.
Steve starts to feel incompetent about his penis and ability to achieve an erection.
Steve visits reconstructive urologist, we'll call him Dr. Haggis.
Haggis explains to Steve about advances with implanting small amounts of muscle tissue from baby elephant trunks into a man's penis, making it larger and creating rigid erections.
Steve decides to go ahead with the operation.
During the date, everything is going well, but Steve decides to stare at his date's cleaveage while she isn't looking and he starts to feel a painful swelling in his crotch. Nervous, he looks away, but the swelling continues and his pants begin to rip. While the woman is talking to Steve about her job, Steve's overly-erect penis flops out onto the table, clutches a bread roll from the basket, and quicky pulls it back under the table. To Steve's surprise, the woman is absolutely amazed and excited. She urges him to do it again.
Wincing, Steve replies, "okay... but I don't know if I can fit another roll in my ass."
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