WHipLAsh13
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How many drunks does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two: one to hold the lightbulb, and one to make the room spin 'round.
Two: one to hold the lightbulb, and one to make the room spin 'round.
Why does snoop-dogg carry an umbrella?
FO' DRIZZLE!
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Two pies are in the oven. One pie says,
"Man, it's hot in here."
The other pie says
"AAAHHH TALKING PIE!"
FO' DRIZZLE!
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Two pies are in the oven. One pie says,
"Man, it's hot in here."
The other pie says
"AAAHHH TALKING PIE!"
Did you hear the one about the American Indian that had to sleep in the hotel lobby because he didn't have a reservation?
Don't know if this counts, this is really stupid. you had to be there to fully appreciate
Here is one we used to do in junior high school.... Fake joke with 4 or 5 of us in on it and one person who doesn't know.. We would all start laughing hysterically at the punchline just to see if the victim would laugh as well to look cool Here goes:
Two elephants are sitting in the bathtub. One elephant says to the next can you please pass the soap. The other elephant says no soap, radio!!!
By the time we got to the radio part we practically all pissed our pants in anticipation of seeing the victims reaction to the joke.. 9 times out of ten they would start laughing like we were, but the occasional person sit there, befuddled wondering why the joke was funny. we would spend another 5 minutes laughing trying to make them understand why it was funny.. I feel retarded now LOL
Here is one we used to do in junior high school.... Fake joke with 4 or 5 of us in on it and one person who doesn't know.. We would all start laughing hysterically at the punchline just to see if the victim would laugh as well to look cool
Here goes: Two elephants are sitting in the bathtub. One elephant says to the next can you please pass the soap. The other elephant says no soap, radio!!!
By the time we got to the radio part we practically all pissed our pants in anticipation of seeing the victims reaction to the joke.. 9 times out of ten they would start laughing like we were, but the occasional person sit there, befuddled wondering why the joke was funny. we would spend another 5 minutes laughing trying to make them understand why it was funny.. I feel retarded now LOL
Why couldn't the 10 year old go see the pirate movie?
It was rated aaaarrrrrr!
Two knots are sitting at a bar. One asks the other, Can I buy you a drink?
The other replies, frayed knot!
It was rated aaaarrrrrr!
Two knots are sitting at a bar. One asks the other, Can I buy you a drink?
The other replies, frayed knot!
Q: What has 9 arms and sucks?
A: Def Leppard
Q: Whats red and orange and looks good on a hippie?
A: fire
Q: If you put a dead baby in a blender what do you get?
A: DORITOS! (at least the batter)
I hate that one. i
A: Def Leppard
Q: Whats red and orange and looks good on a hippie?
A: fire
Q: If you put a dead baby in a blender what do you get?
A: DORITOS! (at least the batter)
I hate that one. i
Two jokes...
What's big, green, has four legs, and if it fell out of a tree would kill you?
A pool table.
Two sausages are frying on a pan and one looks to the other and says
"Hey man, it's getting kind of hot in here." The other sausage turns over and says
"Whoa! A talking sausage!"
Yeah I came up with those myself
What's big, green, has four legs, and if it fell out of a tree would kill you?
A pool table.
Two sausages are frying on a pan and one looks to the other and says
"Hey man, it's getting kind of hot in here." The other sausage turns over and says
"Whoa! A talking sausage!"
Yeah I came up with those myself
So
Lifer
- Jul 2, 2001
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Originally posted by: boomdart
Two jokes...
What's big, green, has four legs, and if it fell out of a tree would kill you?
A pool table.
Two sausages are frying on a pan and one looks to the other and says
"Hey man, it's getting kind of hot in here." The other sausage turns over and says
"Whoa! A talking sausage!"
Yeah I came up with those myself
Both of those are posted above, the second one three times.
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