Post the WORST joke you know

[Brutuskend]

Why do women make poor carpenters?


All their lives, they have been told that this


..........................................

is six inches.

 

[raanemaan]

Where did the little king keep his army. Up his little sleevie
What do you call your kid who has no arms and no legs who lays on the floor. Matt
what do you call your kid who has no arms and no legs who lays on the couch. Nothing he can't come anyway.

 

[Chronoshock]

What has four legs, is green, covered in fur, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you.








A pool table

 

[JoeKing]

Originally posted by: raanemaan
What do you call your kid who has no arms and no legs who lays on the floor. Matt

ROFL I just told that to a friend named Mat, he just said "Fsck you!"

 

[raanemaan]

Ray putting arm around Matt says Do you know the difference between an anus and a a$$hole. Matt No. Ray says You can't put your arm arm around an anus.

 

[silverpig]

Originally posted by: Chronoshock
What has four legs, is green, covered in fur, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you.








A pool table

:beer:

 

[silverpig]

Dude 1: If you went camping with a bunch of guys and woke up with a condom in your ass, would you tell anyone?
Dude 2: No!
Dude 1: Wanna go camping?

 

[raanemaan]

Originally posted by: silverpig
Dude 1: If you went camping with a bunch of guys and woke up with a condom in your ass, would you tell anyone?
Dude 2: No!
Dude 1: Wanna go camping?

LOL

 

[User1001]

Why can't Helen Keller drive



Cause she's a WOMAN!

 

[Platypus]

Originally posted by: User1001
Why can't Helen Keller drive



Cause she's a WOMAN!

I have a good HK joke but it would surely get me banned.

 

[apac]

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says "Hey buddy, why the long face?"


And of course my favorite stolen joke by Brutuskend: 2 fish are in a fish tank. One says to the other "you drive, I'll man the guns."

edit: I should mention that I think they're both priceless and terrible at the same time

 

[ucsdguy]

Why is there no soup in the matrix.......?








'Cuz there is no spoon.

 

[Syringer]

Originally posted by: CorporateRecreation

Originally posted by: User1001
Why can't Helen Keller drive



Cause she's a WOMAN!

I have a good HK joke but it would surely get me banned.

Does it involve her hands?

 

[Platypus]

Originally posted by: Syringer

Originally posted by: CorporateRecreation

Originally posted by: User1001
Why can't Helen Keller drive



Cause she's a WOMAN!

I have a good HK joke but it would surely get me banned.

Does it involve her hands?

 

[mwtgg]

Originally posted by: CorporateRecreation

Originally posted by: Syringer

Originally posted by: CorporateRecreation

Originally posted by: User1001
Why can't Helen Keller drive



Cause she's a WOMAN!

I have a good HK joke but it would surely get me banned.

Does it involve her hands?

If you're referring to the one I think you are, ugh, that's sick.

 

[Cadop]

Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

Want to hear a clean joke? HE took a bath with bubbles.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was his next door neighbor.

 

[hdeck]

What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe?
Roberto.

 

[Cadop]

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

A fsh

 

[Cadop]

Two snowmen are standing in a field. One says to the other : "Funny, I smell carrots too".

 

[JoeKing]

Originally posted by: mwtgg

Originally posted by: CorporateRecreation

Originally posted by: Syringer

Originally posted by: CorporateRecreation

Originally posted by: User1001
Why can't Helen Keller drive



Cause she's a WOMAN!

I have a good HK joke but it would surely get me banned.

Does it involve her hands?

If you're referring to the one I think you are, ugh, that's sick.

Ok I'll bite... please PM me the joke :evil:

 

[CarpeDeo]

This might be too funny for this thread, but . . .

What did the snail riding on top of the turtle say?





Wwwhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Mojoed]

I got a bunch

What do you get when you cross a Lion with a Tiger?
A line perpendicular to both.


What's blue and fvcks grannies?
Hypothermia.


What does a 300lb hamster do?
Shoves gay people up its @ss.


What's green and has wheels?
Grass. I was just kidding about the wheels.


What does Snoop Dogg use to whiten his clothes?
Blee-otch!


What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Phillipe Phlop.


And my favorite 'joke' --
This computer's so old, it has a grandmotherboard.

 

[cremator]

"What do you call nuts on the wall" Wallnuts
"What do you call nuts on your chest" Chestnuts
"What do you call nuts on your chin" A D1Q in the mouth

I always hated that joke.

 

[vshah]

Originally posted by: Cadop
Two snowmen are standing in a field. One says to the other : "Funny, I smell carrots too".

hehe awesome i woke up the house laughing

mine:

so two ducks are in the bathtub, and its half full with water. one duck says to the other " can you pass the soap please?" the second duck replies "sorry, no soap radio"




-Vivan

 

[Alternex]

Two atoms are sitting at a bar.
"I think I lost an electron..." says one atom.
"Are you sure?" asks the second atom.
"I'm positive"