Post the most nerdy/geeky joke you know!

[Syringer]

I'll start with one that everyone's heard before..

There are 10 types of people in this world, those who know binary and those who don't.

 

[DivideBYZero]

SPIDER

 

[Syringer]

That's not a joke

 

[irishScott]

The geek shall inherit the earth

 

[Lumathix]

How is a computer like an erection?

It stays up as long as you don't screw with it!

 

[Martin]

Originally posted by: irishScott
The greek shall inherit the earth

Blessed are the cheese makers.

 

[DivideBYZero]

Originally posted by: Martin

Originally posted by: irishScott
The greek shall inherit the earth

Blessed are the cheese makers.

Shut up, Bignose.

 

[Jeff7]

Baby, I wish I was your integral, cuz I'd be under all your curves.

 

[AreaCode707]

He's so negative, he attracts protons!

(Courtesy of EpsiIon on these forums)

 

[CravenTacos]

God is real, unless declared integer

 

[Izzo]

If you're not part of the solution, you are part of the precipitate.

 

[Aikouka]

What's worse... the jokes (in that head shaking bad kind of way) or the fact that you understand them?

(Not meant to be a joke, but a statement ).

 

[EKKC]

"Why did the Comp. Engineer get X-mas and Halloween mixed up? A: Because Oct(31) == Dec(25)!"

OMG when i first heard that and got it i thought i was so 1337

 

[DaShen]

Originally posted by: Jeff7
Baby, I wish I was your integral, cuz I'd be under all your curves.

:laugh: NICE!!!!

 

[DivideBYZero]

Originally posted by: CravenTacos
God is real, unless declared integer

Ok, that got a LOFL outta me.

 

[DaShen]

Originally posted by: EKKC
"Why did the Comp. Engineer get X-mas and Halloween mixed up? A: Because Oct(31) == Dec(25)!"

OMG when i first heard that and got it i thought i was so 1337

That is uber geeky. It is sad that I got it.

 

[Ipno]

calculus, the agony and dx/dt.

 

[DaShen]

Originally posted by: Ipno
calculus, the agony and dx/dt.

"derivative"? I am missing something. Please explain.

 

[theprodigalrebel]

"You compute me."

"Shut up, shut up...you had me at hello world."

 

[theprodigalrebel]

Originally posted by: DaShen

Originally posted by: EKKC
"Why did the Comp. Engineer get X-mas and Halloween mixed up? A: Because Oct(31) == Dec(25)!"

OMG when i first heard that and got it i thought i was so 1337

That is uber geeky. It is sad that I got it.

For those that didn't get it: linkage

 

[Ameesh]

i heard this pickup line on beauty and the geek

i wish you were sin^2(x) and i was cos^2(x) because together we would be 1

lol

 

[KLin]

Two engineers are walking to class when one says, ?Where?d you get such a great bike?? The second engineer replies, ?Well yesterday I was on my way home when this beautiful girl rode in front of me, tossed the bike and her clothes to the ground and declared, ?Take what you want!?? The first engineer nods in approval, ?Good choice - the clothes probably wouldn?t have fit.?

 

[AgaBoogaBoo]

Originally posted by: Ameesh
i heard this pickup line on beauty and the geek

i wish you were sin^2(x) and i was cos^2(x) because together we would be 1

lol

lol wow, who the hell comes up with that stuff

 

[jimbob200521]

Originally posted by: KLin
Two engineers are walking to class when one says, ?Where?d you get such a great bike?? The second engineer replies, ?Well yesterday I was on my way home when this beautiful girl rode in front of me, tossed the bike and her clothes to the ground and declared, ?Take what you want!?? The first engineer nods in approval, ?Good choice - the clothes probably wouldn?t have fit.?

:disgust: :laugh:

 

[Zenmervolt]

"Did you hear about the programmer who died in the shower? The instructions on the shampoo said 'lather, rinse, repeat'."

ZV