Man you butchered that.
How do you get 10 babies into a bucket?
A blender.
How do you get them out?
DORITOS!
Man you butchered that.
How do you get 10 babies into a bucket?
A blender.
How do you get them out?
DORITOS!
when ducks fly in a V why is one side longer than the other?
it has more birds in it.
If a rooster lays an egg on top of a roof which direction will the egg roll?
roosters dont lay eggs moron.
it has more birds in it.
If a rooster lays an egg on top of a roof which direction will the egg roll?
roosters dont lay eggs moron.
Here's my own stupid joke/statement able to freeze everyone in their tracks.
GHz, MHz, everybody hurts!
GHz, MHz, everybody hurts!
That is funny, lol.
That is funny, lol.
That one is a little funny.
OMG, lol, the geek award goes to...
LOL
lol
lol
LOL, made me cry.
lol
lol, pretty good
Not funny, but classic.
Very mild comedy.
lol
lol
Alright, here's one that everyone here will appreciate:
Avg. computer user calling tech support:
User: Hi, I think my computer crashed.
Techie: Well, how fast were you driving it?
*rimshot, cymbal crash*
Avg. computer user calling tech support:
User: Hi, I think my computer crashed.
Techie: Well, how fast were you driving it?
*rimshot, cymbal crash*
I got another one....
What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?
Beer nuts are free at the bar, while deer nuts are always under a buck.
*rimshot, cymbal crash*
What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?
Beer nuts are free at the bar, while deer nuts are always under a buck.
*rimshot, cymbal crash*
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What's invisible and smells like carrots?
Bunny farts.
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I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal labotomy.
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What do you call 2 guys with no arms or legs hanging by a window?
Curt and Rod.
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Why was the blindman twirling his dog by the tail over his head?
He wanted to look around.
Bunny farts.
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I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal labotomy.
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What do you call 2 guys with no arms or legs hanging by a window?
Curt and Rod.
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Why was the blindman twirling his dog by the tail over his head?
He wanted to look around.
A man walks into a bar with a giraffe and orders some drinks. Eventually the giraffe passes out on the floor.
The man gets up and starts to walk out when the bartender yells "HEY BUDDY, YOU CAN'T LEAVE THAT LYIN' ON THE FLOOR!"
The man turns around and says "That's not a lion, it's a giraffe!"
Rene Descartes got on an airplane. Someone aboard recognized him and told everyone else, so during the flight everyone surrounded the philosopher and started asking him questions. After a while, a stewardess approaches and asked Descartes "Would you like something to drink?"
Descartes said "I don't think-" and suddenly vanished.
One day at school a boy gave a girl a black rose during recess. She went to her teacher and asked "What does this black rose mean?" Her teacher flipped out and had her sent home from school. At home, the girl asked her mother "What does this black rose mean?" Her mother also flipped out and screamed at the girl and kicked her out of the house. The little girl went to where her father worked and asked him about the black rose. His reaction was the same, and he told her to never speak to him again. While crossing the street after leaving his office, the girl got hit by a car.
What's the moral of the story?
Always look both ways before crossing the street.
All groaners, I know. But these are supposed to be the *worst* jokes.
The man gets up and starts to walk out when the bartender yells "HEY BUDDY, YOU CAN'T LEAVE THAT LYIN' ON THE FLOOR!"
The man turns around and says "That's not a lion, it's a giraffe!"
Rene Descartes got on an airplane. Someone aboard recognized him and told everyone else, so during the flight everyone surrounded the philosopher and started asking him questions. After a while, a stewardess approaches and asked Descartes "Would you like something to drink?"
Descartes said "I don't think-" and suddenly vanished.
One day at school a boy gave a girl a black rose during recess. She went to her teacher and asked "What does this black rose mean?" Her teacher flipped out and had her sent home from school. At home, the girl asked her mother "What does this black rose mean?" Her mother also flipped out and screamed at the girl and kicked her out of the house. The little girl went to where her father worked and asked him about the black rose. His reaction was the same, and he told her to never speak to him again. While crossing the street after leaving his office, the girl got hit by a car.
What's the moral of the story?
Always look both ways before crossing the street.
All groaners, I know. But these are supposed to be the *worst* jokes.
What's the difference between a dead baby and an apple?
I don't jack off on an apple before eating it
I don't jack off on an apple before eating it
Originally posted by: Cook1
Originally posted by: godmare
LOL!!:laugh:
Haha, that one did make me laugh!
I was on the floor
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